"Be careful... Don't be stupid", they said.
"Always use contraception, you don't want to ruin your life"!
Flash forward to 2025.
Now aged 60, alone and childless.
Yeah, THAT worked out well, didn't it?
Merry fucking Xmas, everyone!
"Always use contraception, you don't want to ruin your life"!
Flash forward to 2025.
Now aged 60, alone and childless.
Yeah, THAT worked out well, didn't it?
Merry fucking Xmas, everyone!
a man dressed up as santa claus is sitting on a couch
ALT: a man dressed up as santa claus is sitting on a couch
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December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Be careful... Don't be stupid", they said.
"Always use contraception, you don't want to ruin your life"!
Flash forward to 2025.
Now aged 60, alone and childless.
Yeah, THAT worked out well, didn't it?
Merry fucking Xmas, everyone!
"Always use contraception, you don't want to ruin your life"!
Flash forward to 2025.
Now aged 60, alone and childless.
Yeah, THAT worked out well, didn't it?
Merry fucking Xmas, everyone!
This is a weird time for me:
Jews are committing war crimes on, (and the genocide of) another race because they regard them as "animals" or "less than human", just like the Nazis did with The Holocaust.
I now consider Jews as deserving of extermination because of these actions!
Jews are committing war crimes on, (and the genocide of) another race because they regard them as "animals" or "less than human", just like the Nazis did with The Holocaust.
I now consider Jews as deserving of extermination because of these actions!
a woman in a pink dress is making a face with the words make it make sense above her
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November 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is a weird time for me:
Jews are committing war crimes on, (and the genocide of) another race because they regard them as "animals" or "less than human", just like the Nazis did with The Holocaust.
I now consider Jews as deserving of extermination because of these actions!
Jews are committing war crimes on, (and the genocide of) another race because they regard them as "animals" or "less than human", just like the Nazis did with The Holocaust.
I now consider Jews as deserving of extermination because of these actions!
OVERHEARD ON A BUS THIS MORNING:
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .
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November 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
OVERHEARD ON A BUS THIS MORNING:
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
OVERHEARD ON A BUS THIS MORNING:
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
a close up of a black dog 's face looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a black dog 's face looking at the camera
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November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
OVERHEARD ON A BUS THIS MORNING:
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
Her: "You're a pathetic wee alkie!"
Him: "You're a massive, belligerent cunt!"
Her: "You're only 5'5"!"
Him: "You're ower 24 stone!"
Her: "...Touché!"
They were seated behind me.
They sat in total silence for the rest of my trip.
I got off the bus before them.
Zeus visits Tartarus: "I'll free you from your eternal punishments if you can teach one single MAGA follower critical thinking."
Sisyphus: "Nah, I'll stick with the boulder, thanks."
Tantalus: "Y'know... the water's fine where it is."
The Danaids: "LMFAO! At least our task is possible!"
Sisyphus: "Nah, I'll stick with the boulder, thanks."
Tantalus: "Y'know... the water's fine where it is."
The Danaids: "LMFAO! At least our task is possible!"
a man with long blue hair and a beard looks very angry
ALT: a man with long blue hair and a beard looks very angry
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October 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Zeus visits Tartarus: "I'll free you from your eternal punishments if you can teach one single MAGA follower critical thinking."
Sisyphus: "Nah, I'll stick with the boulder, thanks."
Tantalus: "Y'know... the water's fine where it is."
The Danaids: "LMFAO! At least our task is possible!"
Sisyphus: "Nah, I'll stick with the boulder, thanks."
Tantalus: "Y'know... the water's fine where it is."
The Danaids: "LMFAO! At least our task is possible!"
THIS is what domestic terrorism looks like!!
twitter.com/DavidPintoD/...
twitter.com/DavidPintoD/...
David Pinto-Duschinsky MP on X: "If you’re thinking about demonstrating tomorrow, my message to you is very simple. Don’t." / X
If you’re thinking about demonstrating tomorrow, my message to you is very simple. Don’t.
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October 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
THIS is what domestic terrorism looks like!!
twitter.com/DavidPintoD/...
twitter.com/DavidPintoD/...
There's a lot of talk about Mike Johnson (Speaker of the United States House of Representatives), being secretly gay.
I don't think that's the whole story.
I just think he was very badly reared, by his dad!
Regularly!!
I don't think that's the whole story.
I just think he was very badly reared, by his dad!
Regularly!!
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and looking down .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair and looking down .
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October 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
There's a lot of talk about Mike Johnson (Speaker of the United States House of Representatives), being secretly gay.
I don't think that's the whole story.
I just think he was very badly reared, by his dad!
Regularly!!
I don't think that's the whole story.
I just think he was very badly reared, by his dad!
Regularly!!
I don't want to hear another fucking word about "The Holocaust", from ANYONE!
Jews of ALL denominations have abjectly failed to make their voices heard!
Zionists screamed, "VICTIM".
The media lied FOR Israel.
NONE of those who were tasked to protect the unprotected, have done so!
FUCK ISRAEL!
Jews of ALL denominations have abjectly failed to make their voices heard!
Zionists screamed, "VICTIM".
The media lied FOR Israel.
NONE of those who were tasked to protect the unprotected, have done so!
FUCK ISRAEL!
a man in a suit says where have you been netflix
ALT: a man in a suit says where have you been netflix
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don't want to hear another fucking word about "The Holocaust", from ANYONE!
Jews of ALL denominations have abjectly failed to make their voices heard!
Zionists screamed, "VICTIM".
The media lied FOR Israel.
NONE of those who were tasked to protect the unprotected, have done so!
FUCK ISRAEL!
Jews of ALL denominations have abjectly failed to make their voices heard!
Zionists screamed, "VICTIM".
The media lied FOR Israel.
NONE of those who were tasked to protect the unprotected, have done so!
FUCK ISRAEL!
Some people say I talk too much!!
To them I say, I don't think I'm too verbose or chatty, I think of myself more as a "raconteur"!
What's a "raconteur", you ask?
Well, before I give you the definition, let me ask you, have you ever heard of Peter Ustinov or David Niven?
No?
Allow me to elucidate...
To them I say, I don't think I'm too verbose or chatty, I think of myself more as a "raconteur"!
What's a "raconteur", you ask?
Well, before I give you the definition, let me ask you, have you ever heard of Peter Ustinov or David Niven?
No?
Allow me to elucidate...
a bear and a deer are standing in the woods with the words find a seat this could take a while
ALT: a bear and a deer are standing in the woods with the words find a seat this could take a while
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October 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Some people say I talk too much!!
To them I say, I don't think I'm too verbose or chatty, I think of myself more as a "raconteur"!
What's a "raconteur", you ask?
Well, before I give you the definition, let me ask you, have you ever heard of Peter Ustinov or David Niven?
No?
Allow me to elucidate...
To them I say, I don't think I'm too verbose or chatty, I think of myself more as a "raconteur"!
What's a "raconteur", you ask?
Well, before I give you the definition, let me ask you, have you ever heard of Peter Ustinov or David Niven?
No?
Allow me to elucidate...
Signed!
Given what kind of person Starmer is and what he has done with the Terror Law. Imagine what he would do with the digital ID malarkey. Not to mention the gits from Labour Together and the twats at the Tony Blair institute
#NoDigitalID
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
#NoDigitalID
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
petition.parliament.uk
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Signed!
I think Google voice search has an ear for a Scottish accent.
"Why were Neanderthals so called?
Neanderthals were not inherently "cold," but their physical characteristics, such as short limbs and broad trunks, were considered adaptations to cold environments...
I said "called", not "cauld"! Eejit!
"Why were Neanderthals so called?
Neanderthals were not inherently "cold," but their physical characteristics, such as short limbs and broad trunks, were considered adaptations to cold environments...
I said "called", not "cauld"! Eejit!
a man with long hair singing into a microphone with the words are ye deef as well as daft
ALT: a man with long hair singing into a microphone with the words are ye deef as well as daft
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September 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think Google voice search has an ear for a Scottish accent.
"Why were Neanderthals so called?
Neanderthals were not inherently "cold," but their physical characteristics, such as short limbs and broad trunks, were considered adaptations to cold environments...
I said "called", not "cauld"! Eejit!
"Why were Neanderthals so called?
Neanderthals were not inherently "cold," but their physical characteristics, such as short limbs and broad trunks, were considered adaptations to cold environments...
I said "called", not "cauld"! Eejit!
From childhood, I was taught that if I said something truly awful, I'd get it in the neck, someday!
What a shame Charlie Kirk wasn't raised by my folks!
He might still be alive today! 🤔
I blame the parents!
What a shame Charlie Kirk wasn't raised by my folks!
He might still be alive today! 🤔
I blame the parents!
a man wearing a blue jacket and white shirt is smiling .
ALT: a man wearing a blue jacket and white shirt is smiling .
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September 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
From childhood, I was taught that if I said something truly awful, I'd get it in the neck, someday!
What a shame Charlie Kirk wasn't raised by my folks!
He might still be alive today! 🤔
I blame the parents!
What a shame Charlie Kirk wasn't raised by my folks!
He might still be alive today! 🤔
I blame the parents!
Can someone tell me exactly what the world lost when Charlie Kirk departed?
I mean:
His wife unshackled from a misogynist.
His kids may not be raised by a hate filled monster.
His hate speeches terminated.
His ability to spread his hateful rhetoric ended.
Tell me, where tf is the the downside?
I mean:
His wife unshackled from a misogynist.
His kids may not be raised by a hate filled monster.
His hate speeches terminated.
His ability to spread his hateful rhetoric ended.
Tell me, where tf is the the downside?
a close up of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face
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September 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Can someone tell me exactly what the world lost when Charlie Kirk departed?
I mean:
His wife unshackled from a misogynist.
His kids may not be raised by a hate filled monster.
His hate speeches terminated.
His ability to spread his hateful rhetoric ended.
Tell me, where tf is the the downside?
I mean:
His wife unshackled from a misogynist.
His kids may not be raised by a hate filled monster.
His hate speeches terminated.
His ability to spread his hateful rhetoric ended.
Tell me, where tf is the the downside?
I confess, I had pause when deciding whether or not to follow you back, because the images you post are so distressing to me.
Of course, the decision took me only a nanosecond, but the pause was undeniable.
For that reason, I am shamed and humbly apologise!
Of course, the decision took me only a nanosecond, but the pause was undeniable.
For that reason, I am shamed and humbly apologise!
September 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I confess, I had pause when deciding whether or not to follow you back, because the images you post are so distressing to me.
Of course, the decision took me only a nanosecond, but the pause was undeniable.
For that reason, I am shamed and humbly apologise!
Of course, the decision took me only a nanosecond, but the pause was undeniable.
For that reason, I am shamed and humbly apologise!
🎵Sex, Sex, Sexagenarian
Got my free bus pass
I won't have to walk again,
Just started raining
They've cancelled the bus again.
Guess I'll be staying at home.🎵
True story!
Got my free bus pass
I won't have to walk again,
Just started raining
They've cancelled the bus again.
Guess I'll be staying at home.🎵
True story!
an older man is sitting on a bench in a park .
ALT: an older man is sitting on a bench in a park .
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September 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
🎵Sex, Sex, Sexagenarian
Got my free bus pass
I won't have to walk again,
Just started raining
They've cancelled the bus again.
Guess I'll be staying at home.🎵
True story!
Got my free bus pass
I won't have to walk again,
Just started raining
They've cancelled the bus again.
Guess I'll be staying at home.🎵
True story!
I have a dream...
September 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I have a dream...
I turned 60 a few days ago and that means I'm (in Scotland) eligible for my 60+ Free bus pass (NEC)!
I finally got round to making my application on Monday, so I should receive it in 10-15 days!
Yay, I'm finally going to have definitive proof that I'm an old bugger!
Oh, wait!! 😢
I finally got round to making my application on Monday, so I should receive it in 10-15 days!
Yay, I'm finally going to have definitive proof that I'm an old bugger!
Oh, wait!! 😢
a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
ALT: a man with a beard and glasses is holding his chest and saying `` i 'm in my prime ! ''
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August 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I turned 60 a few days ago and that means I'm (in Scotland) eligible for my 60+ Free bus pass (NEC)!
I finally got round to making my application on Monday, so I should receive it in 10-15 days!
Yay, I'm finally going to have definitive proof that I'm an old bugger!
Oh, wait!! 😢
I finally got round to making my application on Monday, so I should receive it in 10-15 days!
Yay, I'm finally going to have definitive proof that I'm an old bugger!
Oh, wait!! 😢
Another year, another Bastille Day missed!
All things considered, I'd rather be in Avignon!
All things considered, I'd rather be in Avignon!
No Kid GIF
ALT: No Kid GIF
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July 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Another year, another Bastille Day missed!
All things considered, I'd rather be in Avignon!
All things considered, I'd rather be in Avignon!
My mother's 89 years old.
She has two carers who visit on an alternating basis.
They're not Scottish, both are black women (one from Zimbabwe, the other, I really couldn't say).
They wake her, shower/wash/dress & feed her, visit 4 times per day to, empty her commode etc.
My sister and I do the rest!
She has two carers who visit on an alternating basis.
They're not Scottish, both are black women (one from Zimbabwe, the other, I really couldn't say).
They wake her, shower/wash/dress & feed her, visit 4 times per day to, empty her commode etc.
My sister and I do the rest!
July 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My mother's 89 years old.
She has two carers who visit on an alternating basis.
They're not Scottish, both are black women (one from Zimbabwe, the other, I really couldn't say).
They wake her, shower/wash/dress & feed her, visit 4 times per day to, empty her commode etc.
My sister and I do the rest!
She has two carers who visit on an alternating basis.
They're not Scottish, both are black women (one from Zimbabwe, the other, I really couldn't say).
They wake her, shower/wash/dress & feed her, visit 4 times per day to, empty her commode etc.
My sister and I do the rest!
Independence Day (1996)
An alien invader arrives and begins a hostile takeover, clearing the land of all human life to replace the indigenous population with its own, destroying cities, laying waste to vast swathes, scattering the populace, slaughtering survivors.
An alien invader arrives and begins a hostile takeover, clearing the land of all human life to replace the indigenous population with its own, destroying cities, laying waste to vast swathes, scattering the populace, slaughtering survivors.
July 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM