Mikel
@grmaggot.bsky.social
Auto Detail Hobbyist, Concert Goer, Metalhead, Bi
Would rather be lost in the UP or floating a river
Would rather be lost in the UP or floating a river
Amazing shakedown out of Sweden, Taka in 3rd Olson in 1st, helllllll yeah
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Amazing shakedown out of Sweden, Taka in 3rd Olson in 1st, helllllll yeah
Guys I just had a customer fully explain how he definitely has AWD/4WD because he hits the recirculation button on his climate control and then it stops sliding around corners (there are no rear cv axles or differential or driveshaft)
February 11, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Guys I just had a customer fully explain how he definitely has AWD/4WD because he hits the recirculation button on his climate control and then it stops sliding around corners (there are no rear cv axles or differential or driveshaft)
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I'm gonna shid and fard, only got 20 v-bucks in my pocket. I i I'm goonin, lookin for a rizzler, this is pwetty ebpic
February 10, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I'm gonna shid and fard, only got 20 v-bucks in my pocket. I i I'm goonin, lookin for a rizzler, this is pwetty ebpic
Love it when I get a survey call about "protecting police from the left" I said "bro you might as well just hang the fuck up" and ended the call
February 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Love it when I get a survey call about "protecting police from the left" I said "bro you might as well just hang the fuck up" and ended the call
"I have an account here, we get all our tires here" okay so does the homeless guy on the corner
January 29, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"I have an account here, we get all our tires here" okay so does the homeless guy on the corner
Look if ICE can just enter homes warrantless I'm dropping my next paycheck on firearms.
January 25, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Look if ICE can just enter homes warrantless I'm dropping my next paycheck on firearms.
Imagine getting drunk at the Applebee's bar on a friday
January 24, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Imagine getting drunk at the Applebee's bar on a friday
"I may not be no genius like a lot of folks, but I do know what I'm talking about"
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 PM
"I may not be no genius like a lot of folks, but I do know what I'm talking about"
I just wanna go home and play silent hill
January 21, 2026 at 1:14 PM
I just wanna go home and play silent hill
Everybody at work: "oh you must save a ton on gas! I'm jealous!"
My car:
My car:
January 20, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Everybody at work: "oh you must save a ton on gas! I'm jealous!"
My car:
My car:
I'm sorry if you're gonna make an employee stay after they're done with their main duties doing "side work" you can pay them something other than tipped minimum wage ($5.49/hr) especially when you don't auto-gratuity as a business
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I'm sorry if you're gonna make an employee stay after they're done with their main duties doing "side work" you can pay them something other than tipped minimum wage ($5.49/hr) especially when you don't auto-gratuity as a business
I DONT DO CAR WORK IN THE WINTER. I WORK OUTSIDE EVERY FUCKING DAY, ON CARS, HELL OR HIGH WATER. STOP FUCKING ASKING ME.
January 1, 2026 at 5:22 AM
I DONT DO CAR WORK IN THE WINTER. I WORK OUTSIDE EVERY FUCKING DAY, ON CARS, HELL OR HIGH WATER. STOP FUCKING ASKING ME.
Listen in this world you're either a "Dave" or you're a "buster" and you're being a real "&" right now
January 1, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Listen in this world you're either a "Dave" or you're a "buster" and you're being a real "&" right now
The pause between "he's got a big fat sack" and "on his back" is not long enough
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The pause between "he's got a big fat sack" and "on his back" is not long enough
Me wrapping my secret Santa gifts:
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Me wrapping my secret Santa gifts:
Me wrapping my husband's presents:
December 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Me wrapping my husband's presents:
do bloods go to concerts or bonberts
December 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
do bloods go to concerts or bonberts
When the day comes for chickens to go extinct the last egg will not be found on a farm it will be in a carton
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When the day comes for chickens to go extinct the last egg will not be found on a farm it will be in a carton
Are these pants waterproof, or is water pantsproof? Let's piss ourselves to find out
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Are these pants waterproof, or is water pantsproof? Let's piss ourselves to find out
Can we please do away with the Ahegao sweatshirts as a society
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Can we please do away with the Ahegao sweatshirts as a society
Listen, no spoilers, but like EP 915 of one piece Luffy really said "fuck you"
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Listen, no spoilers, but like EP 915 of one piece Luffy really said "fuck you"
Look I really do think your CRV looks cool slammed on 19s, the tires on it don't meet the load carrying requirements of the vehicle tho so I would recommend they be replaced now
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Look I really do think your CRV looks cool slammed on 19s, the tires on it don't meet the load carrying requirements of the vehicle tho so I would recommend they be replaced now