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Captain Canuck 🇨🇦
@greasyswede.bsky.social
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🇨🇦 Steelworker (retired). Grandfather. Proud Canadian, sarcastic, curmudgeon, constantly pissed off at idiots. I have more power tools than any person should ever own.The Honey-do list never gets smaller. NEVER 51ST STATE.
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a man is making a funny face in front of a tv screen that says trutv
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November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Oh, Jake... you butt licking knucklehead.
a yellow rubber duck wearing sunglasses is floating in a pool
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November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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a cartoon of a skeleton with a very large mouth and teeth .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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You could have stopped at..."Trump has NO clue"
November 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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a black and white photo of a man with the words math is hard on the bottom
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November 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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a man in a black shirt with the words he really doesn 't have a clue at all
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November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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$270
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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a man wearing a bow tie and suspenders says " they 're all morons "
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November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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ANDREW! Stay away from upper story windows and staircases.
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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He was practicing for he new job as a King's guard?
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Even really stupid people think 🤔... oh boy, is he ever fucking stupid.
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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a man in a black shirt with the words he really doesn 't have a clue at all
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November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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a police officer is sitting at a desk and saying what a stupid thing to say
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November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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a man with a crown on his head holding a sword
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November 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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