Goruto
@goruto.uk
Am a Norwegian streamer that can be found at the links at https://goruto.uk/
It was good to get home to sleep in my own bed. Also according to flyforsinkelser.no (flight delays dot no) I have a right to a full $700 payback for the delay of getting to Oslo at 17:25 instead of 11:00 as planned. Så now wi weit. :^)
January 23, 2026 at 8:35 AM
It was good to get home to sleep in my own bed. Also according to flyforsinkelser.no (flight delays dot no) I have a right to a full $700 payback for the delay of getting to Oslo at 17:25 instead of 11:00 as planned. Så now wi weit. :^)
New travel update: We landed in Germany 10 minutes before my plane left, and I missed it due to a security controll. So I am now 90 minutes into a 6+ hour wait for my rescheduled flight.
I dislike for travels goes hard right now...
I dislike for travels goes hard right now...
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 AM
New travel update: We landed in Germany 10 minutes before my plane left, and I missed it due to a security controll. So I am now 90 minutes into a 6+ hour wait for my rescheduled flight.
I dislike for travels goes hard right now...
I dislike for travels goes hard right now...
Holy shit, people are actually boarding the plane!
Welp, time to say bye bye to Thailand 🫡
Welp, time to say bye bye to Thailand 🫡
Lufthansa Chat Bot showed me the updated departure is now 01:45. Wonder when they gonna announce that at the airport... 🤔
New departure time is 01:20, and we got them liquids! You bet your ass I claimed it!
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Holy shit, people are actually boarding the plane!
Welp, time to say bye bye to Thailand 🫡
Welp, time to say bye bye to Thailand 🫡
Lufthansa Chat Bot showed me the updated departure is now 01:45. Wonder when they gonna announce that at the airport... 🤔
New departure time is 01:20, and we got them liquids! You bet your ass I claimed it!
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Lufthansa Chat Bot showed me the updated departure is now 01:45. Wonder when they gonna announce that at the airport... 🤔
New departure time is 01:20, and we got them liquids! You bet your ass I claimed it!
January 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
New departure time is 01:20, and we got them liquids! You bet your ass I claimed it!
Holy shit, a fast update! New departure is 01:15... aka 105 minutes delayed.
Another 15 minutes and it is free food and refreshments, no?
Another 15 minutes and it is free food and refreshments, no?
New departure time dropped. We are now 90 minutes delayed!
Man, fuck these "update every 30 minutes" shenanigans. Can I sleep or fucking not?!
Man, fuck these "update every 30 minutes" shenanigans. Can I sleep or fucking not?!
I love how my trip with #SwissAirlines to Bangkok went flawlessly... but now going home with #Lufthansa it is immediatly 1 hour and going in delays.
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
January 21, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Holy shit, a fast update! New departure is 01:15... aka 105 minutes delayed.
Another 15 minutes and it is free food and refreshments, no?
Another 15 minutes and it is free food and refreshments, no?
New departure time dropped. We are now 90 minutes delayed!
Man, fuck these "update every 30 minutes" shenanigans. Can I sleep or fucking not?!
Man, fuck these "update every 30 minutes" shenanigans. Can I sleep or fucking not?!
I love how my trip with #SwissAirlines to Bangkok went flawlessly... but now going home with #Lufthansa it is immediatly 1 hour and going in delays.
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
New departure time dropped. We are now 90 minutes delayed!
Man, fuck these "update every 30 minutes" shenanigans. Can I sleep or fucking not?!
Man, fuck these "update every 30 minutes" shenanigans. Can I sleep or fucking not?!
I love how my trip with #SwissAirlines to Bangkok went flawlessly... but now going home with #Lufthansa it is immediatly 1 hour and going in delays.
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
January 21, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I love how my trip with #SwissAirlines to Bangkok went flawlessly... but now going home with #Lufthansa it is immediatly 1 hour and going in delays.
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
I can see why people say what they say 🥴
So I ordered some movies earlier. I wonder how far they get by the time I leave Thailand in a few days... 🥴
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 PM
So I ordered some movies earlier. I wonder how far they get by the time I leave Thailand in a few days... 🥴
Entering Crazy Town with Sairozz for the first time.
I didn't even know there were Trials in Outlast...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
I didn't even know there were Trials in Outlast...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
I am a norwegian streaming in english. Some mistakes will be made, and fun shall be had! Here we are pretty chill except after I die a lot and annoyance level goes up. But do stay, have fun, enjoy the...
www.twitch.tv
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Entering Crazy Town with Sairozz for the first time.
I didn't even know there were Trials in Outlast...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
I didn't even know there were Trials in Outlast...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Me to family chat day before family dinner: Yo, when was the dinner again?
Mom: You set the time, how could you forget? It's at 16.
Me: My memory is failing in my advanced age. Can't wait to meet and get to know you people.
Mom: Mood.
Sometimes I like how weird we are. 😌
Mom: You set the time, how could you forget? It's at 16.
Me: My memory is failing in my advanced age. Can't wait to meet and get to know you people.
Mom: Mood.
Sometimes I like how weird we are. 😌
January 3, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Me to family chat day before family dinner: Yo, when was the dinner again?
Mom: You set the time, how could you forget? It's at 16.
Me: My memory is failing in my advanced age. Can't wait to meet and get to know you people.
Mom: Mood.
Sometimes I like how weird we are. 😌
Mom: You set the time, how could you forget? It's at 16.
Me: My memory is failing in my advanced age. Can't wait to meet and get to know you people.
Mom: Mood.
Sometimes I like how weird we are. 😌
This just in: Local Dummy @yamizer0.bsky.social has checked and confirmed I am indeed a professional stinker!
December 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This just in: Local Dummy @yamizer0.bsky.social has checked and confirmed I am indeed a professional stinker!
Me, when a employee harasses me for not letting him break internal rules and regulations and informing him that I would be forced to write a "Rule Break" report if he did: 🙂
Me when I write the "Rude Behavior" report on him for his harassing me: ☺️
Me when I write the "Rude Behavior" report on him for his harassing me: ☺️
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Me, when a employee harasses me for not letting him break internal rules and regulations and informing him that I would be forced to write a "Rule Break" report if he did: 🙂
Me when I write the "Rude Behavior" report on him for his harassing me: ☺️
Me when I write the "Rude Behavior" report on him for his harassing me: ☺️
Starting up a late night stream in Pokemon X where I aim to beat the Pokemon League and start up some of the more... "interesting" tasks that needs doing!
Hint: Fucking birds...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Hint: Fucking birds...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
I am a norwegian streaming in english. Some mistakes will be made, and fun shall be had! Here we are pretty chill except after I die a lot and annoyance level goes up. But do stay, have fun, enjoy the...
www.twitch.tv
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Starting up a late night stream in Pokemon X where I aim to beat the Pokemon League and start up some of the more... "interesting" tasks that needs doing!
Hint: Fucking birds...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Hint: Fucking birds...
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Some celebrate Christmas today, I did so yesterday! 🎅
So live I go to progress my PokeDex🥳
Gen 6 is making progress over at www.twitch.tv/goruto
So live I go to progress my PokeDex🥳
Gen 6 is making progress over at www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
I am a norwegian streaming in english. Some mistakes will be made, and fun shall be had! Here we are pretty chill except after I die a lot and annoyance level goes up. But do stay, have fun, enjoy the...
www.twitch.tv
December 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Some celebrate Christmas today, I did so yesterday! 🎅
So live I go to progress my PokeDex🥳
Gen 6 is making progress over at www.twitch.tv/goruto
So live I go to progress my PokeDex🥳
Gen 6 is making progress over at www.twitch.tv/goruto
Totes a fitting 1st Christmas Day breakfast 🤣🫡
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Totes a fitting 1st Christmas Day breakfast 🤣🫡
Time to jump back into Kalos to work on the Gen 6 LivingDex!
It's a pre-Christmas hang! :D
www.twitch.tv/goruto
It's a pre-Christmas hang! :D
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
I am a norwegian streaming in english. Some mistakes will be made, and fun shall be had! Here we are pretty chill except after I die a lot and annoyance level goes up. But do stay, have fun, enjoy the...
www.twitch.tv
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Time to jump back into Kalos to work on the Gen 6 LivingDex!
It's a pre-Christmas hang! :D
www.twitch.tv/goruto
It's a pre-Christmas hang! :D
www.twitch.tv/goruto
So I heard Psyren is getting an anime adaptation.
I have no idea how many times I've asked myself why it didn't 🤣
I have no idea how many times I've asked myself why it didn't 🤣
a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .
ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .
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December 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
So I heard Psyren is getting an anime adaptation.
I have no idea how many times I've asked myself why it didn't 🤣
I have no idea how many times I've asked myself why it didn't 🤣
Sometimes I remember stupid moments... today's selection was the time I played Kingdom Hearts around 2004 and hated it.
"You run around with Donald and Goofy? And your weapon is a key!? What the fuck!"
I am glad people can't check my KH play hours now... It would look unhealthy😂
"You run around with Donald and Goofy? And your weapon is a key!? What the fuck!"
I am glad people can't check my KH play hours now... It would look unhealthy😂
December 14, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Sometimes I remember stupid moments... today's selection was the time I played Kingdom Hearts around 2004 and hated it.
"You run around with Donald and Goofy? And your weapon is a key!? What the fuck!"
I am glad people can't check my KH play hours now... It would look unhealthy😂
"You run around with Donald and Goofy? And your weapon is a key!? What the fuck!"
I am glad people can't check my KH play hours now... It would look unhealthy😂
I wonder if anyone is able to guess the theme that these names all have in common...
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wonder if anyone is able to guess the theme that these names all have in common...
It is time to finish the DLC story lines in Pokemon Legends Z-A!
What will be the trigger that's been messing us up?
www.twitch.tv/goruto
What will be the trigger that's been messing us up?
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
Today I will finish the Legends Z-A DLC! *NO SPOILERS* | !socials | !monthly | !sounds | !livingdex
www.twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It is time to finish the DLC story lines in Pokemon Legends Z-A!
What will be the trigger that's been messing us up?
www.twitch.tv/goruto
What will be the trigger that's been messing us up?
www.twitch.tv/goruto
I have just gotten word that my new niece has been born.🥹
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I have just gotten word that my new niece has been born.🥹
Having seen no announcements I'm going into the Legends Z-A DLC knowing basically nothing.
Big excite!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Big excite!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
I am a norwegian streaming in english. Some mistakes will be made, and fun shall be had! Here we are pretty chill except after I die a lot and annoyance level goes up. But do stay, have fun, enjoy the...
www.twitch.tv
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Having seen no announcements I'm going into the Legends Z-A DLC knowing basically nothing.
Big excite!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Big excite!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
First up, final Shadow Pokemon Only for the final battles on Pokemon Colosseum.
Later, Gen 6 Pokedex plot and pokedex filling!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Later, Gen 6 Pokedex plot and pokedex filling!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Goruto - Twitch
I am a norwegian streaming in english. Some mistakes will be made, and fun shall be had! Here we are pretty chill except after I die a lot and annoyance level goes up. But do stay, have fun, enjoy the...
www.twitch.tv
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
First up, final Shadow Pokemon Only for the final battles on Pokemon Colosseum.
Later, Gen 6 Pokedex plot and pokedex filling!
www.twitch.tv/goruto
Later, Gen 6 Pokedex plot and pokedex filling!
www.twitch.tv/goruto