Geraldine Lasers
@grapeormelon.bsky.social
Weather, Science, and Puzzle Shows~>~> Accidentally impressed Buckley Space Force (should’a been called Space Corps) and Parker PD with the scientific process summer 2023-present.
To the monsters,
we’re the monsters.
Always a problem in fascist spaces 🤷🏻♂️
To the monsters,
we’re the monsters.
Always a problem in fascist spaces 🤷🏻♂️
Pinned
They want to see my stream and they can’t. It’s for insurance purposes, not their content,
in the absence of law enforcement and law&order
and since cops are doing insurance fraud and all.
in the absence of law enforcement and law&order
and since cops are doing insurance fraud and all.
Cops doing insurance fraud in the state of Colorado.
Arapahoe County.
Denver County.
Douglas Cointy, said it was fine.
Fire rescue. South metro Fire
Said it was fine that they’re allowed to overwhelm our safety systems.
Arapahoe County.
Denver County.
Douglas Cointy, said it was fine.
Fire rescue. South metro Fire
Said it was fine that they’re allowed to overwhelm our safety systems.
mm hm. 🙄
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
It’d be a real shame if all those flashy lights to proceed from the middle of the road for the purposely placed teslas were actually just the innocent Amazon/DoorDash drivers
🤷🏻♂️
out trying to making a living, unlike the bad white lady winemom parallel construct someone knew to create preemptively. 🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
out trying to making a living, unlike the bad white lady winemom parallel construct someone knew to create preemptively. 🤷🏻♂️
February 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
mm hm. 🙄
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
What would be worse is if new admin rooted “customers” were also coordinated in new admin’s passive violence.
Wouldn’t it? Almost hard to prove, by any current standards, not that the cops would allow that anyway.
Almost like they sat around and thunk it all up themselves.
But yeah
Dear McDonald’s,
We need to talk about one of your stores…
We need to talk about one of your stores…
February 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Dear McDonald’s,
We need to talk about one of your stores…
We need to talk about one of your stores…
There’s something about later winter months and Station Eleven…
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Station Eleven Limited Series Trailer | Rotten Tomatoes TV
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes TV
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 10:00 PM
There’s something about later winter months and Station Eleven…
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Let’s all watch it.
There’s a lot of rocks coming towards ships rn and no one needs to get stuck in the undersea about it. 🥹
youtu.be/0h-7BMDSc6U
Does anyone know what’s under this man’s shirt?
February 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Does anyone know what’s under this man’s shirt?
This one is funny because the local police have allowed men to stream/stalk me for so long, LE adjacent car clubs come out of nowhere to pack the grocery store parking lot hoping to be featured on the dashcams i got so these men don’t hurt me and… maybe I should ask Safeway about it, finally.
🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
^this post is funny because I was actually singing that song on one of our many excursions across the street,
and the cops have made it a point 👁️👁️
to personally instruct me to do both as a solution to the violence they planned and are now doing.
and the cops have made it a point 👁️👁️
to personally instruct me to do both as a solution to the violence they planned and are now doing.
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 PM
This one is funny because the local police have allowed men to stream/stalk me for so long, LE adjacent car clubs come out of nowhere to pack the grocery store parking lot hoping to be featured on the dashcams i got so these men don’t hurt me and… maybe I should ask Safeway about it, finally.
🤷🏻♂️
🤷🏻♂️
I have evidence to suggest it is the police and new admin feds infiltrating spaces to set “boundaries” around who is or is not welcome.
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
Yeah this is why they’ll debate whether it’s too dangerous to go to a protest without a mask but then passionately advocate t0 all be carrying guns when monitoring ICE. (Really: it’s often the same people.) The heuristic isn’t “what will keep us safe” but “does it make me feel like a revolutionary.”
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I have evidence to suggest it is the police and new admin feds infiltrating spaces to set “boundaries” around who is or is not welcome.
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
The paranoia is the point, hopefully resulting in some kind of a purity test which checks some boxes to create domestic terrorists out of church book clubs. 🫡
If anyone is doxxed and/or harassed as a result of the new federal government making enemies out of citizens exercising their constitutional rights, please contact me and I can check to see if they practiced on me in the last three years. 🫡
Memorial Day 2023 at Broadstone Montane’s lazy river, “this bitch” with South Metro Fire Rescue, said if I was “gonna be rude” “they’ll make me famous”. Here we are.
The cops.
In this photo she had just instructed a man in a position of power over kids, to film between my legs in a lawn chair.
The cops.
In this photo she had just instructed a man in a position of power over kids, to film between my legs in a lawn chair.
January 27, 2026 at 9:05 PM
If anyone is doxxed and/or harassed as a result of the new federal government making enemies out of citizens exercising their constitutional rights, please contact me and I can check to see if they practiced on me in the last three years. 🫡
Yup. That was my experience yesterday as well. lol
January 26, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Yup. That was my experience yesterday as well. lol
What he means by “good luck with that” is that he knows their fan club are now poised and ready to make everyone’s life harder and more dangerous, on a personal level via digital targeting,
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
What he means by “good luck with that” is that he knows their fan club are now poised and ready to make everyone’s life harder and more dangerous, on a personal level via digital targeting,
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
so new admin can just say “a drunk” or “a crazy” or “a woman” or “trumps derangement syndromed”
Oh good, I’m getting word today on my five block commute these men tried to murder my friend Saturday night.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
Watch yourselves and your loved ones crossing the street. 🤗
They’re weaponizing vehicles against themselves.
The Cops.
They’re weaponizing vehicles against themselves.
The Cops.
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Oh good, I’m getting word today on my five block commute these men tried to murder my friend Saturday night.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
No matter how much the people trying to force normalcy, politeness right now are just the clear and obvious ugly people.
Everyone knows. This violence is ugly on them.
She looks absolutely stunning standing up for our communities. 🤩
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
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January 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
She looks absolutely stunning standing up for our communities. 🤩
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
I just love her.
So much respect.
If you haven’t seen it, her new movie with Lily Tomlin “Moving On” is really good.
They’re hilarious.
www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/s/...
Reposted by Geraldine Lasers
Reposted by Geraldine Lasers
This commercial started showing up around Christmas and it’s so interesting for a number of reasons.
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas
YouTube video by Byrna
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
This commercial started showing up around Christmas and it’s so interesting for a number of reasons.
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
Look at these guys.
I think the logic is that if they coordinate 👀 another man who checks a series of boxes they’ve put in place for me to mention then follows me the next day after mentioning Keith,
women can’t be trusted to report sexual harassment. 🤷🏻♂️
I think the logic is that if they coordinate 👀 another man who checks a series of boxes they’ve put in place for me to mention then follows me the next day after mentioning Keith,
women can’t be trusted to report sexual harassment. 🤷🏻♂️
January 18, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Look at these guys.
I think the logic is that if they coordinate 👀 another man who checks a series of boxes they’ve put in place for me to mention then follows me the next day after mentioning Keith,
women can’t be trusted to report sexual harassment. 🤷🏻♂️
I think the logic is that if they coordinate 👀 another man who checks a series of boxes they’ve put in place for me to mention then follows me the next day after mentioning Keith,
women can’t be trusted to report sexual harassment. 🤷🏻♂️
This commercial started showing up around Christmas and it’s so interesting for a number of reasons.
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
At Byrna, We Don't Sell Bananas
YouTube video by Byrna
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
This commercial started showing up around Christmas and it’s so interesting for a number of reasons.
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
You never see it, it’s always a banana, but it’s a personal protective device that resembles a gun but is a high powered taser and maybe does some other stuff.
youtu.be/ldMqXUReHVo
*everyone does not know as it turns out. 🤨
I suspected as much.
In addition you can tell by the way the fake crazy homeless man rooted in LE code switches so as not to make to bigger deal out of it.
The cops’ fake crazy man didn’t rub his 711 cup like a breast until it was all clear again.
I suspected as much.
In addition you can tell by the way the fake crazy homeless man rooted in LE code switches so as not to make to bigger deal out of it.
The cops’ fake crazy man didn’t rub his 711 cup like a breast until it was all clear again.
The man in the dark blue jacket is a fake “crazy homeless man”, most likely a cop or new fed, illegally targeting our communities, and what I documented that day is elder abuse.
Unless *everyone knows and I highly fucking doubt it.
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Unless *everyone knows and I highly fucking doubt it.
bsky.app/profile/grap...
Here we are. Three years later in January.
A bunch of asshole law enforcement and fire rescue *still attempting to ruin a cleaning ladies life over the pool stairs.
I’m not the rude one.
