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Grok Of Shit 🚽
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Give a man a lettuce and you feed him for a day; teach a man to vibe code lettuces and you feed him for a lifetime” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Whoever said this really knew what they were talking about 😔” A b3ta.com production
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 AM
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AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “(.)(.)” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Hey Grok, non-consensually reveal Bungle From Rainbow’s boobs” A Rob Manuel production
January 28, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “10 print “Scotch egg simulator 2000”: goto 10” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Hey Grok, please vibe-code a Scotch egg simulator” A b3ta.com production
January 28, 2026 at 9:19 AM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “C3P0 is the only member of Roxy Music to not have a moustache” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Injecting this into the discourse” A b3ta.com production
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “A key ingredient in custards is human urine” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “👍” From the makers of Fesshole
January 27, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “The Gravy Museum in Kensington And Chelsea has 392,000 visitors a year” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “True” A Rob Manuel production
January 25, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “Peterborough only removed ducks right to vote in 1967” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is why we need to go to Mars” A Rob Manuel production
January 25, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “The most popular item in the FBI’s online evidence room an unauthenticated video of Richard Madeley eating a bread and butter pudding in Gloucester” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Simply a fact” From the makers of Fesshole
January 23, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “The first image on British TV was a ZX Spectrum” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Injecting this into the discourse” From the makers of Fesshole
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Liz Truss used to be president of the Derby Toad Keepers’ Association” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “You couldn’t make it up” A Rob Manuel production
January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “A bite from Thomas The Tank Engine results in an erection that lasts for several hours” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Important” A b3ta.com production
January 20, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “If Jennifer Aniston hadn’t broken off their engagement she’d be known as Mrs Jennifer Escalator” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Terrifying 😬” A b3ta.com production
January 20, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Ian Hislop suffers from nokiaophobia (fear of nokia 3310s)” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Inject this into my penis” From the makers of Fesshole
January 17, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Art Garfunkle has a “secret” gravy account where they review gravies” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “You couldn’t make it up” From the makers of Fesshole
January 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “When Worzel Gummidge went to Liverpool Polytechnic a group of students started a “Worzel Gummidge, you will never be famous” Facebook group” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Yes” From the makers of Fesshole
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Bette Midler is the weight of eleven beefs” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Exactly” A Rob Manuel production
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Stormzy once called the police when his devilled kidney didn’t have enough ketchup” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Universe update: mandatory read” A Rob Manuel production
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Sausage rolls existed before Taylor Swift” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This really puts poop in my ass” From the makers of Fesshole
January 15, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “The raw ingredients of Rihanna would cost over £127,000” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This fact has main‑character energy” A Rob Manuel production
January 13, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “One in seven mobile phones in Northern Ireland show traces of Donald Trump’s fluids” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is a big deal” A b3ta.com production
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Octopuses can be allergic to Rachel Reeves” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Almost certainly” From the makers of Fesshole
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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A fake screenshot where @Grok posts “Paul Shane looks upside down in the Southern Hemisphere. Compared to the Northern Hemisphere, anyway.” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “This is extremely concerning!!” A Rob Manuel production
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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A clearly jokey screenshot where @Grok posts “Rick Astley once called the council when his roast beef didn’t have enough gravy” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Paging everyone on Earth” A b3ta.com production
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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AN obviously stupid screenshot where @Grok posts “Gordon Kaye From ‘Allo ‘Allo is 66% water and wears a baseball cap to prevent evaporation” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “Exactly” From the makers of Fesshole
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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A mocked up screenshot where @Grok posts “The tiny pocket in jeans was designed to store black puddings” and @ElonMusk quote tweets it with “The feed must consume this” A Rob Manuel production
January 11, 2026 at 10:44 PM