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Grand Patou
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Observer of the world, satirist, anti-fascist, legal alien, among other things.
Wanchuk, despite being the creepiest character in Slap Shot, is not in the Epstein Files.

He apparently complained:"I didn't know something more degenerate than the Pall Mall even existed!"
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Got a solution for my right-wing friends that complain about illegal immigrants in the country and how ICE is a necessary measure.
When are you gonna start outing the business owners that use them in the first place? They dont seem to mind employing them and creating this situation?

#BlameBizOwners
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
So Trump wants to punish Canada because China will be punishing Canada?

Make this make sense
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Why is Trump so worried about Canada's outcome with China?
January 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
«Le Québec est au bord du précipice, faisons un pas en avant (...)» - Camil Samson, 1970

"You don’t turn the Titanic around overnight (...)" - JD Vance, 2026

Même citation, même mauvais choix d'analogie.
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
a group called Board of Peace that includes Putin and Netanyahou and that comes with a 1BN$ fee, I'd say Canada has just avoided a major bullet to what is set to become some of the biggest con in history
January 23, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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Happy Saturday, friends. Here's another important reason to video any ICE abuses or excessive force you see in your area:
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Big props to South Park and Gavin Newsom.

Primo trolling.
August 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
So Truth Social's AI is contradicting Trump? Maybe they'll have to ask Elon to use Grok in its Nazi edition instead
August 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Putin to travel to Alaska WHILE he has a warrant from the International Criminal Court for crimes against humanity, and we're just gonna let this slide?
August 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Oh no, Trump will be forced to fire
the statistician of the US stock market ...
August 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
"Shoot the messenger, he's the liar"

- Donald J Trump
August 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Rob Ford had threatened to cut off electricity to the US "with a smile" back in march.

He then said the US offered him an "olive branch" the very next day.

He then walked back his threat the day after that and never said a word about it again.

What the heck really happened?
July 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
reading the orange guy's desperate tweets and happy to see that it's very hard to find a worst scandal than a child-sex-traffic ring to divert people's attention

Let's hope it continues
July 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Let's face it: Ghislaine will either be paid off to shut up, or be eliminated.

No other possible scenario, and I'm certain she knows it.
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When Trump says something, convert it to it's contrary and you'll find it makes a lot of sense.

Canada is nasty

😎
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Remember that rumour about the basement of the Comet Ping Ping Pizza restaurant in Washington DC being the center of a pederaste ring, aka Pizzagate?
Well there seems to be some truth about it, except that it wasn't a restaurant, but Washington DC happens to be a good place to start asking questions
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Should something happen to Ghislaine, the orange guy will try to put blame on the democrats
July 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I can see Netflix or AppleTV+ picking up Stephen Colbert.

That would be a great live show for either platform.
July 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Imagine voting for someone running against a alleged deep state, a secretive government, a group of elites, a swamp, a pedo ring ... only to realize that you elected the one that is all of these things combined.
July 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
At this point we can say that NOT believing that there's a client list would be to believe in a conspiracy theory
July 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hey MAGA,
- E Jean Carroll and the many other women claiming to have been harassed by DJT
- "Grab them the pussy"
- 15 years+ friendship with Epstein (pictures and videos of it)
- and now the flagrant covering up of the Epstein files

Is it finally starting to add up in your head?
July 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Grok is not only Elon Musk's AI but literally an AI version of Elon himself
July 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM