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grandmak.bsky.social
@grandmak.bsky.social
I'm crying. This is how a good man behaves.
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It's the only book that ever made me jump when I was reading! When the elevator ran by itself I had to close the book, turn on all the lights in the house, crank the volume on the TV and watch the driveway until my parents came home and I could finish the book.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Isn't that what's washing over the background as he walks onstage? I mean, why would it be chocolate?
December 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The boat was in pieces. They were trying to climb on PIECES of a boat. Zero threat to anyone.
December 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
It's the comedy rule of four -- annoyance
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
You're the one hat I want (ooh ooh ooh)
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Stevie, where's your family from then?
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I wish you well and hope that things improve for you.
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
We WILL get the pyramid this time, Becky. Now stand still.
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm not a fan and I'm glad she resigned, but anyone would time their departure to come after the pension kicks in. That's not our best point. She'd be dumb not to.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Please don't. Things will get better. Hang on until they do.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
But it's a testament to your ability to move an audience. Attach yourself to a group on the good side and use those mad skills to change the world!
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I can hear the windshield wipers. Great texture.
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Do they ship?
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I love the patterns.
November 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I thought it was an abstract flopped photo of "The Scream"
November 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That sounds just like what the best mom would tell you today. She's right there with you.
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 AM
"Dogs followed me for several blocks. It was humiliating. I have POSSD now (Post Onion Smell Syndrome Disorder) and feel dizzy when I walk by the produce in Whole Foods."
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Your brain does that because you should be writing this stuff down and monetizing your mad skills.
November 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What makes an assembly unlawful?
November 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
No sir, the measles is always good about demanding papers and moving on if citizenship is verified. We have a long-standing agreement with measles.
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Both interpretations are true, no doubt!
October 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I've wondered about them too. Who would agree to the job? Would climb into the cab of the crane and say, "another day, another dollar"?
October 23, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Now draw me winning Mega Millions
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM