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I think spontaneous monkey-fication is peak tf... You get so horned up or dumb or just plain reality warped that you -- POOF -- suddenly ook and hang upside down with your gigantic, several-foot-long banana blaster :3
December 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I think spontaneous monkey-fication is peak tf... You get so horned up or dumb or just plain reality warped that you -- POOF -- suddenly ook and hang upside down with your gigantic, several-foot-long banana blaster :3
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Interesting idea last night
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Interesting idea last night
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talent 🔁 swap
hifumi to mondo tf
bc @skylermadness.bsky.social has varied tastes
[ #tftuesday | #tfeveryday ]
hifumi to mondo tf
bc @skylermadness.bsky.social has varied tastes
[ #tftuesday | #tfeveryday ]
January 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
talent 🔁 swap
hifumi to mondo tf
bc @skylermadness.bsky.social has varied tastes
[ #tftuesday | #tfeveryday ]
hifumi to mondo tf
bc @skylermadness.bsky.social has varied tastes
[ #tftuesday | #tfeveryday ]
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I'll never get over how cute I looked in this atomic
January 3, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I'll never get over how cute I looked in this atomic
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Grusak still hasn't learned a lesson about never underestimating goblins. Look what happened
Made using Heroforge
#orc #bara #wedgie #wedgieart
Made using Heroforge
#orc #bara #wedgie #wedgieart
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Grusak still hasn't learned a lesson about never underestimating goblins. Look what happened
Made using Heroforge
#orc #bara #wedgie #wedgieart
Made using Heroforge
#orc #bara #wedgie #wedgieart
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sketching every stupid wedgie idea that pops into my head.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
sketching every stupid wedgie idea that pops into my head.
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Man that’s deep
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Man that’s deep
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social
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Merry Crimus! BSKY exclusive posting of the now 7 month old Scott Pilgrim mini comic. If you like this, consider subbing to the patreon (where you could have read this way earlier) or checking out my itch store! Links in bio! 1/4 #nsfw
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Merry Crimus! BSKY exclusive posting of the now 7 month old Scott Pilgrim mini comic. If you like this, consider subbing to the patreon (where you could have read this way earlier) or checking out my itch store! Links in bio! 1/4 #nsfw
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I have been forced to both write these and post this. Pls go about your day as normal 🫣😵💫
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I have been forced to both write these and post this. Pls go about your day as normal 🫣😵💫
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I've seen pawbert cock, I've seen pawbert feet, I HAVEN'T seen enough pawbert ass. I mean come on, PAWB-ert it's right in the name
December 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I've seen pawbert cock, I've seen pawbert feet, I HAVEN'T seen enough pawbert ass. I mean come on, PAWB-ert it's right in the name
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Is this anything
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is this anything
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Remember nerd, the atomic wedgie stays on during sex!
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Remember nerd, the atomic wedgie stays on during sex!
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Rare posting of me not in tighty whities, enjoy :3
December 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Rare posting of me not in tighty whities, enjoy :3
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December 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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MattyScores is an insufferable youtuber who's bound to be the next big thing in livestreaming...
Definitely... bound to be so popular...
Totally!!!
Definitely... bound to be so popular...
Totally!!!
![A tigerboy saying "Suh, dudes, subscribe to my youtube!", who is then cut off by someone offscreen saying "Everyone HATES you, dude." He responds "Hahaaa, nice one! Good joke, dude!". The bottom right has a clickbait thumbnail that reads "I KISSED A BOY???? NOT RAGEBAIT, AT SCHOOL, COPS CALLED??? [STORYTIME]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6pc26iruerhwj5amjkma75xg/bafkreibuhoaagr6qarlglbgjhleoge7aagonsqje6bar2tnzyhe5mwwxay@jpeg)
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
MattyScores is an insufferable youtuber who's bound to be the next big thing in livestreaming...
Definitely... bound to be so popular...
Totally!!!
Definitely... bound to be so popular...
Totally!!!
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There's something immensely horny to me about media consumption habits being a part of a TF or profile play. Like sorry that you liked touhou, but you're an FPS gamer now. Your favorite bands are different. You have a favorite football team all of a sudden.
And you HAVE to demonstrate it
And you HAVE to demonstrate it
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
There's something immensely horny to me about media consumption habits being a part of a TF or profile play. Like sorry that you liked touhou, but you're an FPS gamer now. Your favorite bands are different. You have a favorite football team all of a sudden.
And you HAVE to demonstrate it
And you HAVE to demonstrate it
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Trying something a little different to show off the Thursday undie pick, but hey, it is still technically TWT right?~
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trying something a little different to show off the Thursday undie pick, but hey, it is still technically TWT right?~
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Here at SornCorp, we value our employees first and foremost. We offer competitive salaries, upward mobility, and...
...a sizable "benefits package". 🍌
...a sizable "benefits package". 🍌
December 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here at SornCorp, we value our employees first and foremost. We offer competitive salaries, upward mobility, and...
...a sizable "benefits package". 🍌
...a sizable "benefits package". 🍌
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Unpopular opinion maybe, but throwing games in bet scenarios is hotter than losing normally 🤷♂️
“Bro let’s play [insert any competitive game] and make a bet that the loser has to [insert humiliating/sexually submissive task]” when I tell you I will actively sabotage myself whether I know it or not. Hell make the bet unfair and trash talk me.
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Unpopular opinion maybe, but throwing games in bet scenarios is hotter than losing normally 🤷♂️
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I'm your bully's bully.
That jock who won't stop pushing you around in the halls? Yeah, I hang him up by his briefs in the locker room every afternoon. I floss him 'till he's cross-eyed and drooling.
That jock who won't stop pushing you around in the halls? Yeah, I hang him up by his briefs in the locker room every afternoon. I floss him 'till he's cross-eyed and drooling.
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm your bully's bully.
That jock who won't stop pushing you around in the halls? Yeah, I hang him up by his briefs in the locker room every afternoon. I floss him 'till he's cross-eyed and drooling.
That jock who won't stop pushing you around in the halls? Yeah, I hang him up by his briefs in the locker room every afternoon. I floss him 'till he's cross-eyed and drooling.
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That preppy dickhead who makes fun of the way you dress? Trust me, he's not as cocky with his fancy designer undies stretched over his head. You should really hear him squeal for mercy!
December 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
That preppy dickhead who makes fun of the way you dress? Trust me, he's not as cocky with his fancy designer undies stretched over his head. You should really hear him squeal for mercy!
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was thinking about that goth boy in cute undies idea.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
was thinking about that goth boy in cute undies idea.
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deer furries be like:
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
deer furries be like:
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Hot military speechfucks that are subtle enough that you can use them all the time
-Spelling only using the phonetic alphabet
-All times are 24 hour
-A good ol' "sir yes sir" >:3
-Spelling only using the phonetic alphabet
-All times are 24 hour
-A good ol' "sir yes sir" >:3
August 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Hot military speechfucks that are subtle enough that you can use them all the time
-Spelling only using the phonetic alphabet
-All times are 24 hour
-A good ol' "sir yes sir" >:3
-Spelling only using the phonetic alphabet
-All times are 24 hour
-A good ol' "sir yes sir" >:3