Obligatory pre grilling sesh listen through of Ridin Dirty as charcoal heats. Jojo is more the Bun B, many are saying I'm much like Pimp C

this DMV has a very impressive chandelier. Really takes the edge off the wait time. Also realized I mixed up planned parenthood with DMV again

holding this up to a camera that's not there in a pitch black closet

New Pynchon cover leak, love it

it is pretty remarkable how the seas have parted yet...

Please come to my listening party for Finn Wolfhard's debut album Happy Birthday if you are a Blu Sky follower involved in law enforcement. Thank you for sticking with me.

Where's Dave? He went to that stupid cave again to listen to Talk Tuah again. He's listening to Talk Tuah in a cave? YES, he says he does Tarot now or something. Oh my God, come on. He posted all these awful videos of him in New York City and he's embarrassed. He's actually really cool!

Absolutely crushing these Sudoku puzzles this morning. Easy! Back to back HRs! Big Papi!

This is where they store the creature. Giant God stall in an unremarkable barn. Tonight I defeat the security forces and burn the miasmic being and all the pain it brings to ash. If reality flutters out of existence we can deal. Overmind Slug has got to go

Hate when you break your wrist and all the mummy fetishists you know immediately hit you up to get jacked off. It's like, fine but just don't be so rude about it. Combining mummy+slurs the whole time while I'm helping you out.

The Puppies!!!!!!! I was informed that one puppy contains all my negative aspects and one contains all my positive attributes. Shocking revelation to me but it has proven true. Wild.

Oh boy looks like things got a little out of control last night