Great Laxit
greatlaxit.bsky.social
Great Laxit
@greatlaxit.bsky.social
My Jewish family owes its existence to the Ottoman Empire after they were expelled from Spain in 1492, it wasn’t perfect by any means but it was safer than any place in Europe at the time for Jews.
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Gay
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Considering becoming an annoying adult catholic convert but entirely about this.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Not stewing them slowly
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I mean throwing in fresh tomatoes in a barely cooked sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You can make a sauce out of cherry tomatoes, but putting them raw into a pan and calling it bolognese…
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I mean, I believe we can’t possibly be the only complex life in the universe. That’s a reasonable position
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Make the Cuyahoga flammable again!
November 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hey, it could be worse. You could be getting out of college and into the job market right now like me in 2008!
November 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ask the people under the bombs which is preferable.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Reposted by Great Laxit
November 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Find: WMD

Change to: Drugs? I guess?
November 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
That’s why the Nazis had to dive into weird pseudo historic bullshit like finding Atlantis. Because actual German history didn’t really gel with the German Nordic superiority myth.
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
”It's bad enough that the Romans were erecting great buildings when our forefathers were still living in mud huts; now Himmler is starting to dig up these villages of mud huts and enthusing over every potsherd and stone ax he finds.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Press the article V button challenge
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
My husband is dead and I want sex. Click here to see my pussy
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Third partition’s the charm I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Amazing coincidence that all 8 senators are up for reelection in ‘28, ‘30 or retiring.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM