Calamitous Ortbo
greylightning.bsky.social
Calamitous Ortbo
@greylightning.bsky.social
Balboa dancer, software engine, home cook. Views are my own.
So cool to be living in Black Mirror now
December 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I guess it’s sort of an accidental safety feature that makes it harder for them to creep up on you. But I can’t imagine anyone choosing that sound on purpose.
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Advil knows what it did
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Michael and Peter, I respect your sacrifice
December 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Farming
December 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Darian, if you’re not able to contextualize or reframe such an obvious misunderstanding of the technology, then you’re not qualified to report on it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reposted by Calamitous Ortbo
Whoever did not eat a k'zayit of the bird did not fulfill their obligation.
The meritorious eat the bird until sleepiness overtakes them.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Weird I didn’t know he made Double Dare
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
👀
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM