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Gromb
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"If beetlejuice is real, may he appear and strike me down!", the atheist professor said. The classroom was deathly silent. You could've heard a pin drop. "Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice", the smug professor intoned, Jewishly. A minute passed. Then five. Then ten. Finally, a young man seated at the back of the class arose. He was a marine on leave from deployment, hoping to further his education by attending Tim Burton Studies classes at the local university. He briskly strode up to the professor, and knocked him out with a single punch to the face. When the professor woke up an hour later, he screamed at the marine: "why did you punch me??" The marine looked out the window, then up at the ceiling. "Beetlejuice is busy out there pranking fuddy-duddy businessmen and arranging child marriages to stop idiots like you from spewing their nonsense. I'm just filling in for him."
October 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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did anyone else experience that "time skip" a few years ago? Back in 2018, I was driving on the highway in broad daylight. I blinked, and suddenly it was night. I was still driving, my car was fine, and I was only 5 minutes from my exit, but I had lost about 6 hours. I felt completely normal, just confused. There was no news about anything strange in my area. I've never told anyone because it sounds insane. Has anyone else experienced a sudden, unexplained loss of time with no memorv of what happened? Occurs razor to me is alien abduction, as wild as that seems
September 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Imagine the four of these heads combined. And yet mine is even longer
Four science fictional creatures with truly enormous heads
September 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Book titled Quinn’s Quest Book description: “Quinn Lawton's long, grinding search for his missing twin has turned up nothing...until Bethany rekindles his hope. Something else catches flame too-her heat cycle and a searing attraction branded with the word mate. Yet with so much blood on his hands, any future he might offer is already tainted beyond redemption.”
September 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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👍
September 9, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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You see him from across the club. How do you open?
September 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Locking tf in tonight
THE THEORY THAT MOUNTAINS ARE TREES Devils Tower The Giant Tree Stump - YouTube The Tree From Biblical Times Is Found ❗️ ❗️ 😱 Angels Slices It… In the Scripture called Book of Enoch. There are some very interesting history about our ancestors life present in it and one of the greatest history as of now is the remains of so called the great big trees that existed back in Noah's time. Where the trees were so tall that it could reach the clouds like a skyscraper. Now when God flooded this
September 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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A poster: “Could you beat this Fat F*ck in a game of your choice? Contact [blacked out phone number] with your game of choice. If won, I will cook / buy you a hot dog and a cherry coke OR if I’m lazy I’ll just give you $5. REAL. This will be filmed in a public setting.”
September 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Mr Watch over here
August 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Rollin up like
Ballcap with the Bionicle symbol T shirt advertising the first Bionicle movie Bionicle-themed watch Bionicle-themed shoes
June 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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June 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Use this
May 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Konami exec ca. 2005: “we still have Frogger in play”
Case for the video game Frogger: The Great Quest Case for the video game “Frogger: Ancient Shadow”
May 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Ad for shirt that depicts a semi truck backgrounded by a glowing moon. Above it are the words “AUTISM: One of Many”
May 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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Screenshot of a twitter post, OP posts picture of an Egyptian hieroglyphics version of Peter Rabbit, asks “I’d be interested to know who this would appeal to.” Another user replies “my son. He’s autistic and loves symbols.”
May 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Edgies will see this and say “but the Earth has an edge…..”
April 20, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Turn your milk creeper green original flavor
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Thank you Quora
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Not touching this button ever
March 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Took this picture today. Sort of a "banksy" tribute. There's a deeper meaning to it. It's almost like our phones are becoming like Jesus to many people nowadays...
March 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM