i’ll be out on your lawn covered in snot i get away with so much shit cause you think i’m hot oh you’ll praise the virgin, self-absorbed, you think your penis is very important but if something’s dirty after you touch it the problem is your hand dipshit cut-it off

the more money you get from a forty-two-year-old piece of shit so on screen they’ll touch a dick and act so confused because cluelessness is easier to get off to there’s no button to push for third base i’m not trying to seduce you fuckface

your hands are down your pants you’ve settled in for the night it’s time to watch 18 year olds on a private browser site but 18 years isn’t short enough for you they have pigtails and Hello Kitty shorts on to undo they’ve learned that the closer you look like to a kid,

when the women act like both a child and a sex beast men are titillated by that delicate line between sex song and nursery rhyme over time you’ll not remember normalcy because normalcy is what you see repeatedly so there will be nothing to miss it must be so relieving for you to hear this

me when my myelin sheath deteriorates (MS): well, time to have more cheese

sending you all 3 of my braincells

you’re so handsome it should be illegal. you have the type of beauty that would make random women put their hands to their foreheads and faint in the street

they won and i’m proud of them

it’s ok because ranch and the bug in ranch are already in there

no one has ever had so much swag in their life

that’s it. i’m eating you

only unused

so proud of them

you’re eating so hard in this. it’s so gender to me