Also I spun the wheel (yes, literally) and got Leo as an alpha, Raph as an omega, Donnie as an alpha and Mikey as a beta. Imagine being Donnie in this situation and having to explain a niche fanfiction trope that is now happening to your family. Poor guy

Whoever presents first goes into heat/rut and does the whole "We need to fuck" routine and the person they go after is like hot diggity dog! My forbidden love is requited! And then afterwards person A is like WHY WOULD YOU AGREE TO THAT I WASN'T IN MY RIGHT MIND

Our mutual lack of tone tags has doomed us both 😔 Well, no harm no foul!

I got that, I was just trying to be funny. Not my best joke apparently lol

Well, I'd still be interested in talking to you three! I do enjoy turtleposting

You've heard of Doctor Feelings. Now get ready for Doctor Sex