With a similar ban on 'denied the woodwork' after all they simply missed the goal.

Member to use their prepaid return envelope to send it back plus anything else you can stuff into it. 😉

Well as my old Irish Grandmother would have said that for either complaint, that the best cure would be a wee whiskey (Irish spelling 😉), so at this stage you should be on doubles 🥃🥃

You just died.

The sixth picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

So from which end of the gallery. Either way it's my liver which may be the problem 😉🍺

The ceremony is due to start at 1pm

Pick one, not both 😉

But now you have told us will it still be so quiet 🤫

Then you wouldn't have liked the last set up - tables at the bar

and a partridge in a pear tree ?

He is playing in Edinburgh tonight