gremlyn ♿
@gremlijns.bsky.social
it/het
gender: no
existentially exhausted discount Dullahan
disability, tech, parenting, dogs, art, poetry
kind, not nice
Alaskaanse in Nederland (ik ben nederlands aan het leren. nu: A2)
gender: no
existentially exhausted discount Dullahan
disability, tech, parenting, dogs, art, poetry
kind, not nice
Alaskaanse in Nederland (ik ben nederlands aan het leren. nu: A2)
1. why is this on my NEWS feed, excuse the fuck out of you???
2. i think you forgot a country
2. i think you forgot a country
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
1. why is this on my NEWS feed, excuse the fuck out of you???
2. i think you forgot a country
2. i think you forgot a country
this is the least accurate one lmao
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
this is the least accurate one lmao
oh boy here we go
it's not long but it is absurd
it's not long but it is absurd
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
oh boy here we go
it's not long but it is absurd
it's not long but it is absurd
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
if you see this, post your getaway vehicle
heaven help me i have just set my child loose with dollar store makeup 😅
they're always coloring on their body with markers and pens, asking for temporary tattoos, and copying mine, so i figured if i give them body safe things and several years to practice at home, they'll get really good at it
they're always coloring on their body with markers and pens, asking for temporary tattoos, and copying mine, so i figured if i give them body safe things and several years to practice at home, they'll get really good at it
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
heaven help me i have just set my child loose with dollar store makeup 😅
they're always coloring on their body with markers and pens, asking for temporary tattoos, and copying mine, so i figured if i give them body safe things and several years to practice at home, they'll get really good at it
they're always coloring on their body with markers and pens, asking for temporary tattoos, and copying mine, so i figured if i give them body safe things and several years to practice at home, they'll get really good at it
pastries rarely make things worse and i made this one myself
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
pastries rarely make things worse and i made this one myself
she has eternal puppy face
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
she has eternal puppy face
i don't have a jacket but i ordered these pants when they first came out, maybe 5? years ago?? and i practically live in them half the time. still going strong
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i don't have a jacket but i ordered these pants when they first came out, maybe 5? years ago?? and i practically live in them half the time. still going strong
things i could control:
my behaviors & choices
restoring some function to my environment
management of my symptoms
reaching out rather than isolating
order of tasks
prioritizing myself
narrowing my focus to directly in front of me
whether & how i care for biological needs e.g. hunger
my behaviors & choices
restoring some function to my environment
management of my symptoms
reaching out rather than isolating
order of tasks
prioritizing myself
narrowing my focus to directly in front of me
whether & how i care for biological needs e.g. hunger
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
things i could control:
my behaviors & choices
restoring some function to my environment
management of my symptoms
reaching out rather than isolating
order of tasks
prioritizing myself
narrowing my focus to directly in front of me
whether & how i care for biological needs e.g. hunger
my behaviors & choices
restoring some function to my environment
management of my symptoms
reaching out rather than isolating
order of tasks
prioritizing myself
narrowing my focus to directly in front of me
whether & how i care for biological needs e.g. hunger
bread: in oven ✅
stretch while that is doing its thing, maybe some bones will go back in or something somewhere will hurt less. maybe. ALSO text back a person or two 👀
all these activities brought to you by the power of spite and necessity, for the house was truly getting unliveable again
stretch while that is doing its thing, maybe some bones will go back in or something somewhere will hurt less. maybe. ALSO text back a person or two 👀
all these activities brought to you by the power of spite and necessity, for the house was truly getting unliveable again
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
bread: in oven ✅
stretch while that is doing its thing, maybe some bones will go back in or something somewhere will hurt less. maybe. ALSO text back a person or two 👀
all these activities brought to you by the power of spite and necessity, for the house was truly getting unliveable again
stretch while that is doing its thing, maybe some bones will go back in or something somewhere will hurt less. maybe. ALSO text back a person or two 👀
all these activities brought to you by the power of spite and necessity, for the house was truly getting unliveable again
sometimes gluten free baking is ridiculous. what is this, cookies hour?
no. bread rolls
anyway those can have like. 12 mins to rise while i wash the dishes i made before i cease being in motion
no. bread rolls
anyway those can have like. 12 mins to rise while i wash the dishes i made before i cease being in motion
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
sometimes gluten free baking is ridiculous. what is this, cookies hour?
no. bread rolls
anyway those can have like. 12 mins to rise while i wash the dishes i made before i cease being in motion
no. bread rolls
anyway those can have like. 12 mins to rise while i wash the dishes i made before i cease being in motion
we did it everyone good work
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
we did it everyone good work
alright
hi everyone lemme see your faces, we're out here doing our best
got my hair combed, deodorant on. also put toothpaste and a toothbrush in the shopping cart while i brushed my teeth, AND scheduled a delivery date that works for me.
however.
it's snowing
hi everyone lemme see your faces, we're out here doing our best
got my hair combed, deodorant on. also put toothpaste and a toothbrush in the shopping cart while i brushed my teeth, AND scheduled a delivery date that works for me.
however.
it's snowing
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
alright
hi everyone lemme see your faces, we're out here doing our best
got my hair combed, deodorant on. also put toothpaste and a toothbrush in the shopping cart while i brushed my teeth, AND scheduled a delivery date that works for me.
however.
it's snowing
hi everyone lemme see your faces, we're out here doing our best
got my hair combed, deodorant on. also put toothpaste and a toothbrush in the shopping cart while i brushed my teeth, AND scheduled a delivery date that works for me.
however.
it's snowing
wow what a great deal i love to save 1% instead of 54% thanks steam
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
wow what a great deal i love to save 1% instead of 54% thanks steam
why did they think making it look like there's a cheap game on the tesla would be a good idea, like, how is this useful to anyone as a driver vs just idk LOOKING AT THE REAL CARS AROUND YOU, NOT DOWN AT THE SCREEN OF PRESUMED CARS
October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
why did they think making it look like there's a cheap game on the tesla would be a good idea, like, how is this useful to anyone as a driver vs just idk LOOKING AT THE REAL CARS AROUND YOU, NOT DOWN AT THE SCREEN OF PRESUMED CARS
post something random if you want to, and regardless please have a wonderful october
September 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
post something random if you want to, and regardless please have a wonderful october
ah, mijn autobiografie: ik dood
September 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
ah, mijn autobiografie: ik dood
i think this is why i am always struggling so much to cook only 1 serving of food at a time, the pan looks so sad and pathetic :( combined with my upbringing (enormous family plus there's always a potluck) and how i Must Feed People, it is hard to talk myself into this sort of quantity decrease 😭
September 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
i think this is why i am always struggling so much to cook only 1 serving of food at a time, the pan looks so sad and pathetic :( combined with my upbringing (enormous family plus there's always a potluck) and how i Must Feed People, it is hard to talk myself into this sort of quantity decrease 😭
(obviously the dutch, and we have the logical conclusion of: American Pastries)
September 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
(obviously the dutch, and we have the logical conclusion of: American Pastries)