william
grosselegume.bsky.social
william
@grosselegume.bsky.social
📍naarm, he/him

last.fm: /grosselegume
*loud fart noise*
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
back to having a high body hair count
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
you win some you lose some. and by that I mean I am still recovering from conjunctivitis BUT I did manage to make this cake
October 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
and THAT is quite enough debauchery for now I think
September 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
burned 930kcal on the stairmaster this morning listening to tchaikovsky
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
i have been busy getting my house in order. unlike those british leftist politicians!
September 18, 2025 at 11:51 PM
why does my lockscreen duolingo icon look so depresso even though i’m up to date
September 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
i’m in my great naarm bake off era…on this week’s episode, a classic sponge with white chocolate swiss meringue buttercream and a chunky strawberry jam 🍰
September 14, 2025 at 9:53 AM
bolsonaro guilty, MAGAs seething over you-know-what, the jade and george riley albums both being insanely good...
September 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
oh nothing it’s just me and the extravagantly rich chocolate burnt basque cheesecake i made
September 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
incredibly obnoxious to post two shirtless pictures in a row but we got to the end of our “shred” (lol) and who knows if I will ever look quite like this again so VOILÀ
July 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
samson fried his titty strands
July 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
thank goodness mr bandanna is around so that we’re all up to speed with these up and coming tennis players
July 13, 2025 at 11:50 PM
the new lorde album is good!
June 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
what the hell, sure
June 24, 2025 at 3:21 AM
next season on the pitt…
June 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
new agnes single out today oh it's a great day to be him
May 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
alive and trying to thrive
May 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
she simply refuses to stop churning out the britney spears regional bonus tracks…
April 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
addison rae making a song about the unique comfort of locking in to some tunes…she gets me
April 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
so @dearmoron.bsky.social and I have now been smelling each other’s farts for 6 YEARS…happy anniversary to my favourite person
April 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
thank you to the abc for the confirmation #votecompass
April 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
dilapidated ceiling update: NO LONGER DILAPIDATED!!
March 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"While it is not this company’s approach to censor political viewpoints in paid advertisements" okay well if they smell that warty to you then, y'know, surely you could exercise some discretion and choose not to run them at all. is the money really worth it?
March 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
what the hell, sure
March 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM