GreenBird
@greenbird.bsky.social
Queer artist. Fanart/fanfiction. NSFW. Multi-fandom. Sometimes monsterfucker. Old. Minors gtfo. 🔞
https://archiveofourown.org/users/GreenBird/
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GreenBird
@greenbird.bsky.social
· Nov 25
If you follow me thinking I stick to one fandom, I have bad news….
If you follow me thinking you’re going to get a variety of queer tiddies…. I have GREAT news.
If you follow me thinking you’re going to get a variety of queer tiddies…. I have GREAT news.
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"a thousand hissing snakes,"
- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus, Act 2, Scene 3
#JonathanPine #TeddyDosSantos #TomHiddleston #DiegoCalva #TheNightManager #ShakespeareSunday
- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus, Act 2, Scene 3
#JonathanPine #TeddyDosSantos #TomHiddleston #DiegoCalva #TheNightManager #ShakespeareSunday
January 18, 2026 at 11:51 AM
"a thousand hissing snakes,"
- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus, Act 2, Scene 3
#JonathanPine #TeddyDosSantos #TomHiddleston #DiegoCalva #TheNightManager #ShakespeareSunday
- William Shakespeare, Titus Andronicus, Act 2, Scene 3
#JonathanPine #TeddyDosSantos #TomHiddleston #DiegoCalva #TheNightManager #ShakespeareSunday
Stolen from tumblr because bsky is a disappointment with their lack of love for Teddy dos Santos. #thenightmanager #teddydossantos god damn I love me my evil brunettes.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Stolen from tumblr because bsky is a disappointment with their lack of love for Teddy dos Santos. #thenightmanager #teddydossantos god damn I love me my evil brunettes.
Teddy should have had a better end in #TheNightManager Jonathan should have at least kissed him. Teddy was a good boy in the end and he was in love. @amazonprime.bsky.social you’re a hoe for chickening out on that. Queerbaiting is lame.
February 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Teddy should have had a better end in #TheNightManager Jonathan should have at least kissed him. Teddy was a good boy in the end and he was in love. @amazonprime.bsky.social you’re a hoe for chickening out on that. Queerbaiting is lame.
My partner, pointing at Robert Robertson: “This one’s your type because he’s a bitchy, depressed, feral twunk who has no friends.”
My partner, pointing to Flambae: “You’ll like this one because he’s a mean, funny, bully gay with his hairy tits out.”
Fucker knows me so well. Damn.
My partner, pointing to Flambae: “You’ll like this one because he’s a mean, funny, bully gay with his hairy tits out.”
Fucker knows me so well. Damn.
January 29, 2026 at 12:16 AM
My partner, pointing at Robert Robertson: “This one’s your type because he’s a bitchy, depressed, feral twunk who has no friends.”
My partner, pointing to Flambae: “You’ll like this one because he’s a mean, funny, bully gay with his hairy tits out.”
Fucker knows me so well. Damn.
My partner, pointing to Flambae: “You’ll like this one because he’s a mean, funny, bully gay with his hairy tits out.”
Fucker knows me so well. Damn.
