Paullus Vargas
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Paullus Vargas
@granparome.bsky.social
· Aug 30
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Grandpa Rome • Paullus • Ancient Rome
🥙 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🏺18+ Only, MDNI
⚔️ Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
Grandpa Rome • Paullus • Ancient Rome
🥙 Not new to RP
🏛️ Matches seriousness
🏺18+ Only, MDNI
⚔️ Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
[One minute he's enjoying an apple after breaking into his grandson's house, the next he's in someplace completely different. Was this thing booby trapped?! Did he clip through the floor? He drops the fruit in his hand just in case it's been tainted...on the other hand it did taste pretty good.
Madeline started coughing and let the envelope go. She started waving her hand around trying to clear the smoke.
Eventually, she got enough of it away to see the shape of someone in it. Clearing it more, she found that @granparome.bsky.social was in her living room!
"Uhh.. hi?"
Eventually, she got enough of it away to see the shape of someone in it. Clearing it more, she found that @granparome.bsky.social was in her living room!
"Uhh.. hi?"
February 15, 2026 at 8:26 AM
[One minute he's enjoying an apple after breaking into his grandson's house, the next he's in someplace completely different. Was this thing booby trapped?! Did he clip through the floor? He drops the fruit in his hand just in case it's been tainted...on the other hand it did taste pretty good.
For what?
You should get checked...
Tch. Sounds like one of my exes
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
For what?
Tch. Sounds like one of my exes
You don't get it, you old coot!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
Slenderman STALKS you and can teleport and can impale you with his big black tentacles and his presence literally makes you paranoid and sick and he draws like he's a toddler and litters woods with his trash art!!!
I can't believe the world has come to this. Germania's brave little boy has grown up to be afraid of a statue
February 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Tch. Sounds like one of my exes
I can't believe the world has come to this. Germania's brave little boy has grown up to be afraid of a statue
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I can't believe the world has come to this. Germania's brave little boy has grown up to be afraid of a statue
When did all these different types of fruit appear
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 AM
When did all these different types of fruit appear
This is why we never played art exchange when we were bored
January 19, 2026 at 4:23 AM
This is why we never played art exchange when we were bored
(( Yes Paullus is very short compared to people nowadays but I feel like he's got a mountain lion thing going on where he's got big fuckin MITTS along with being jacked
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 AM
(( Yes Paullus is very short compared to people nowadays but I feel like he's got a mountain lion thing going on where he's got big fuckin MITTS along with being jacked
Point to the car then. I'm sure I can do any you choose.
[He is thinking they weigh significantly less than a horse. Surely there's no way something that heavy can be that fast on land]
[He is thinking they weigh significantly less than a horse. Surely there's no way something that heavy can be that fast on land]
You mean a car? Y'know what, yeah. That would definitely prove it.
[ Nod nod nod nod nod. Please show off. ]
[ Nod nod nod nod nod. Please show off. ]
Hehe. And what do you have in mind, cerbiatta? A cow, a horse? Perhaps one of those loud scary carts people get into?
[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
January 8, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Point to the car then. I'm sure I can do any you choose.
[He is thinking they weigh significantly less than a horse. Surely there's no way something that heavy can be that fast on land]
[He is thinking they weigh significantly less than a horse. Surely there's no way something that heavy can be that fast on land]
Hehe. And what do you have in mind, cerbiatta? A cow, a horse? Perhaps one of those loud scary carts people get into?
[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
[ Internally she's freaking out because a hot man is posing in front of her. Externally, she's keeping her cool. She shook her head, seemingly unconvinced. ]
Not yet. Hmm.. what if you bench pressed something heavy?
Not yet. Hmm.. what if you bench pressed something heavy?
[Luckily for her, he likes to show off. The big ham. He immediately starts doing several bodybuilding poses like Johnny Bravo]
Convinced yet?
Convinced yet?
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Hehe. And what do you have in mind, cerbiatta? A cow, a horse? Perhaps one of those loud scary carts people get into?
[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
[He grins wolfishly at her. Heh. Old man's still got it]
[Luckily for her, he likes to show off. The big ham. He immediately starts doing several bodybuilding poses like Johnny Bravo]
Convinced yet?
Convinced yet?
Oh really? I don't think I believe you. Until I see it.
Can you not see? I'm quite fit! I could run circles around you modern people even as a creaky old man
January 7, 2026 at 3:01 PM
[Luckily for her, he likes to show off. The big ham. He immediately starts doing several bodybuilding poses like Johnny Bravo]
Convinced yet?
Convinced yet?
Can you not see? I'm quite fit! I could run circles around you modern people even as a creaky old man
M..Mhm.. if. 😅
"If"
January 7, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Can you not see? I'm quite fit! I could run circles around you modern people even as a creaky old man
"If"
If you were fit, what sport would you be in?
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
"If"
Oh. Oh my god. They found it. That statue I hid from my tutors then lost
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh. Oh my god. They found it. That statue I hid from my tutors then lost
You all are very excited about a baby's birthday party
December 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
You all are very excited about a baby's birthday party
-gchk! PFFFT HAHAHAHA! Wow I did not expect you to say "my meat"! Ahh, that's incredible.
Well good for you! I don't know how you did it. But you aren't taming me anytime soon
Well good for you! I don't know how you did it. But you aren't taming me anytime soon
....thanks? I have tamed my meat...But I have not tamed you
My meat is like Aldrich, it is my greatest foe but also my greatest friend
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 AM
-gchk! PFFFT HAHAHAHA! Wow I did not expect you to say "my meat"! Ahh, that's incredible.
Well good for you! I don't know how you did it. But you aren't taming me anytime soon
Well good for you! I don't know how you did it. But you aren't taming me anytime soon
My meat is like Aldrich, it is my greatest foe but also my greatest friend
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My meat is like Aldrich, it is my greatest foe but also my greatest friend
All men try beating their meat, but few succeed in defeating it
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
All men try beating their meat, but few succeed in defeating it
Can I have the wolves when they're done
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Can I have the wolves when they're done
(( I didn't realize today was Saturnalia, I would've prepared something better oops
December 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
(( I didn't realize today was Saturnalia, I would've prepared something better oops
Io Saturnalia! Everyone come over for the feast and weapons sacrifice tonight!
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Io Saturnalia! Everyone come over for the feast and weapons sacrifice tonight!
Ah, that kid's lucky. Yao's buns are so delicious. And his stir fry. And the hotpot 🤤
December 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ah, that kid's lucky. Yao's buns are so delicious. And his stir fry. And the hotpot 🤤
(( BRAZIL IS CANON
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
(( BRAZIL IS CANON
[He doesn't know how to text properly but somehow he can operate the horsey game. He's humming along to the cutesy songs, proud of his girls for doing so well in their races]
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
[He doesn't know how to text properly but somehow he can operate the horsey game. He's humming along to the cutesy songs, proud of his girls for doing so well in their races]
Why are we beating the little boy
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Why are we beating the little boy
