Christian nationalism is named after the two things it swiftly demolishes when implemented.
February 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Christian nationalism is named after the two things it swiftly demolishes when implemented.
Calendars should be marked down in price by 0.274% every day after January 1st
January 31, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Calendars should be marked down in price by 0.274% every day after January 1st
If the anarchists thought even a third as much about civil engineering as they did polyamory, I’d be a little more interested in their cause.
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If the anarchists thought even a third as much about civil engineering as they did polyamory, I’d be a little more interested in their cause.
There’s a lot of reasons I’m glad to not be on the right and now one of them is, “no one on this side tried to assassinate an elected official by squirting them close range with a teeny tiny amount of liquid”
January 29, 2026 at 2:42 AM
There’s a lot of reasons I’m glad to not be on the right and now one of them is, “no one on this side tried to assassinate an elected official by squirting them close range with a teeny tiny amount of liquid”
First ever attempt at a braided loaf; cinnamon raisin challah, wrapped up for a neighbor who graciously plowed our driveway this morning. Slightly underproofed, shaping needs work, but not mad at it.
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
First ever attempt at a braided loaf; cinnamon raisin challah, wrapped up for a neighbor who graciously plowed our driveway this morning. Slightly underproofed, shaping needs work, but not mad at it.
Are we talking about a tax strike yet? All of my charitable donations are going to causes that actively seek to reduce the harm caused by institutions that are funded by my tax dollars. This is fucking ridiculous.
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Are we talking about a tax strike yet? All of my charitable donations are going to causes that actively seek to reduce the harm caused by institutions that are funded by my tax dollars. This is fucking ridiculous.
Outraged as always but an important reminder that the army of divorced, incompetent chuds could not sell out half of a beyonce concert, and we can continue making them miserable on a daily basis.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Outraged as always but an important reminder that the army of divorced, incompetent chuds could not sell out half of a beyonce concert, and we can continue making them miserable on a daily basis.
Everything is terrible but someday in the near future, the new, “where were you when you heard about 9/11” will be, “how hard did you cum when you heard Trump died”
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Everything is terrible but someday in the near future, the new, “where were you when you heard about 9/11” will be, “how hard did you cum when you heard Trump died”
Heaven for me looks pretty much the same as how things are right now except I’m hung
January 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Heaven for me looks pretty much the same as how things are right now except I’m hung
My worst linguistic habit is redundancy, and you would not believe the effort required of me to not explain further.
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
My worst linguistic habit is redundancy, and you would not believe the effort required of me to not explain further.
If only there had been more Germans in the ‘30s assuring everyone it had always been that bad, they probably could have avoided WWII
January 10, 2026 at 1:51 PM
If only there had been more Germans in the ‘30s assuring everyone it had always been that bad, they probably could have avoided WWII
What’s everyone’s resolutions mine is to start smoking a ton of cigarettes
January 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
What’s everyone’s resolutions mine is to start smoking a ton of cigarettes
Looking to put some real money on Trump pardoning Jared Fogle in 2026
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Looking to put some real money on Trump pardoning Jared Fogle in 2026
Which inedible object do yall think looks tastiest? I’m torn between marbles and rubies
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Which inedible object do yall think looks tastiest? I’m torn between marbles and rubies
When is that CBS town hall happening where they’re going to debate whether or not Bari Weiss is a Judas to all women
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
When is that CBS town hall happening where they’re going to debate whether or not Bari Weiss is a Judas to all women
My hope for 2026 is that I spend less time looking at my phone and mumbling “these stupid motherfuckers”
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My hope for 2026 is that I spend less time looking at my phone and mumbling “these stupid motherfuckers”
“Would you rather try to build heaven or be fuckin rich as fuck in hell” is apparently the question posed to the handful of men who are absolutely ruining the world, and it’s wild they still feel entitled to complain endlessly about living in hell.
December 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“Would you rather try to build heaven or be fuckin rich as fuck in hell” is apparently the question posed to the handful of men who are absolutely ruining the world, and it’s wild they still feel entitled to complain endlessly about living in hell.
Who needs moral ambition when I’m pretty sure I could get pretty rich marketing alcoholic Yoo-Hoo to tweenagers
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Who needs moral ambition when I’m pretty sure I could get pretty rich marketing alcoholic Yoo-Hoo to tweenagers
What’s our strategy for the war on Christmas this year, fellas? Maybe we try and convince America that the first ten minutes of Up is a Christmas movie.
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What’s our strategy for the war on Christmas this year, fellas? Maybe we try and convince America that the first ten minutes of Up is a Christmas movie.
Would you rather be able to carbonate any beverage by sticking your finger in there, or warm anything up by holding it against your forehead and thinking about fire
December 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Would you rather be able to carbonate any beverage by sticking your finger in there, or warm anything up by holding it against your forehead and thinking about fire
7 or 8 biscottis are the perfect appetizer for a meal you’ve prepared for yourself and are not that interested in eating.
December 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
7 or 8 biscottis are the perfect appetizer for a meal you’ve prepared for yourself and are not that interested in eating.
Modern movies don’t have those moments where someone does something embarrassing and then it cuts to a shot of a dog moaning and covering their face with their paw. Probably how Americans lost their sense of shame.
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Modern movies don’t have those moments where someone does something embarrassing and then it cuts to a shot of a dog moaning and covering their face with their paw. Probably how Americans lost their sense of shame.
I’m functionally unemployable and have some pretty interesting ideas about how getting my wisdom teeth removed has made me dumber. When can I start shaping US health policy?
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m functionally unemployable and have some pretty interesting ideas about how getting my wisdom teeth removed has made me dumber. When can I start shaping US health policy?
I want to go to a massage parlor but for getting tickled.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I want to go to a massage parlor but for getting tickled.
Someone tell Proctor and Gamble that we’re ready for a viral toothpaste marketing campaign. My life is miserable enough to buy Roast Beef-flavored Crest.
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Someone tell Proctor and Gamble that we’re ready for a viral toothpaste marketing campaign. My life is miserable enough to buy Roast Beef-flavored Crest.