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Vex
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Wake up in the morning
With the sunlight in my eyes
No, my head don't feel so bright
What the hell happened last night?
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NO MINORS. NO (real) DRAMA

Muse:
Name: Vex

Species: Hazbin Hotel butterfly sinner

Age: 28

Sex: Female

Orientation: Pan no lean

Cannon and Oc friendly.

Occupation: You hiring?

Mun:

32 North America

Writing style: Short or long. Don't rush me, I won't rush you.
"I mean this is Hell and it seems to still be standing with a mostly intact roof so better than most places."

The squealing eventually dying down, Vex simply poured herself another glass and tossed it back in one gulp. Eventually walking over to gently toe the smoking pig.

"Yeeeeeeah..he aint
Do not worry my dear, this place is resilient, as fragile as it may look, I won't let this hotel that I've put time and resources into funding burn down that easily..

*Alastor watched as the pig burned, a wicked smile to his face, a delightful look in his eyes*
Of course not expecting an answer her eyes darted towards Alastor.

"Do...do we put him out??? He's rollin a whole lot and I'm not sure how fire proof it is in here...."

Pink eyes darting around the hotel she paused in her concern

"Smells like a bbq...."
October 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"Well to be fair I don't know if you own something seedy or more upscale. If your bottle service is shit, then no one wants to come in and no matter how hot the staff is, shit drinks and what not will still lose customers. There..uh anything that should not be going on up in the club? Rules?"
"You don't seem to cotton on to the amount of money well dressed company brings in a club, you get customers to consume, i make more money... you get tips, a good salary, and everyone's happy."

She made money, he made money, simple as that.
Stopping short at the offer she looked way up again at his head

"And there ain't nothin you want in return? I mean I know I ain't been here that long and all but when somethin seems to good to be true I just need to make sure I was jokin about the sugar baby bit. I don't call anyone daddy"
October 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Stopping short at the offer she looked way up again at his head

"And there ain't nothin you want in return? I mean I know I ain't been here that long and all but when somethin seems to good to be true I just need to make sure I was jokin about the sugar baby bit. I don't call anyone daddy"
Might be wise to notice that he is quick to analyze others... and do so in depth.

"You'll do well, security and the club's manager will ensure you also get a place at a rate, 150k a year, no commuting, great health and dental, appartment at a discount."
October 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"I uh ain't looking a gift horse in the mouth or nothin cuz your basically offering me a job to party but ya don't like want to interview me or nothin? Ain't ya worried I might be bad at this or make a mess of things or somethin?"

Even at her 6 feet she was trotting to keep up with him
So in the simplest of ways, as he could be driven by revenge, he could also have good sides.

"Your job would be to just keep people talking, consuming, making suggestions... dress nice, drink some, get paid. Ain't glamorous, but works like a charm where i'm from and here as well."
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Not really family then is it, just water thin blood lines. Heh. Pretty sure I was nothin but a disappointment to mine or money strings. Siiiiiiigh the dramatic life of a spoiled rich girl."

Dramatically placing the back of her hand on her head she paused then dropped it with a grin.

'Least I
"Because i decided they would not go unpunished for what they did, when someone takes something from you, it's your choice to get it back and pay them back precisely what they gave... or walk away, i chose to destroy them~"

Both choices were simply that, personal choices.

"They were my family."
"....I'm going to be an ass here again when I ask this but why? Why plot revenge on people when you could have just left and lived a life better than what they gave you."

"I mean I was murdered too ya know betrayal most foul and all that but..I don't think I could bring myself to give the energy
October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"....I'm going to be an ass here again when I ask this but why? Why plot revenge on people when you could have just left and lived a life better than what they gave you."

"I mean I was murdered too ya know betrayal most foul and all that but..I don't think I could bring myself to give the energy
"When i was alive... i spent 17 years plotting my revenge towards the people who made my life nothing short of a personal hell, and that in itself was what led me to die, beaten like a dog on the street."

The nonchalance in which he explained what had been his way alive was gut wrenching.
"Well I can't say I fully understand. Ok barely understand but its not my place to understand is it? I mean I got a hard time believing its been only 6 years but I am also not the overly ambitious type. Were you one of those always planned types when alive? Think my dad would have like you."
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
A sigh at getting her hair out she let out a groan at the singed ends which was quickly forgotten as Jed somehow went from flaming to down right burning. A jump back she stared wide eyed at the burning sinner who was now squealing and rolling on the floor

"JED. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOUR SHOWERED"
*Alastor watched gleefully as the pig demon yelled in terror at the pain, he quickly drank his shot and walked over to the pig demon, looking down*

Awww.. Isn't this something? Return to sender!
directly into the others face as she flicked the lighter open the liquid turning to fire, setting the pig ablaze with a whoosh.

