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GravitySecretAgent
@gravitysecretagent.bsky.social
•25 •Bi •U.S.A •Unhinged Weight Gain Smut Writer & Art Commer •Fetish Friendly •Profic •Asshole With Assburgers •Furry (No shit)

🔞Minors will be run over by a steamroller.🔞
I believe it is physically impossible to masturbate to this game and I would say it's not porn because it's so absurd in how it is marketed and presented it provides 0 sexual appeal.

You got the R. Crumb doodle of Custer, a generic woman with zero boob game, and pixelated tits and cock inside.
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I don't like his art as a fetish but I love his art for the characters and what he gave us. We would have NOTHING without him. He is the building block of everything and everyone in our fandom and anyone who deappreciates him should be stoned and boiled.

Here's some of my faves.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
SHE MADE A NEW ACCOUNT AND SEEKED ME OUT. SHE CAME BACK. LATER VIRGINS.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Remember when Naughty Dog was cool and not a diarrhea factory?
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hum de dum.

Dum de dum.

*eyes widen and spits out drink*

CHRIST INSIDE A CUNT I FORGOT BOUT' LORRAINE BEING ONE OF MY OCs FUCK ME LIKE A SODOM HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT LORRAINE AAAAAAAA I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING WITH HER IN THE FUTURE.
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 AM
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Crybaby bitch furs had a temper tantrum over this banner being used for ONE holiday and sent death threats to the artist because fat is one of the NO-NO kinks and if you DARE enjoy it a bunch of unemployed mouthbreathers will harass you until you die.

Just gonna leave this rehashed truth nuke here.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Everybody keeps harping on how Kangaroo Jack mislead kids into watching the film, and while it may be true, you are ignoring it WAS a funny film with a cool idea.

They apologized by making a fully animated sequel where he talks and shit which is what everybody wanted. Stop holding it against them.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I give off the energy of a "villain that is going to backstab you in the final act" that many hoes at the function do not appreciate
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Big fan of this guy.
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Commission done for me by x.com/VDBlackclaw showing a scenario where Noelle has become the ultimate feedee and devoted her life to gluttony and girth with a little help from her dino crush and some random cat from QCs who breathes heavy and smells bad.
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Choose ur fighter on friendsgiving
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Got one of my animated twitch emoticons done finally by the person who made my original ones. I think it came out great lol.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Lest' we forget
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
He wrote switch bitch. I genuinely don't think he would have cared and I think a small part would have condoned it.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Someone at thanksgiving tonight told me I, shit you not, eat food like someone with aspergers. I have never been so wanting to spit in someone's fucking face in my life.

For visual reference I use a fork by holding it kind of like a pencil on the back of the handle stabbing and taking quick bites.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Principal Greedyguts & Miss Sourpickle from Jacob Two-Two is how I enjoy most of my ships honestly. Just weird creepy freak lady and big fatass butterball of a bowling ball man stinks so good and she does too.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Baby, you don't understand. We have way too many leftovers and no tupperware. You HAVE to eat the butter. Just grab a spoon and shovel it into your flabby gob as fast as possible. Nuke it until it's liquid to make it go down faster. No, fatty. I can't just go BUY tupperware...now EAT IT UP.
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Me when the canon doesn't turn out how I wanted it to
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from the entire Channel ( 6 ) family including Kent Brockman, who's contractually permitted to replace himself with a cardboard cutout.

The real Kent is in a rehab clinic.

We all wish him the best...

Again.
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Is Mr. Krabs /ourguy/?
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Macy's Thanksgiving Day 2025 parade disaster when a wonka themed float balloon spews out helium onto the unsuspecting crowd causing them all to inflate into gigantic, creaking, sloshing, bouncing orbs that destroy buildings and expand beyond any hope of rescue except praying they burst painlessly.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Put it on fucking steam already.
Don't demake it, don't censor it, don't remove content, don't modernize it. Just port it, take my money, go away.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM