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All things Cal. 98 Yards with My Boys! Zag BB, Water Polo, yada yada
He’s such a go getter? You mean blow getter.
January 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
He’s such a go getter? You mean blow getter.
That dog is calling me out for my TPS reports
January 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
That dog is calling me out for my TPS reports
Point of parliamentary procedure, you can in fact triple stamp a double stamp!
January 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Point of parliamentary procedure, you can in fact triple stamp a double stamp!
They gave the Golden Globes gig to Nicky Glaser. Whitney’s gotta attempt to stay relevant somehow.
January 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
They gave the Golden Globes gig to Nicky Glaser. Whitney’s gotta attempt to stay relevant somehow.
Damn it. I wanted to meme this first.
WANTED: Cousin Eddie for pumpin flammables into them sewers.
WANTED: Cousin Eddie for pumpin flammables into them sewers.
January 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Damn it. I wanted to meme this first.
WANTED: Cousin Eddie for pumpin flammables into them sewers.
WANTED: Cousin Eddie for pumpin flammables into them sewers.
As long as you’ve got Cal ahead of the Edmonton Elkskimos then we’re good
January 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
As long as you’ve got Cal ahead of the Edmonton Elkskimos then we’re good
17 minutes in real time and the Vikings look cooked. Lions took the one seed and the Vikes will to fight
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
17 minutes in real time and the Vikings look cooked. Lions took the one seed and the Vikes will to fight
RUN!!!
To you fridge for a turkey sando. That mayo ain’t gonna just eat itself….or will it???
To you fridge for a turkey sando. That mayo ain’t gonna just eat itself….or will it???
January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
RUN!!!
To you fridge for a turkey sando. That mayo ain’t gonna just eat itself….or will it???
To you fridge for a turkey sando. That mayo ain’t gonna just eat itself….or will it???
Hoody about to hit the transfer portal?
January 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Hoody about to hit the transfer portal?
Reporter was disappointed that he hadn’t stumbled on Harvey Levin from TMZ.
Captain Mauser from the CHP says leave your keys in the car so Tackleberry can relo your whip for the fire trucks
Captain Mauser from the CHP says leave your keys in the car so Tackleberry can relo your whip for the fire trucks
January 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Reporter was disappointed that he hadn’t stumbled on Harvey Levin from TMZ.
Captain Mauser from the CHP says leave your keys in the car so Tackleberry can relo your whip for the fire trucks
Captain Mauser from the CHP says leave your keys in the car so Tackleberry can relo your whip for the fire trucks
Doesn’t the Duquesne FB “Stadium” seat about 174 people?
January 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Doesn’t the Duquesne FB “Stadium” seat about 174 people?
This is Leigh HS in San Jose, Ca. Because of all those Longhorn cattle we have in Silicon Valley, of course.
January 8, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This is Leigh HS in San Jose, Ca. Because of all those Longhorn cattle we have in Silicon Valley, of course.
Oh you crashed a little party down in Newport?
PS: so great to meet you & hubby @ the LA Bowl
PS: so great to meet you & hubby @ the LA Bowl
January 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Oh you crashed a little party down in Newport?
PS: so great to meet you & hubby @ the LA Bowl
PS: so great to meet you & hubby @ the LA Bowl
After the Stagg Bowl is he going to partner up with Jelly Roll & release a country duet? OR will he partner with Jason Statham to destroy a sleeper cell trying to detonate a dirty bomb??
January 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
After the Stagg Bowl is he going to partner up with Jelly Roll & release a country duet? OR will he partner with Jason Statham to destroy a sleeper cell trying to detonate a dirty bomb??
Since the Houston franchise didn’t want it, I say Frack yes! Tennessee Oilers, Luv Ya Blue!!
January 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Since the Houston franchise didn’t want it, I say Frack yes! Tennessee Oilers, Luv Ya Blue!!
I’d be dead but laughing my @$$ off the entire time. Kidnapped? Fee what??
a group of men standing next to each other with the words won t be me
ALT: a group of men standing next to each other with the words won t be me
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’d be dead but laughing my @$$ off the entire time. Kidnapped? Fee what??
On his Inauguration Day, the American flag should be flown upside down. Look it up.
January 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
On his Inauguration Day, the American flag should be flown upside down. Look it up.
No wonder TSU ain’t covering. Bakula, Sinbad & Kathy Ireland all hit the GD portal.
January 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
No wonder TSU ain’t covering. Bakula, Sinbad & Kathy Ireland all hit the GD portal.
Spoiler alert… the times they aren’t a-changin’
I never got into Dylan either. Also wasn’t a Timmy Chalamet guy up until he was the 2nd best thing this season on ESPN Gameday (after all things Cal, of course)
I never got into Dylan either. Also wasn’t a Timmy Chalamet guy up until he was the 2nd best thing this season on ESPN Gameday (after all things Cal, of course)
January 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Spoiler alert… the times they aren’t a-changin’
I never got into Dylan either. Also wasn’t a Timmy Chalamet guy up until he was the 2nd best thing this season on ESPN Gameday (after all things Cal, of course)
I never got into Dylan either. Also wasn’t a Timmy Chalamet guy up until he was the 2nd best thing this season on ESPN Gameday (after all things Cal, of course)
Yeah but prom was awkward
December 15, 2024 at 12:27 PM
Yeah but prom was awkward
Well since Boulder lets you major in “TikTok Studies”, it’s soooo impressive
December 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Well since Boulder lets you major in “TikTok Studies”, it’s soooo impressive
Lawrence I get it but you’re gonna have to call me “Whodini” because I’m a ho, you know I’m a ho….if we can get in the playoff, I’d probably storm the damn Capitol.
December 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Lawrence I get it but you’re gonna have to call me “Whodini” because I’m a ho, you know I’m a ho….if we can get in the playoff, I’d probably storm the damn Capitol.
Mine is with chicken fried steak. There’s a gravy joke in there somewhere but I think I left it over on Twitter.
December 9, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Mine is with chicken fried steak. There’s a gravy joke in there somewhere but I think I left it over on Twitter.
And “The Colonel” speaks exactly like Foghorn Leghorn. “I say, I say, run the wishbone offense!”
December 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
And “The Colonel” speaks exactly like Foghorn Leghorn. “I say, I say, run the wishbone offense!”