abolish all sports

i don’t use hinge anymore but if i did id say that if you are the kind of person who drains that far off mince when cooking then you shouldnt be messaging me.

still thinking about the guy sat near to me last night who ordered buffalo wings, buffalo fries, and a buffalo burger. then at it all in about 5 minutes.

also his friend who did exactly the same.

when we find an instagram replacement can it just be photos and not have so many audio options

i went to mexico for two weeks, i’ve now got a 10 day streak on duolingo. now feels like the right time to get into bad bunny.

god give me the good grace not to scream at people to go to the next open self check out

i haven’t been on tiktok for a month now.

i do not feel any better for it, i miss learning random facts, and i am worried my algorithm will have reset itself.

have moved some apps around, deleted the facebook one.

Which means that when muscle memory has me reaching for grindr i now open the ham horn

🥓 📯

probably time to give this a proper go eh? Ed balls.