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Finn
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Less a snowflake and more a scattering of harmless yet annoying hail.
Monday.

Didn't think it was possible for this day to suck more than Sunday, but here we are.
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
It's Sunday.

Everything is terrible.
February 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Was watching a podcast on YouTube. (Oh the irony.) And dude said his therapist asked him if he wanted a life where everything was easy, handed to him. He was like...no, actually. That wouldn't be fun.

✋🏻-raising my hand. I'll take that. I'm good without struggle. I thrive in uneventful!
February 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Thor's day.

The god of lightning and pectoral muscles gave me a pretty tumultuous day today.

Friends in a bad accident. Taking cat to vet. Road to new apartment impeded by worker's comp.

Who needs safety and security when you can have anxiety?

My chest is on fire. Pectoral muscles indeed.
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"Queer" culture, or is it just considered culture here because everyone is accepted?

Not ignoring that obviously we're borrowing from current queer culture, but I'd like to think it doesn't matter in the future. Or some enlightened shit like that.
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
*feeds it a twinkie*

Good website.

*pats its head*
tumblr was only gone for an hour and it caused so much distress we will never be able to let go that website is literally a cockroach
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Heh.

Wouldn't it be funny if we crashed bsky because everyone was on here posting about Tumblr being down?

Wouldn't that be funny?

WOULDN'T it?

HAHAHA.

#Tumblr #BlueskyYourNext #ThisIsJustTheWayOfTheWorld
February 7, 2026 at 12:53 AM
👈🏻✋🏻
Hello gay ppl in my phone who else misses tumblr?
February 7, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I tried to look on Tumblr to figure out why Tumblr wasn't working is so real.

This is the most I've ever posted on bsky in a day, btw.
I can’t open my Tumblr!!! What’s wrong with Tumblr. I tried to look on Tumblr but it doesn’t work because it’s error problems.

I really hope they fix it.

#SparkleWolfSpeaks
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I've never felt so seen on social media as posting Tumblr's status with gifs into my bsky.

People are really searching that tag, hunh?

But really. I need my safe creative kink space back, please.

I'll gladly go back to being invisible.

#SoManyUnsavedKinkFics
#MostOfMyLibrary
#Tumblr
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 AM
For real though.
February 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Vro.

I just came in from direct sunlight and reality.

That's why I was coming back to Tumblr!
I know it's bad, but I am just imagining all the #Tumblr users stumbling out into daylight hands raised to block direct sunlight and blinking around confused at reality.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
429 Too Many Requests t-shirt design unlocked.
Yall crashed the crash

#tumblr #tumblrdown
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by Finn
Yall crashed the crash

#tumblr #tumblrdown
February 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
@tumblr.com Where ARE you???

ahem...

I mean.

Any status updates about the current outage?
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
At least feeling solidarity with everyone else posting solemn acknowledgements of the titan's fall.

#Tumblr #TumblrIsDown #IUseTitanIronically #ObviouslyTumblrIsAtBestAScrappyDemigod

...

#TheTagsDon'tHitTheSameHere
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Tumblr is down and so am I.
a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background
ALT: a drawing of a cat in the rain with a black background
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Hump day so you know what that means!

That's right!

Group cry in the kaffeeklatsch!

Moving sucks. People who enjoy this stuff have traumatized brains.

Anyone with a traumatized brain wanna help me, please?
February 4, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Was just jumpscared by Neil Gaiman's return post to bsky.

Went on a search to see what others on this site were saying about it.

A lot of people aghast that people still follow him.

I just followed cause I wanted to see what he'd say when he came back.

Pure hate follower. Fuck that dude. ⬇
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Rat Tumblr would love this.

Rat Tumblr is basically Tumblr.
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 4, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Honestly? At this point, I'm considering dropping my species membership and becoming a beaver instead. Or a possum. I feel like those guys have it together.

I'd say Octopus, but I'm not a big fan of the water. So maybe not a beaver either...come to think of it.
A species run by a cabal of unfathomably wealthy sexual abusers and their enablers while destroying the only planet we've ever called home at an alarming rate doesn't feel like the best one to be in charge, maybe we should let the beavers have a go
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Never forget. This is systemic. The current administration is just turning the volume up high enough so white people (me) can hear it. Remember, the fight we're fighting now is only prevalent because white people are being attacked. When things change, remember to fight until all of it changes.
White people really pretend not to know how racist New Jersey cops were in the 1970s, or what they did to Black people.

It's 2026, and most white people still don't know that cops killed more Black people in 2024 than any other year in recorded US history, directly thanks to Biden policies.
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by Finn
Trust me, I've been doing this totally accidentally in a burrito costume for 7 years. I’ve intimidated the Paris Review, gotten grilled by the New Yorker, and stumbled ass backwards into the Simon and Schuster offices and I'm telling you none of this is real. All of these assholes are making it up
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Reposted by Finn
This made me cry, no lie. Complicated reasons, one being its fuck you to the baked-in structures and strictures of the world that consider harm to be inevitable.
Union workers solved the trolley problem, you're welcome
January 31, 2026 at 8:40 AM