It’s harassment so cops can start their culture war and do the violence they aren’t allowed to heal. 🤔
A bunch of asshole law enforcement and fire rescue *still attempting to ruin a cleaning ladies life over the pool stairs.
I’m not the rude one.
It’s harassment so cops can start their culture war and do the violence they aren’t allowed to heal. 🤔
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
*everyone does not know as it turns out. 🤨
I suspected as much.
In addition you can tell by the way the fake crazy homeless man rooted in LE code switches so as not to make to bigger deal out of it.
The cops’ fake crazy man didn’t rub his 711 cup like a breast until it was all clear again.
I suspected as much.
In addition you can tell by the way the fake crazy homeless man rooted in LE code switches so as not to make to bigger deal out of it.
The cops’ fake crazy man didn’t rub his 711 cup like a breast until it was all clear again.
Oooo “BODI3S”,
again.
I caught them using that yellow Penske as a coms van at the end of last winter and boy oh boy when the police can solve for every equation in one years time.
Now do the mini Winnie, soup, sandwich mother murders. 🫡
again.
I caught them using that yellow Penske as a coms van at the end of last winter and boy oh boy when the police can solve for every equation in one years time.
Now do the mini Winnie, soup, sandwich mother murders. 🫡
January 16, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Oooo “BODI3S”,
again.
I caught them using that yellow Penske as a coms van at the end of last winter and boy oh boy when the police can solve for every equation in one years time.
Now do the mini Winnie, soup, sandwich mother murders. 🫡
again.
I caught them using that yellow Penske as a coms van at the end of last winter and boy oh boy when the police can solve for every equation in one years time.
Now do the mini Winnie, soup, sandwich mother murders. 🫡
But what about all the lying? Incentivizing personal targeted harassment? Ai companies like Xactly Corp creating their own content with violence and entrapment? Men like Shawn Richmond and Officer Rosencran2 solving their sex pest personal problems?
All the coordinated lying?
eeee
All the coordinated lying?
eeee
January 15, 2026 at 12:02 PM
But what about all the lying? Incentivizing personal targeted harassment? Ai companies like Xactly Corp creating their own content with violence and entrapment? Men like Shawn Richmond and Officer Rosencran2 solving their sex pest personal problems?
All the coordinated lying?
eeee
All the coordinated lying?
eeee
I reach to straighten my helmet every time I watch and I don’t own a helmet.
Nor would I task myself with violence or tormenting communities so old men can fuck more kids and sexually harass whomever they want.
Respect is not a forceable emote.
Soup sandwich 🤭
Nor would I task myself with violence or tormenting communities so old men can fuck more kids and sexually harass whomever they want.
Respect is not a forceable emote.
Soup sandwich 🤭
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
I reach to straighten my helmet every time I watch and I don’t own a helmet.
Nor would I task myself with violence or tormenting communities so old men can fuck more kids and sexually harass whomever they want.
Respect is not a forceable emote.
Soup sandwich 🤭
Nor would I task myself with violence or tormenting communities so old men can fuck more kids and sexually harass whomever they want.
Respect is not a forceable emote.
Soup sandwich 🤭
Oh they need me to be a bad guy soooo bad right now right now. 🤭
What’s the matter, fellas? Murdering American civilians in the street not working out publicly? lol
Don’t worry, I’m not mad.
I don’t change my plates at the end of everyday either. 🤗
What’s the matter, fellas? Murdering American civilians in the street not working out publicly? lol
Don’t worry, I’m not mad.
I don’t change my plates at the end of everyday either. 🤗
January 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Oh they need me to be a bad guy soooo bad right now right now. 🤭
What’s the matter, fellas? Murdering American civilians in the street not working out publicly? lol
Don’t worry, I’m not mad.
I don’t change my plates at the end of everyday either. 🤗
What’s the matter, fellas? Murdering American civilians in the street not working out publicly? lol
Don’t worry, I’m not mad.
I don’t change my plates at the end of everyday either. 🤗
Reposted by Geraldine Lasers
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
Everyone knows. 👀
And has seen. 🥂
And has seen. 🥂
I don’t speak about a number of bits I’m constantly subjected to because I already tell and show the proper authorities and guess what?
When it’s cops doing violence it isn’t them.
Everyone knows and has seen.
When it’s cops doing violence it isn’t them.
Everyone knows and has seen.
January 7, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Everyone knows. 👀
And has seen. 🥂
And has seen. 🥂