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🌱🪴🌹🌲🔥 • SF Bay Area • https://linktr.ee/greeble.io

I'm here to talk about games, computers, and sometimes other things as well
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November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚘 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚢
A low-angle black and white photo of the Chapel of the Holy Cross in Sedona, Arizona, built into rocky cliffs. Taken a few years ago
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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"Are Ya Winning, Son?" meme format, with the dad changed to my profile picture (MS Paint style drawing of Charmander smoking a pipe). Shows them standing in an open doorway talking to a kid wearing headphones on the computer. Caption changed to say "ARE YA FEELING A LITTLE UPPITY ABOUT BEING ALIVE, SON?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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🎶🎵 I'm just here to hold your hand when you die
And to give your assault rifle a banana clip
Glow in the dark when I stroll in the park
Givin everybody informative pamphlets!
No sign of life for as far as I can see
Everybody's just charred meat up in the car seat 🎶🎵
Pope Leo talking into a mic with a crowd of clergymen behind him.
November 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Nano Banana is so good at propaganda
Pass the experience of old manufacturers to young workers. Propaganda Poster, 1933 (not AI generated) Does it become us to stick to the old ways in work?, Propaganda Poster, 1990. (Not AI generated) V. Volikov "5 minutes seven-year plan,” Propaganda Poster, 1959 (not AI generated)
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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🦐🌿🧡 Happy #SlopSaturday!
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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I don't believe in the "9-3 curse." It's just superstition 🙄

But the "3-9 blessing"? Totally different story. I've seen it with my own two eyes!!
Snippet of a screenshot of the game Valorant. Shows a game summary of greeble (me!). Says our team went 3-9 in the first half, then we came back to win 14-12 in overtime
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Considering getting this knife cuz it's festive. And it has a chance to break into a sharpened point during the game
Winterwunderland Candy Cane knife from Valorant. Looks like a big red and white striped candy cane
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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“Borat 2 Tonight Queen??” meme format. Shows a spoofed screenshot of iMessage with incoming messages that say: Monday 1:39 PM feeling a little uppity about being alive tonite 👀 Yesterday 3:11 PM feeling a little uppity about being alive tonight queen?? Today 12:44 PM feeling a little uppity about being alive tonite 👀
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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🚙🌾🩶
Photo of cars on a road taken from the sidewalk in Seoul a few years ago
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Photo of a gray rainy sky taken over the top of a hilly green suburban neighborhood at around sunrise
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Spoofed Windows 98-looking WinRAR registration dialog window. Title says "Please purchase FALUABA license" and the text in the window says "Please note that Feeling a Little Uppity About Being Alive is not free software. After a 400 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer."
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Spoofed still of a live news report showing a map of the US without any state borders just labeled "OHIO". Chyron at the bottom says "BREAKING NEWS: OHIO TOOK OVER AMERICA. OH GOD OH FUCK THEY'RE GETTING STRONGER, SAYS CANADA"
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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🌲🌤️❣️
black and red duotone photo of three trees standing in a row taken on a sunny day under the canopy of another tree
November 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Spoof of the final two panels of the comic book Watchmen. The first panel shows a hand reaching toward a pile of papers and a blue journal titled "BLUESKY" with a speech bubble that says "It is time to log on." The second panel is a black box with white text that says "Feeling a little uppity about being alive. — greeble" above a clock showing midnight.
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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It is time to log on
Panel from the Watchmen comic showing Ozymandias sitting in a chair petting his lynx while staring at a big wall of TV screens saying "Just me and the world."
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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🌳🌥️🔷
Photo of a sky full of white clouds with a diamond-shaped gap revealing blue sky taken over the tops of trees and shrubs on a sunny day
November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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2-panel "Dimitri Finds Out" meme format. Shows a lady holding a microphone interviewing a guy in a night club. Spoofed subtitles show him saying: The club is bumping, I just logged on, I'm feeling a little uppity about being alive. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room.
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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A Body Kun artist reference mannequin checking the bottom of its shoe as if having stepped in something. The mannequin is labeled “ME” and the crap on the bottom of their foot is labeled “THAT POST”​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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🏢🌦️🩵
Photo of a cloudy drizzly sky taken over the top of a hilly green suburban neighborhood at around sunrise with a commercial rooftop in the foreground
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Meme from Reddit that shows a screenshot of the buy phase in Valorant labeled "Before peeking mid" and then someone opening TikTok on their phone labeled "After peeking mid"
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Spoofed Fireworks.AI login page blurb. Shows a blurry colorful background with text on top that says: Transform Your Business with Feeling a Little Uppity About Being Alive Build magical FALUABA experiences after logging on the fastest and most reliable FALUABA platform.
November 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Happy #SlopSaturday!
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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🌳🌤️💙
Photo of clouds in a blue sky taken over the tops of trees
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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🌲⛅️💙
Photo of white clouds in a blue sky taken over the tops of trees on a sunny day
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM