Gordon Lamb
@gordonlamb.bsky.social
Senior Writer & Columnist @FlagpoleMusic & @FlagpoleMag , Seen in @Vice , @NYLONguysmag, @totalbozo , @BitterSouth . absentee landlord @24 Hour Party Pooper
Never seen it spelled this way
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Never seen it spelled this way
This was peak Egg Nog
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This was peak Egg Nog
These pants were advertised to me via text message and I feel like I'm being trolled.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
These pants were advertised to me via text message and I feel like I'm being trolled.
These terms are acceptable.
January 1, 2026 at 9:35 PM
These terms are acceptable.
Dear Entertainment Industry, stop trying to make Robyn happen in the States. It's never going to happen. I feel like I've mentioned this before.
January 1, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Dear Entertainment Industry, stop trying to make Robyn happen in the States. It's never going to happen. I feel like I've mentioned this before.
Algorithm on point
December 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Algorithm on point
No one wants to work anymore.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
No one wants to work anymore.
When the band decides to change its name but still has a closet full of records with the old name.
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
When the band decides to change its name but still has a closet full of records with the old name.
I've bought more records based on Peter Buck interviews than any other single factor.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I've bought more records based on Peter Buck interviews than any other single factor.
hey wait a minute
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
hey wait a minute
I've never really been a fan of Heart but damn does that Ann Wilson have a great Rock-n-Roll voice.
December 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I've never really been a fan of Heart but damn does that Ann Wilson have a great Rock-n-Roll voice.
No wonder I'm so tired.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No wonder I'm so tired.
Some guys have all the luck.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Some guys have all the luck.
Really not a fan of buying albums more than once but sometimes the deal is so good I just must. Mannheim Steamroller included because I'm just that square.
November 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Really not a fan of buying albums more than once but sometimes the deal is so good I just must. Mannheim Steamroller included because I'm just that square.
In case you were wondering, this is what the 1980s sounded like. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
In case you were wondering, this is what the 1980s sounded like. Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
The part where the song goes "fle-fle-fle-fle-flex!". That's the best part.
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The part where the song goes "fle-fle-fle-fle-flex!". That's the best part.
A Goth band named MJ Slenderman.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A Goth band named MJ Slenderman.
Hands down the most relatable album title of the past several years.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hands down the most relatable album title of the past several years.