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greywaren.bsky.social
beep beep, jacobi 🫠
@greywaren.bsky.social
avid reader, infrequent writer, occasional runner. 29. he/him/hole

📍alabama
wearing the custom balaclava i bought while manic as a toboggan
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
genuinely had forgotten i’d even bought this
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 AM
this nigga can’t have shit! they won’t even let him dream!
October 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
current e-reads: need to finish nona & kushiel’s dart by the end of the week but that’s almost definitely not happening because it’s halloween time and i’m outside all october long
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
this week’s haul the tor toby books have different dimensions than the daw toby books and that makes my brain feel like ants are crawling all over it but i will survive
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
continuing my opp research
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
haul
September 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i’m just out of frame
September 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
so lame when artists do this money and fame isn’t enough you want adulation from all corners too? guess this is better than tennis’s notes app response lol
September 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
oh so suddenly this isn’t a safe space
September 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
hilarious thing to say in original sin: the series
September 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
my man’s best friend review: sabrina should challenge tate mcrae to a duel to win back custody of julia michaels. shoutout to mr antonoff for these two though they could never make me hate him.
September 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
opposition research
September 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
just found this in the bottom of my sock drawer
September 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
latest manic episode has me deluding myself into believing in tarot again 😔
September 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
2 4 1
September 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
said “hey siri play playlist never kill yourself” and all my coworkers looked at me funny 😔
August 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
my best friends mom, who is a nurse at the local hospital, excitedly showed all of her coworkers this screenshot so there’s a nonzero chance that the next time i need medical attention the person providing that attention will know me as the horny vore guy
August 6, 2025 at 4:32 PM
saw my favorite dilf earlier, the materialists girl shirt is back in stock, and i finally got my signed copy of the raven boys graphic novel everything’s coming up cobi today
August 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The Method is Paying Off ex machina is already here
July 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
good morning
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
😭 no i just have a hate filled heart
June 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
daily affirmations
June 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
who else up walking through they fire
June 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i was so small minded
May 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM