Chris VanOchten
@greener105th.bsky.social
-My mother was a lady ringmaster. My father was a lion barber; Lansing born #ForThe517 , Rose City 'til I Die #RCTID #BAONPDX
The Detroit Lions doing their best collective Cheddar Bob impression all day today.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Detroit Lions doing their best collective Cheddar Bob impression all day today.
Now, if we’re talking straight up Michelob….
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Now, if we’re talking straight up Michelob….
Portland just showing off this morning.
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Portland just showing off this morning.
Look who showed up in my Timbers emails today! @thatbilloakley.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Look who showed up in my Timbers emails today! @thatbilloakley.com
Oof. That was painful to watch. Just fell apart there in the end.
October 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Oof. That was painful to watch. Just fell apart there in the end.
Heck ya, Spartans. 😎
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Heck ya, Spartans. 😎
That was gritty. 😎
October 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
That was gritty. 😎
So much Sportsball. I know what I’ll be doing all day.
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
So much Sportsball. I know what I’ll be doing all day.
Getting all the warm and fuzzies seeing the city of Cleveland sad. Except @twd3pdx.bsky.social Sorry kid.
October 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Getting all the warm and fuzzies seeing the city of Cleveland sad. Except @twd3pdx.bsky.social Sorry kid.
More Californians moving to Portland (Tanasbourne specifically). Do not want.
October 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
More Californians moving to Portland (Tanasbourne specifically). Do not want.
This “Break the 4th plane monologue” Guy: I’m gonna lose my job to some dumb whiteboy, aren’t I?
September 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This “Break the 4th plane monologue” Guy: I’m gonna lose my job to some dumb whiteboy, aren’t I?
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mayo as a leading role is… ambitious.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Mayo as a leading role is… ambitious.
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
September 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in a cinema as a kid
Love how Elon made protesting convenient in Portland. #warravagedPortland
September 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Love how Elon made protesting convenient in Portland. #warravagedPortland
FWIW I still think the real step back and look moment is after week 7.
September 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
FWIW I still think the real step back and look moment is after week 7.
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September 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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