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the idea of robert hooking up with flambae before telling him the truth
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
the idea of robert hooking up with flambae before telling him the truth
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December 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I created a new pseudonym so I could post rancid AU Dispatch porn #flambert
Honeypot Boil - Chapter 1 - BackflipIntoMyGrave (GreenBird) - Dispatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I created a new pseudonym so I could post rancid AU Dispatch porn #flambert
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@greenbird.bsky.social your fanfic inspired me, so i drew my fav snake, Azurmat my beloved (ignore the mistakes, its been months since reading, haha). the perfect beast
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
@greenbird.bsky.social your fanfic inspired me, so i drew my fav snake, Azurmat my beloved (ignore the mistakes, its been months since reading, haha). the perfect beast
Baldur’s Gate 3 Ships
God Tier:
Karlach/Wyll
Karlach/Astarion (spawn only)
Karlach/Shadowheart
The Dark Urge/Minthara (evil)
The Dark Urge/Astarion
Wyll/Astarion (spawn only)
Mid Tier:
Lae’zel/Shadowheart (they had potential)
Halsin/Anyone
Shit Tier:
Gale/Anyone (I’m sorry-he’s so boring)
God Tier:
Karlach/Wyll
Karlach/Astarion (spawn only)
Karlach/Shadowheart
The Dark Urge/Minthara (evil)
The Dark Urge/Astarion
Wyll/Astarion (spawn only)
Mid Tier:
Lae’zel/Shadowheart (they had potential)
Halsin/Anyone
Shit Tier:
Gale/Anyone (I’m sorry-he’s so boring)
September 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Baldur’s Gate 3 Ships
God Tier:
Karlach/Wyll
Karlach/Astarion (spawn only)
Karlach/Shadowheart
The Dark Urge/Minthara (evil)
The Dark Urge/Astarion
Wyll/Astarion (spawn only)
Mid Tier:
Lae’zel/Shadowheart (they had potential)
Halsin/Anyone
Shit Tier:
Gale/Anyone (I’m sorry-he’s so boring)
God Tier:
Karlach/Wyll
Karlach/Astarion (spawn only)
Karlach/Shadowheart
The Dark Urge/Minthara (evil)
The Dark Urge/Astarion
Wyll/Astarion (spawn only)
Mid Tier:
Lae’zel/Shadowheart (they had potential)
Halsin/Anyone
Shit Tier:
Gale/Anyone (I’m sorry-he’s so boring)
Did I show you guys this abomination I drew? #marcustheworm
September 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Did I show you guys this abomination I drew? #marcustheworm
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Dhampirs again 🌙✥ 2018
March 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Dhampirs again 🌙✥ 2018
March 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Because there was some #wyll hate drama going around, I would like to remind everyone that #Wyllstarion is peak.
March 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Because there was some #wyll hate drama going around, I would like to remind everyone that #Wyllstarion is peak.
I want y'all to know something; leaving a comment on a fic that is old and hasn’t had attention, or maybe hasn’t updated in a long while, can actually bring it back to life.
I have been working on two fics that are so rare and that I considered dead, all because someone loved them and let me know.
I have been working on two fics that are so rare and that I considered dead, all because someone loved them and let me know.
March 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I want y'all to know something; leaving a comment on a fic that is old and hasn’t had attention, or maybe hasn’t updated in a long while, can actually bring it back to life.
I have been working on two fics that are so rare and that I considered dead, all because someone loved them and let me know.
I have been working on two fics that are so rare and that I considered dead, all because someone loved them and let me know.
God bless the random nerd going through and reading all of my fics right now on my AO3. I love you.
February 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
God bless the random nerd going through and reading all of my fics right now on my AO3. I love you.
I bought a dildo too big for my holes. Now what do I do with this enormous, beautiful dick?
February 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I bought a dildo too big for my holes. Now what do I do with this enormous, beautiful dick?
I’ve been seeing lots of posts about drawing hands… and I realized I just don’t have a lot of good hands in my work because I just draw filth… 👀 need to work on that!
February 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’ve been seeing lots of posts about drawing hands… and I realized I just don’t have a lot of good hands in my work because I just draw filth… 👀 need to work on that!
I forgot to upload these fic illustrations I did back in 2020 for my Witcher monsterfucking fic. 👀
archiveofourown.org/works/25751644
I need to reinsert them. lol. Reinsert.
archiveofourown.org/works/25751644
I need to reinsert them. lol. Reinsert.
February 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I forgot to upload these fic illustrations I did back in 2020 for my Witcher monsterfucking fic. 👀
archiveofourown.org/works/25751644
I need to reinsert them. lol. Reinsert.
archiveofourown.org/works/25751644
I need to reinsert them. lol. Reinsert.
I am also doing my part.
February 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I am also doing my part.
I’m so glad you hoes have your priorities straight in the #IWTV and #Devil’sMinion fandom. Wreck that old man.
February 15, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I’m so glad you hoes have your priorities straight in the #IWTV and #Devil’sMinion fandom. Wreck that old man.