Jumping back she let out a squeak as she slapped at the flames on the ends of her hair finally free.
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Well I can't say I fully understand. Ok barely understand but its not my place to understand is it? I mean I got a hard time believing its been only 6 years but I am also not the overly ambitious type. Were you one of those always planned types when alive? Think my dad would have like you."
He designed delusions and deceptions, but didn't live in one.
October 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
"Well weapons I ain't got! And boss man I really don't want to know what coming back even remotely feels like. Sounds like a not great experience. But hey! I do appreciate the not endless torture. That was real nice of you. You keep sticking it to heaven and I will be really grateful for it!"
-the best when they are not. Then again, that usually only happens if you face an angelic weapon. Sinners tend to... come back without an angelic weapon being used. Unless you're like me of course and are the weapon~"

He chuckles a bit.

"Really, running is not a bad choice in many situations."
October 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"never said you were a moron."

Relaxing a fraction at the lack of confrontation over her words, she crossed her claws.

"Just asking questions out loud again and I don't believe for a second that I am the only person who questioned the why of all that."

A claw circling in front of him to show
"Which means... that me being a nonsensical moron is only a layer, hiding one aspect, while another 13 hide more and more and more, i owe my success to my secrets, my beloved knows them all... and they have caused her quite a headache due to the massive gordian knot i've built of it~"
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There was more than a bit of emotions that skittered across Vex's face as he began to laugh and talk. Irritation. Anger. A profound sadness that made her look like a kicked puppy all quickly settling on a lopsided grin.

"Me? Deceivers? Naaah."

A lie in its own right she grinned up at him
The question was plastered thru fits of laughter.

"Real deceptions, the really good ones, are so deliriously close to reality that no one contemplates them, and even if some know who would believe them?"

"Or worse, who would care?... contrarian versions help precisely to keep them guessing~"
October 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"I mean..I aint the business type much to my dads dismay but there's always a paper trail from what I've learned just not one you might be aware of. What I don't get though is if you don't want people knowing your the CEO..or in this case owner because that trumps CEO, why are you walking
"I built my business very well... knowing who i am is very hard, and all is handled thru proxies, none is going to ever know i'm the CEO..."

Blue took care of his matters exceptionally well.

"As for my wife... i pity the moron who tries to kidnap her, hope they enjoy having their innards ripped."
arm guard for your wife and ..well was gonna say kid but you never said if you had any...Pet...cat?"
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A wink thrown up at him her voice was bright.

"Thanks` You're a doll!"

Moving with a wince she slowly pulled out a glass from under the bar, followed by another. Hand shaking slightly she poured the liquor from the bottle in her hand pushing it first to Aalastor.

"A drink for you."
*Alastor slowly tapped his cane on the ground and closed his eyes, he was trying to keep his cool, all he wanted to do was slam this sinner against the wall and rip him to shreds, but he held back. He pulled out a lighter and slowly handed it to her, glaring at the pig demon*
on the bar propping her chin up glaring at the sinner.

"What do you want Jed. Hey mister you got a lighter. I could use a smoke."

The first question to the pig, the yellow and pink eyes shifted to look at Alastor.
October 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"And that doesn't paint a target on your back? I feel like that would cause a lot of headaches for like blackmail and kidnapping attempts. Although..."

Trailing off she looked him up and down once but not rudely

"Me thinks its not you whom would be the kidnapee. You must have one hell of an
"Money wise?... let's say i run a very, very proffitable operation across the seven rings, is how i can afford this many employees, build structure and still come out as one of if not the richest sinner in all of hell."

The insect had his methods... and a head for business.
"Bud..that's more workers than most over lords have contracted at any given time..I think. You can't tell me any of the Vee's have that many. You get that many pissed off people under you and that's how a mutiny starts...How ain't you broke?"
October 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"Bud..that's more workers than most over lords have contracted at any given time..I think. You can't tell me any of the Vee's have that many. You get that many pissed off people under you and that's how a mutiny starts...How ain't you broke?"
"I have many under my care... i cannot afford to let threats to them go around uncontested. Seven rings, roughly fifteen thousand sinners directly under my care..."

The number wasn't small.

"That said, i am sorry... you still interested?"
"Meh. It's a place that will keep you busy so I get it. Bigger things than me as I've said. Although you sound like you go looking for bigger things....No pun or innuendo intended...."
October 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oddly enough he wasn't the only one who wanted him dead. Color everyone surprised or not.

"What's ever I want eh...Nnnn how about a gin and.."

Lurching over the bar he nabbed a hold of Vex's antennas, yanking her up with a shriek.

"GOTCHA"

Much shrieking and rather impressive swearing to be had
We have anything for your black retched heart my dear friend, pick your poison...

