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ㅤ"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦.ᐣ 𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥. 𝘈𝘯𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘵, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳."

#mvrp , #scifirp , #gnosiarp
I'm going to— Shut the fuck up? This is my great reveal?
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
You know what I like to do in situations like this?
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I figure you cannot escalate a situation beyond attempted murder. That feels like the peak. We can only go down from here.
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
No. Bring back the hammer.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Oh, I forgot. You're both two halves of a whole devil.
No. But I can explain in great detail what it would do to your bones.
CAN YOU TELL HER TO CEASE. PLEASE.
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 PM
CAN YOU TELL HER TO CEASE. PLEASE.
By my calculations... That's a one hit kill.
HELP HELP SHES GOT A FUCKING ENERGY SWORD
January 23, 2026 at 2:34 PM
HELP HELP SHES GOT A FUCKING ENERGY SWORD
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
They gotta duct tape my mouth shut.
January 23, 2026 at 2:29 PM
He's not cooking shit.
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 PM
This guy's hallucinating.
January 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
// Kukrushka episode. Yuri all up in his business. Raqio sabotaging his shit. Massive target on his back and the GA sure as hell not defending him. This is about to be Remnan's biggest loss yet.
January 23, 2026 at 11:47 AM
This is killing me. I'm gonna be sick. I'm leaving.
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Holy shit wait. Did Remu just loudly admit that?
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Aw, that's just Deadpool. Had me all excited for nothing.
Spandex where? I love men in spandex.
January 22, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Spandex where? I love men in spandex.
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 PM
// Good morning chat, hope you're excited for your daily 20 minutes of Sha-ming.
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
"Yeah, you always feel bad for him. I think he can handle himself. In everything except a social interaction, I mean!"
“Then, ask Raqio what the point of having teeth would be! And you think I’M nuts. That’s DUMB!

Oh great. Now I feel bad for Rem…”
"Raqio doesn't believe in chewing food, so they've got this vitamin pills they take with water.

... The nutripaste is kind of a myth. SQ kept saying that's the kind of thing Remu would 'totally eat' and he foolishly confirmed it 'was pretty good,' so we've been giving him shit for it ever since."
January 21, 2026 at 4:02 PM
"Raqio doesn't believe in chewing food, so they've got this vitamin pills they take with water.

... The nutripaste is kind of a myth. SQ kept saying that's the kind of thing Remu would 'totally eat' and he foolishly confirmed it 'was pretty good,' so we've been giving him shit for it ever since."
“Nutirional paste and pills? Huh?”

Don’t mind him pigging out on various rice balls.
January 21, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Dude..... What the heck...? Is the burger that good?
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Damn bro! Chew yo fuckin' food! Nobody's taking it from you!
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I do not claim to have eaten the nutripaste nor the mineral pills.
January 21, 2026 at 3:50 PM
We on that flavorless, nutritional gruel grind.
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Oh right, I forgot you're crazy. Sorry for calling you a liar."
“It’s not made up! This is a cucco!”

It’s a picture of a chicken.

“And Kakariko is a village in Hyrule.”
"Keep making up words and see what happens."

Nothing. Nothing will happen.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
"Keep making up words and see what happens."

Nothing. Nothing will happen.
“Mfuckin’ Chicken? We don’t have that where I live. Just Kakariko Fried Cucco.”
January 21, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"Just because he looks like he hasn't brushed his hair in twenty years doesn't mean you can call him shaggy."
“Nah. Shaggy. Not soggy.”
A really soggy one.
January 20, 2026 at 12:07 PM