Greg Lawson
greglawson1.bsky.social
Greg Lawson
@greglawson1.bsky.social
Burned Out Bi Fantasy Romance Author (First book on the way), Copywriter, Fan of MTG and Forever DM. (he/him)
He did. Her name was Deepa, she became a Jedi Master in her own right but she and her Padawan were killed in order 66
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I know this is making fun of the AI, but I'd like to just point out with this actual menu from 1970s. The AI can't even comprehend prices so low as when its actually trying to represent lmao
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I was haunted by the ghost of a French child for about a year who really liked playing to play games. I explained it in my work slack so I'll just post a screenshot
September 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You know.. I never thought about it, but this with Full Throttle goes absolutely nutty.. why does that in fact say Each creature
September 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Saviors had some great cards I have no idea what people are talking about. the 5 epic spells, the 5 flip creatures (Rune Tail, Erayo, etc), had one of the best anti-artifact cards to ever be printed. Has one of only.. 3? Blue Copy instants in the game.

Saviors of Kamigawa is a great set.
August 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm about a 1/3th of the way through this bottle already because of how bad my mental place is rofl
August 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Dobson on that express stripper pole to Hell for the hate, racism, and abuse that he spouted.
August 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
okay wait. Quick Addendum. If there is a card on the field that says damage cant be prevented (Spider Punk, Questing Beast), and you Teferi's protection, it would still trigger Hellish Rebuke because even though Teferi's says "your life total can't change", you're still "taking damage".
August 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Against Teferi's Protection no, because Teferi's gives you protection from everything (meaning you can't take damage)

However, against a card like Flare of Fortitude which someone else posted, yes. Because Flare of Fortitude says your life total can't change but you still "take damage".
August 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Inkshield 1000%. I love my Sheldon Inkshield, and I'm sad that I can't run it in his colors as the commander but I still absolutely love my take on his "You did this to your self deck."

Also, Not a nope I'm out button but a HILARIOUS "You done made a mistake" button
August 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Because if you're talking about this one: it has to be printed ON the card. something that simply turns it into a 6/6 would not qualify per the wording. Just like it also requires the P/T box to be on the front facing side of a DFC to qualify.
June 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Not another book, but a poem. This is from a yet to be revised chapter so its still rough. I'm sure there are other books that I mention in passing.
June 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
All of Blusky right now
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Also "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is meant to be an insult, calling someone a liar that exaggerates the truth. It is, in some way, related to the German stories of Baron Munchausen, who in one of his stories, pulled himself and his horse out of the swamp by his hair
April 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Said it on the video, but absolutely throwing this into my Abzan Armor deck.
March 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you have not seen the announcement for Seven Havens:
March 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I feel like I need to say this ahead of time: No AI was used in the writing of me book!

Why do I feel the need to say this? Because I'm sure someone is going to find my linkedin and see the following and go "THIS GUY USED AI AT HIS JOB, SO OF COURSE HE USED AI IN HIS BOOK!"

1/2
February 28, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I personally use JOYEZA Premium Printable Vinyl Sticker Paper which is great for what I need in Matte. Though I haven't yet gotten the coloration quite right (photo for reference, back card is proxy)

However you can also get holographic sticker paper that will be useable for the foiling process.
February 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Speaking of your fundraiser, here my wife's plants and the new stand I was making for them that I was talking about during that stream Eilidh. Theres mint plants, different types of pathos, a spider plant, lavender, sage, and bamboo
February 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
From my WIP. I really need to get back into writing. And editing. And rereading my own things. 😥
December 15, 2024 at 10:44 PM
How could you do this to me Joe?
November 23, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I can't wait for men like this to have to go into the women's restrooms because it corresponds to their "biological gender"
November 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM
The nail polish device that the secretary and the eye makeup mask that Leeloo uses should have been made 20 years ago
November 19, 2024 at 2:31 AM
I don't know how or why 15 of you decided to follow me but uh. Thanks? I'm just a mediocre author trying to write a spicy romance novel for my partner.
November 16, 2024 at 3:37 AM