Grim Realist
grimrealist.bsky.social
Grim Realist
@grimrealist.bsky.social
Realist, Grim, mountain man, vet and Scotsman living in America. Give me hell or acorns

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Nothing is sacred in the captikistic hellscape. We can't even keep our shit paper from being shrank.
It's not much but it is 1/8 inch slimmer than old rolls
#shrinkflation
October 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I really only meant to make nachos for two.
I don't know what happened here
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Hunan sweet and sour pork with fried rice. #food #recipe
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Came across this. And I kind of have to agree. Refried beans could be Mexican hummus. #food #funny #mexico #mexican
September 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Rest in piece you little earbuds you. 6 years strong. Never a problem. Still has 8+ hours of battery life for each work day.
Cable finally gave out.
Mpow is pretty much a non talker. But I would like to personally thank them for such an incredible product. Never found another like it. #music
September 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
September 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I guess when Walmart realizes we aren’t going to play games. They realize and discount. Back down.
#ealmart #food #inflation #greed
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got it. But my gods, did the US chince out on quality. It feels like a cheap plastic book for 99 cents. Feels like it’s going to fall apart on me
September 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A most beautiful email to read in the morning. #passport #politics
September 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
August 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
August 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Return if the Jedi. Got a little darker. #starwars #stormtrooper #reality
August 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Korean orange chicken with fried rice. And greens from the garden with mozzarella herb. And my own herbal tea blend.
#food #dinner #yum
August 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I hate southern Idaho. #summer #heat
August 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Bleh. Sunday night. You know what that means …. Monday tomorrow. But I don’t wanna go. #monday #work
August 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Throw back to funnier times. Objection hearsay 🎶
#music #funny #johnnydepp #depp #lawsuit #meme
August 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Yoda been getting around. Ewok choppy slap #starwars #funny #meme #yoda #babyyoda
August 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
With spooktober season coming and winter just around the bend. I feel I should mention this:
#funny #wisdom #joke
August 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I miss the days of cheap ground beef #food #inflation #tariff #expensive
August 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
July 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Pretty much describes my phone. I’ve deleted about 12,000 photos. I haven’t deleted shit for last 8 years. I still have 9,000 photos left to go through and a bunch of videos. So far I’m cleaned up through October of last year. Sheesh.
July 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Storm troopers make the worst candy givers for Halloween. #halloween #candy #holiday #funny
July 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Next and greatest holiday: Halloween.
PSA - let kids go trick and treat in neighborhoods. We enjoy community during the holidays. Besides. We wouldn’t waste drugs on candy.
#halloween #holiday #candy #psa
July 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Imperial trooper vs.
#starwars #dadjokes #joke #funny
July 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
July 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM