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ꜱᴡᴇᴇᴅᴇ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠɪʟᴇᴇꜱ
Sexy Gowrix looks sexily out of an old fashioned, sexy mirror. In front of the mirror on the left is a lit candle, which may or may not contain a sexy candle ghost. So sexy.
August 2, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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ₐₘ ₐₗₘₒₛₜ gₑₜ ₜₕᵢₛ wᵢₙdₒw ₒₚₑₙ...
Gowrix as the gremlin in the Twilight Zone episode Terror at 20,000 Feet. He's just being friendly.
July 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴋɪʀᴄᴋ ᴀᴍ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴇxᴄɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ
Gowrix peers in the airplane window at William Shatner having a little freakout in the scene from the Twilight Zone episode Terror at 20,000 Feet.
July 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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ᴛᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴀʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇʏ ɢʟᴏᴏᴘ!
Image of a plastic salad dressing bottle, with a mottled light yellow dressing visible through the bottle. A green label with white text reads "Gowrix Salad Juice. All Natural | 'Non-Toxic'" There's a cartoon version of Gowrix's face on the label and on the tamper-proof seal on the neck of the bottle. You do NOT want to tamper with it.
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ʀᴇꜱᴘᴏɴꜱɪʙɪʟʟʏ. ᴅᴏɴᴏᴛ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇʀʏ.
A selection of old-timey medicine bottles containing lovely stuff like heroin, cannibis, cocaine, and Gowrix Wonder Liniment. The liniment says it's for external use only, but you're not a coward, are you?
January 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Wₕₐₜ ₐₘ gᵣₑₐₜ ₖᵢd
Gowrix and Alexmander smiling for the camera with a baseball game in the background. Gowrix is wearing a Big Brothers cap.
January 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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ᴀᴍ ꜱᴛᴇᴀʟ ᴋᴀɪ ᴡɪɴɴ'ꜱ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜱᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴘᴏᴘᴇ ʜᴀᴛ... ᴍʏ ᴄʜɪʟᴅꜱ.
Gowrix on the DS9 Promenade, wearing Kai Winn's hat.
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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ɴᴇxᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴜꜱ ᴀᴍ ʙᴀʟᴅʟʏ ɢᴏ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏ ʙᴇꜰᴏʀᴇ. ᴇɴɢᴏʀɢᴇ!
Bald Gowrix on the bridge of the Enterprise D, wearing the red Captain uniform. He is boldly going where noone wants him to go.
December 31, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴜᴀꜱᴇ ɪᴛ ᴀᴍ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ ꜱᴇxʏ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇɢɴᴀɴᴛ ᴀꜰᴛᴇʀ ʟɪꜱᴛᴇᴍɪɴɢ.
Vinyl album cover for Gowrix's infamous LP "The Abominatioman," which looks suspiciously like the cover for William Shatner's "The Transformed Man." Play it backwards for a super secret subliminal message ("Go to church, say your prayers, drink Ovaltine")
December 29, 2024 at 4:44 AM
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ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠɪꜱɪᴛᴀᴛɪᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ. ᴡᴇ ᴀᴍ ɢᴏ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ ꜱᴄᴀʀʀʏ ꜱᴛᴜꜰꜰ ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴍ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀꜱꜱꜱʜᴏʟᴇɴᴇꜱꜱ.
Gowrix as the Ghost of Christmas Future from the Muppet Christmas Carol.
December 25, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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ᴀᴍ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴍ ɴᴀᴜɢʜᴛʏ ᴏʀ ɴɪᴄʜᴇ. ᴀʟʟ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴀᴍ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴡᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ!
Gowrix as Santa from Santa Claus is Comin To Town. He's holding a blood splattered list of names with some of them crossed off in red. A Gowrucks mug is on the table in front of him. Next to him is a penguin with blood splattered all over its chest. Festive!
December 20, 2024 at 1:45 AM
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Gₒₒb ⱼₒb ₐᵣₜ. ₘy ₜᵤᵣₙ.
Gowrix holding an enormous pointy dart.
December 18, 2024 at 1:44 AM
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ᴅᴏɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍ. ᴀᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟ.
Gowrix standing in front of a beat up pub dart board with a red dart protruding from his left eyeball. He seems unphased by this development. It's all part of the plan.
December 18, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴄʀʏ ᴀᴛ ᴡᴇᴅᴅɪɴɢꜱ.
Gowrix and Amens taking a selfie at the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones.
December 14, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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A hamburger in a foil wrapper featuring a pretty horrifying cartoon Gowrix/Wendy hybrid. Do you want to know what's in it? Do you really? The sauce is extremely special. Sure you don't want to hear more?
December 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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ᴀᴍ ʙɪɢ ꜰᴀɴ ᴏꜰ ʙʟᴏᴡɪɴɢꜱ ᴜᴘ
Old-looking sepia toned postcard with cracks and ragged edges. The photograph is of a mushroom cloud rising from the water with a tropical island shoreline in the foreground. Gowrix, wearing sunglasses, is standing in the bottom right corner smiling at the camera. "Wish you am were here!" is printed diagonally in the top left corner in jaunty 50s-diner styled white font.
December 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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ᴍᴏʀᴇ, Qᴜᴀᴄᴋ! ᴀᴍ ᴛʜɪʀꜱᴛ!
Morn from Deep Space Nine, only his eyes kinda look Gowrix-like, and he has Gowrix teeth, and Gowrix's big H on his forehead. Could it be Morn wearing a Gowrix costume? We may never know. He's staring thirstily at large foamy beer in a big glass stein. Just out of frame is a gigantic taco made entirely out of Doritos. Can you believe it?
December 11, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Fₒᵣ ₜₕₑ ₐₘ ₘₒᵣₑ ᵣₑfᵢₙₑd ₚₐₗₗₗₐₜₜₜₑ.
Jar of golden something with the label Gowrix Brand Founder Spread. "Taste the goop"
December 9, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴍ ᴡᴀɴᴛꜱ ꜱᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʀᴀɴᴋʏ ᴛᴀʀ ᴍᴏɴꜱᴛᴇʀ ꜱᴀᴜᴄᴇ?
Gowrix holding a bag of black goo, which is heavily implied to be Armus from the TNG episode Skin of Evil. So cranky.
December 9, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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ₕₒₚ ᵢₙ. Wₑ ₐₘ gₒ ₚᵢcₖ ᵤₚ ₐₘₑₙdₛ ₐₙd bᵣₑₐₖ ₜₕₑ ₚₐₛₜₛ. ᵣᵢdₑ ₜᵣᵢₚ!
Gowrix sitting behind the wheel of a blue can with blue flames painted in the hood. The side of the can has a disturbing psychedelic mural of various weird Gowrixes, red and blue laser beams, and the words "quiet am ispirational" scrawled on it in a creepy font. There is free "candy" in that van.
December 8, 2024 at 6:49 AM
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ɴᴜᴛʀᴏᴄɪᴏᴜꜱ!
A perfectly innocent box of cookies. Gowrixscout Cookies, to be precise. The box features a smiling Gowrix wearing a Boy Scouts uniform, and a swarm of angry looking wasps. The flavor is Oops! All Wasps, rendered in the style of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries! cereal. These cookies do not go well with milk. It makes the wasps even angrier, and you do NOT want that.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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ᴀᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴄᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴍᴀɴᴛ ʜɪꜱᴛᴇʀɪᴄᴀʟ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍʏ ᴘᴀʀᴛɴᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴄʀɪᴍɪɴɢ @karads9.bsky.social. ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀʙᴏᴏᴍɪɴɢ.
Gowrix and Amens standing in front of the USS Arizona during the bombing of Pearl Harbor
December 7, 2024 at 6:00 AM
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ɪᴛ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ᴄᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅᴀʀ!
Gowrix Pinup Calendar for DISMEMBER 2023, featuring Gowrix as a Borg with his trademark catchphrase, "RESISTMANCE AM FUTILE PREPARE TO BE ASSTIMULATED". After trying to assimilate Gowrix, an entire Borg colony decided to quit and get real jobs.
December 6, 2024 at 12:30 AM
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ᴡʜᴏ ᴀᴍ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ᴄᴀʟʟ? ɢᴏᴛʜʙᴜꜱᴛᴇʀꜱ?
Gowrix as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters. Instead of STAY PUFT, the band of his jaunty hat reads STAY MOIST. There's also bloat spatter on his hand. Unrelated, did you know that the Michelin Man's real name is Bibendum? Google it, and marvel at the horrifying pictures from his early days.
December 5, 2024 at 3:20 AM