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gotnakeun.bsky.social
yaoi inspector™
@gotnakeun.bsky.social
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hannah (30s, audhd, queer) eye of sauron-ing all the rpfs (positive) and using too many reaction images (derogatory). 90% pyuari-isms and joohyukmaxxing, 10% a secret third thing (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)

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HUH????????????????????
next era, new vibe. coming soon. 2025.11.25
November 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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i saw this when he posted about it but my brain has been (loud static noises) lately and i havent had the energy to scream about it. but!!!!! they!!!!!!!
JAYB talked about running into #JINYOUNG while he's on a run 🌴 our eyes met. so then… but… it was like i had seen him somewhere a lot… i mean, i only saw his eyes because he was wearing a mask, but just from the eyes it felt like someone i had seen seen a lot. so i was like… “what? ah, who is that… i’ve seen this person so many times somewhere.” he felt so familiar. he was so familiar that i was like, “what is this?” and i turned around. and when i looked at the way he walked, it felt even more familiar. i had my earphones in, but i took them out and called, “park-ssi!” but he didn’t respond. so then i thought, “ah, is it not him?” but just in case, i called him on my phone and asked, “where are you?” and jinyoung said, “was that you just now? was that you, hyung? hyung, right? the one in the red running shoes, that’s you, right?” so i said, “oh, it is you, right?” and we realized it was each other. so i turned around, ran back, talked to him for a bit, then i went back to running and jinyoung went on his way. seriously, i’m not lying. it was like a movie, our eyes just met like this. i’d seen those eyes so many times. so i was like, “what? where have i seen those?” then when i called out “park-ssi!” he didn’t hear me. so i called him, and right away, as soon as he picked up, not even “hyung, what’s up?” but right as he answered, “it’s you, right?” we must have been thinking the exact same thing Jaebeom said while running, he ran past & made eye contact with someone whom he thought looked so familiar and turns out it was Jinyoung lmao 😭 🌴 where are you? 🍑 it was hyung just now right? the one with red running shoes? 🌴 yes, it's you right? 🍑 yeah it's me I’m bawling bcs yesterday, Jaebeom said he wants to meet Jinyoung but their schedule never match and he really look forward for it and today they MET ACCIDENTALLY when running 😭 SCREAM SOULMATEEEEEEE 😭😭😭
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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"his gaze feels like a leash that i want to be on the other side of" and other thoughts song mingi has had: a novel
picture of hongjoong from single magazine, with a whistle in his mouth, looking up at the camera
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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the "look hongjoongie hyung i havent lost the team ring"isms of it (stares at you with 700 cigarettes hanging out of my mouth, eyes bloodshot), the bragging "i love being married to 7 men"isms, the soft BABYISMS
mingi selfie where he is rubbing his eye and showing off the team marriage ring
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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aaAAAA 🥹🥹😭🥹😭🥹😭
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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(opens mouth and starts screaming and never stops)
screenshot of instagram story of someone translating jooheon's birthday message to kihyun. text: "My beloved Kihyun hyung, I always gain so much courage from the energy and strength you give me. You're warmer and more gentle than anyone I know, even though you might be the member who has gone thru the most. Seeing you handle everything without showing your struggles makes me feel reassured by your side. It makes me want to stay next to you and enjoy life more too. Hyung, I really love you so much. I'm so grateful you were born. I love you 💛 And to me, in all of kpop, you are the best singer, our main vocal, Yoo Kihyun, my hyung 💛"
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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the most devastating thing to open instagram to
screenshot of mingi's instagram story where he is unbearably cute
November 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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im still Burdened With Thought
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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sorry to spam the timeline, my brain is going 1000000 miles per second because i overstimulated myself
little drawn creature opening its giant mouth eith big teeth and tongue wiggling out
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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pressing f in the chat for the disgruntled captain who had to repeat himself 80 times
hongjoong exasperatedly telling the other members that the cake was ready in the 1117 livestream
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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i need more people to get into/back into mx rpf (falls to knees) i feel like an endangered species ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ there is certainly not a lack of content for inspiration!!!!
minhyuk selfcest from the baby blue mv jooheon playing with minhyuk's nipple because none of them have boundaries changkyun and jooheon hugging, changkyun's hand on jooheon lower back/upper butt
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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anyway!!!!!
wet changkyun with his shirt slit on the side, showing his v line wet changkyun wet changkyun cute baby cat (changkyun with his cheeks puffed out, with the text "i cant survive this" underneath him)
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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im so certain i had an aneurysm
jooheon trying to hold minhyuk's hand after pinching his nipple. this is a real thing that happened jooheon and his evil little hands touching shownu and minhyuk while laying down jooheon's tiny hand holding onto minhyuk's giant thumb
November 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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knowledge i shouldnt possess
minhyuk in the behind the scenes of baby blue, sitting in a chair, his wrists tied up minhyuk's wrists with rope marks left after being tied up minhyuk's wrists with rope marks minhyuk being asked how it feels to be tied up, to which is says "not great" with a cute little face
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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oooh woweeeeee just finished the journey to killing you and feeling normal things
drawn meme of little character on all fours crying
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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atiny day being on yugyeom's birthday will always be funny to me. gotteez is Real (pulls out conspiracy board, wild eyes bloodshot, 80 cigarettes hanging out of my mouth)
mingi and yugyeom making a heart with their hands
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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making a video for gyeom's birthday filled with memes, exactly what i thought you'd say bambam. ☞⁠￣⁠ᴥ⁠￣⁠☞ (+jaybs laughing) (ouUghHh i miss them!!!)
screenshot of bambam's video he made for yugyeom's birthday being a menace saying "happy birthday my friend. i love you but i cant hold myself back 🥹" and jayb commenting lol in korean basically
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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aLSO!!!! i just saw these!!! life ruined !!!!!!!!!
wooyoung smiling with his head tilted back wooyoung with his pink tongue touching his top lip, head thrown back wooyoung fucking ghost ass
November 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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bbyongming climbing on jjoongrami's head, holding balloons for atiny day hongjoong and jongho holding a sign that my best friend wrote "gay" on for reaction image purposes
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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the way jooheon delivers his part in savior is actually diabolical. every time i listen to it this is genuinely how i react
guy holding his head in utter shock with the text "LIVE REACTION"
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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me watching the new jjongi and yunhwa videos (duck smoking gif)
screenshot from tumblr user joeyclaire that says "i think all rpf is justified because rpf doesn't come from nowhere. they were doing something to deserve it."
November 15, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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mingi coming on live to have a one man mosh pit in the car to his own song for 5 of the 10 minutes he was on, then telling us he loves us /threateninglycute, is why i pay my phone bill
November 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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i didnt have selfcest or omeganesting on my monsta x english release mv bingo card bUt oh bOY AM I NOT MAD
monsta x puppypile on the floor minhyuk tied up in baby blue mv minhyuk looking at the other minhyuk he tied up??????? minhyuk in glasses raising his eyebrow up at his other self Sexily and /dom
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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i need to talk about this scene tho obviously ahahshdhskdbxk crawling around and then being tied up by your clone?????????
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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force and book for rizz magazine, force pulling on book's hoodie strings, while they look at each other Longingly
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM