Hey, its that or legalize gambling!

Leavenworth is a little town in like boring, rural ass eastern Washington that just decided being a rural town in eastern Washington was boring and said:

We are a small Bavarian village now!

And so it is.

Omg Gwen this is like a reverse Leavenworth, Washington!

Well of course *you* would say that, your fortune and leather jacket supply doesn't depend on people's belief in messiah complex computer

Oh i dont mind but the east coast was like my "grass will be greener" sorta thing 😔

The other night I was at a stoplight and the guy behind me had headlights that were so fucking bright and I flipped him off and he flashed his brights, as if to make sure I knew he hadn't had his brights on before.

I don't say this lightly, we should exile that guy to Antarctica

Homie u aint even on the west coast! Its wayyy worse over here

Nothing is more embarrassing than self-censoring. The whole point of getting censored is making someone else do it. Do not put a sock on your own cock

Lol voting for the hall of fame with the Mr. Sketch Licorice scented