*Alastor didn't really move or fret, putting on a whole facade for this guy when in reality, he REALLY wanted him dead*
simply grunted.
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...then...why do we have a police force?...Don't tell me those are just some jackasses playing pretend??"

Last part pretty much groaned she was starting to believe several different things.
"I'm a big believer in free will. So... I benevolently let sinners mostly do whatever.

And welcome to the city. It wasn't always this big but it grew to this."

He shrugs.

"... It's not like the city is a threat to me."
"From what I remember of Sunday school which was very very veeeeeeeeeeeery little because I slept through most of it. I was just there for the juice and cookies..and well cuz I had to.. what they wanted tracks more than here. Why did you let it become this way though? The original
October 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Meh. It's a place that will keep you busy so I get it. Bigger things than me as I've said. Although you sound like you go looking for bigger things....No pun or innuendo intended...."
"Sorry i didn't swing by when agreed upon. My bad."
October 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"From what I remember of Sunday school which was very very veeeeeeeeeeeery little because I slept through most of it. I was just there for the juice and cookies..and well cuz I had to.. what they wanted tracks more than here. Why did you let it become this way though? The original
"... Pride wasn't always a city, but the first sinners built it, little by little until it became what you see today."

He shrugs.

"Truthfully, it's more than what Heaven wanted me to give you. They wanted me to torture you all twenty four seven."
Claws tapping she chewed on how to phrase it.

"Eh screw it. Why is pride a city? Did you make it that way or did it grow up like this over the millenniums?"

What ever her original question was this wasn't it as her demeanor shifted as she went from a moment of serious to...not.
October 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Much. I am just barely riding that edge and yer fuckin with my head...that and you know I ain't a gang member or boss or whatever so don't be rude."

Claw pointing at him with a smug grin it was apparent she was screwing with him on the rude part.

"Although I got to ask two questions. One.
"Fine..."

He needed only stand still for the horns to be the initial point, recoiling the armor into the helmet, opening upwards and sliding into the cuirass a la iron man.

"Better?"
"The king? You think he would ...you know what never mind. I get the feeling he really doesn't care about what happens to us. Probably see's it as more of pest control than anything... Look if we're going to keep talking can you take off the helmet?"
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Letting the items fall with a heavy thud to the hotel floor, the portly sinner stopped short letting out a grunt as the other appeared behind the bar. Vex had withheld the eep from the surprise legs that popped by her side although barely.

Back pressed against the bar, one black claw clutched
I wouldn’t mind at all…

•Alastor then suddenly appeared behind the bar, setting his cane down•

What can I get for you..
Recessed eyes swiveled from the radio demon around the room, eventually landing on the bar, grin growing .

"Well if she ain't here then yous wouldn't mind if I gets me a drink now would you"

Lumbering towards the bar, he set the keg and costume down, shouldering the radio demon in passing.
October 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"The king? You think he would ...you know what never mind. I get the feeling he really doesn't care about what happens to us. Probably see's it as more of pest control than anything... Look if we're going to keep talking can you take off the helmet?"
"Provided you're not close of them, you should be more than fine.

His description is simple, he resembles Lucifer, but with jet black hair..."

The angel of death was akin to the king, but black hair.
"...Wha?"

Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.

"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
October 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
"...Wha?"

Not understanding the joke she looked at him funny.

"Well if its people of importance then I have no worry now do I?"
"Because... ELECTRIC BOOGALOO~!"

...SNORT.

"Ok ok, jokes aside, Azrael is somewhat of a devil sent only to kill people of actual importance, but he also doesn't leave witnesses, if he's around... hide, he leave no survivors."
"Well that's bullshit! Im already dead. He did his bit, isn't there like..billions of living people still why he coming in for round two?"
October 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
"Well that's bullshit! Im already dead. He did his bit, isn't there like..billions of living people still why he coming in for round two?"
"Well, i think you having no filter is preffered... i preffer the direct and unadultered truth."

A compliment, sincere.

"The Angel of Death is basically put death, it comes for all those who die, except us demons, we're erased... if he is around hide or run, and don't look back..."
"I do not hold what comes out of my mouth when I'm coming off a night. I've never had a filter and its less when I've been out. My grandmother wishes I had one though among other things..."

"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"
October 14, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"I do not hold what comes out of my mouth when I'm coming off a night. I've never had a filter and its less when I've been out. My grandmother wishes I had one though among other things..."

"Angel of death? What's he got to do with anything"
"They went entirely over my head, don't worry."

He didn't catch any innuendos...

"As for value and Azrael, you underestimate the value of being blunt and direct. It's a rare treasure in hell, you know you won't get half lies, or won't be coddled... is a treasure. And Azrael is the angel of death."
mud...gravel...worms....Azrael..whos that?"
October 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM