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@goofyblacksmith.bsky.social
· Aug 8
He keeps turning the lights on and off, fascinated by how the light switch functions.
Benjamin obviously doesn’t know how it does, but that’s not the point. 💧
Benjamin obviously doesn’t know how it does, but that’s not the point. 💧
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
He keeps turning the lights on and off, fascinated by how the light switch functions.
Benjamin obviously doesn’t know how it does, but that’s not the point. 💧
Benjamin obviously doesn’t know how it does, but that’s not the point. 💧
“This horse must be a villain.” 😡
“ villains do not FEEL fear . and we CAUSE the trauma . ” 😤
“Perhaps if you grew up as a Mezillian, you would understand the fear!” 😤
. . .
“And trauma.” 😔
. . .
“And trauma.” 😔
October 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“This horse must be a villain.” 😡
“Perhaps if you grew up as a Mezillian, you would understand the fear!” 😤
. . .
“And trauma.” 😔
. . .
“And trauma.” 😔
“ all that popped out was a PONY, for god's sake . that's NOT terrifying . ”
“That was not fun at all ! That was utter terrifying!” 😡
October 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
“Perhaps if you grew up as a Mezillian, you would understand the fear!” 😤
. . .
“And trauma.” 😔
. . .
“And trauma.” 😔
“That was not fun at all ! That was utter terrifying!” 😡
“ yes, that is EXACTLY what it's supposed to do . the pop ups are to make the book more fun for kids to read, more IMMERSIVE . ”
“It.. is ? I thought it was trying to attack me !” 😦
October 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
“That was not fun at all ! That was utter terrifying!” 😡
“It.. is ? I thought it was trying to attack me !” 😦
he pinches the bridge of his nose . 💀
“ ... it's SUPPOSED to do that, you're reading a POPUP BOOK . ”
“ ... it's SUPPOSED to do that, you're reading a POPUP BOOK . ”
“This book!”
Benjamin turns to look at Shredder with widened eyes.
“It popped out at me !!! I only wanted to gaze at the bright whimsical colors!” 😦
Benjamin turns to look at Shredder with widened eyes.
“It popped out at me !!! I only wanted to gaze at the bright whimsical colors!” 😦
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
“It.. is ? I thought it was trying to attack me !” 😦
“This book!”
Benjamin turns to look at Shredder with widened eyes.
“It popped out at me !!! I only wanted to gaze at the bright whimsical colors!” 😦
Benjamin turns to look at Shredder with widened eyes.
“It popped out at me !!! I only wanted to gaze at the bright whimsical colors!” 😦
stomp, stomp, stomp . 💀
“ why the DEVIL are you screaming .ᐣ.ᐟ ”
“ why the DEVIL are you screaming .ᐣ.ᐟ ”
He’s reading a children’s popup book.
“My, what lovely co—“
Benjamin turns the page and screams when it pops out at him. 💀
“My, what lovely co—“
Benjamin turns the page and screams when it pops out at him. 💀
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
“This book!”
Benjamin turns to look at Shredder with widened eyes.
“It popped out at me !!! I only wanted to gaze at the bright whimsical colors!” 😦
Benjamin turns to look at Shredder with widened eyes.
“It popped out at me !!! I only wanted to gaze at the bright whimsical colors!” 😦
He’s reading a children’s popup book.
“My, what lovely co—“
Benjamin turns the page and screams when it pops out at him. 💀
“My, what lovely co—“
Benjamin turns the page and screams when it pops out at him. 💀
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He’s reading a children’s popup book.
“My, what lovely co—“
Benjamin turns the page and screams when it pops out at him. 💀
“My, what lovely co—“
Benjamin turns the page and screams when it pops out at him. 💀
Giggling to himself uncontrollably— Benjamin has discovered what a whoopie cushion is. 💀
October 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Giggling to himself uncontrollably— Benjamin has discovered what a whoopie cushion is. 💀
It is not, I am afraid. 😦
i think it's clear what that means .
What is that supposed to mean ? 😦
September 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It is not, I am afraid. 😦
What is that supposed to mean ? 😦
silly is putting it nicely . 🙄
Oh !
[ he also laughs 💀 . ]
Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂↕️
[ he also laughs 💀 . ]
Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂↕️
September 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What is that supposed to mean ? 😦
Oh !
[ he also laughs 💀 . ]
Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂↕️
[ he also laughs 💀 . ]
Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂↕️
... i'm laughing at MY sister, not yours . 😒
Why do you laugh at my sister ? 😦
September 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Oh !
[ he also laughs 💀 . ]
Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂↕️
[ he also laughs 💀 . ]
Your sister is certainly silly, in the best way possible. 🙂↕️
Why do you laugh at my sister ? 😦
no, she has not .
...
... her ... meow meow .
[ SHE STARTS LAUGHINT . 💀 ]
...
... her ... meow meow .
[ SHE STARTS LAUGHINT . 💀 ]
Oh, has your writer not created them yet ?
[ 😭. ]
Hmm… OH ! OH OH !
[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]
YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂↕️
[ 😭. ]
Hmm… OH ! OH OH !
[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]
YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂↕️
September 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Why do you laugh at my sister ? 😦
Oh, has your writer not created them yet ?
[ 😭. ]
Hmm… OH ! OH OH !
[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]
YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂↕️
[ 😭. ]
Hmm… OH ! OH OH !
[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]
YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂↕️
saki and kazuo . i have two younger siblings other than them, but i can't say their names right now . 😒
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!? 😦 Perhaps I would recognize one !
[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]
Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁
[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]
Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁
September 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Oh, has your writer not created them yet ?
[ 😭. ]
Hmm… OH ! OH OH !
[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]
YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂↕️
[ 😭. ]
Hmm… OH ! OH OH !
[ He exclaims loudly. 💀]
YES ! My sister, she knows Saki very , VERY well. Her name is Evelyn and she calls Saki her meow meow 🙂↕️
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!? 😦 Perhaps I would recognize one !
[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]
Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁
[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]
Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁
it's possible . i have four siblings .
[ she looks at his hand judgmentally, before groaning and hesitantly shaking it . 💀 ]
[ she looks at his hand judgmentally, before groaning and hesitantly shaking it . 💀 ]
Oroku.. ? I believe I have heard that last name before... perhaps someone I know has the same one ? 😀
... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁
but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !
[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]
... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁
but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !
[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]
September 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES!? 😦 Perhaps I would recognize one !
[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]
Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁
[ HE HAPPILY SHAKES HER HAND 😭 ]
Yay ! I did a human thing ! 😁
Oroku.. ? I believe I have heard that last name before... perhaps someone I know has the same one ? 😀
... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁
but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !
[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]
... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁
but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !
[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]
... your fashion is SO outdated, benjamin . 😒
[ 💀 . ]
oroku aimi . japan's best model .
[ 💀 . ]
oroku aimi . japan's best model .
... Oh, um -- ! I truly do not want to start a fight, miss.
[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]
But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.
Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨
[ yapper 💀]
[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]
But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.
Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨
[ yapper 💀]
September 2, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Oroku.. ? I believe I have heard that last name before... perhaps someone I know has the same one ? 😀
... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁
but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !
[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]
... No, but perhaps. Oh, I am very confused 🙁
but a pleasure to meet you, Aimi -- !
[ he offers his hand for a handshake ]
... Oh, um -- ! I truly do not want to start a fight, miss.
[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]
But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.
Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨
[ yapper 💀]
[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]
But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.
Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨
[ yapper 💀]
i'm trained in ninjutsu, just as my siblings were 👺👺👺 i can GET you
September 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
... Oh, um -- ! I truly do not want to start a fight, miss.
[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]
But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.
Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨
[ yapper 💀]
[ he removes his hat, awkwardly adverting his gaze 💀]
But my sister and I.. and my 👺brother👺 are all warriors. We were sort of forced to be... we are aliens.
Hi, I am Benjamin -- ! ✨
[ yapper 💀]
Oh, my deepest apologies, miss. 😦
[ HE LOOKS GENUINELY APOLOGETIC -- as if he's done the worst thing in the world. 💀]
[ HE LOOKS GENUINELY APOLOGETIC -- as if he's done the worst thing in the world. 💀]
be quiet 👺
September 2, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh, my deepest apologies, miss. 😦
[ HE LOOKS GENUINELY APOLOGETIC -- as if he's done the worst thing in the world. 💀]
[ HE LOOKS GENUINELY APOLOGETIC -- as if he's done the worst thing in the world. 💀]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😁
September 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 😁
Emmy.
Omg jumpscare of notifs on this account — hello topaz 😭
Omg jumpscare of notifs on this account — hello topaz 😭
August 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Emmy.
Omg jumpscare of notifs on this account — hello topaz 😭
Omg jumpscare of notifs on this account — hello topaz 😭
🌹: “Oh my—“ 💧
Evelyn allows herself to be pulled along.
“Um.. perhaps you should put a disguise on—!”
Evelyn allows herself to be pulled along.
“Um.. perhaps you should put a disguise on—!”
August 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
🌹: “Oh my—“ 💧
Evelyn allows herself to be pulled along.
“Um.. perhaps you should put a disguise on—!”
Evelyn allows herself to be pulled along.
“Um.. perhaps you should put a disguise on—!”
🌹: “Because…. I have never eaten a pizza before…?” 💧
August 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
🌹: “Because…. I have never eaten a pizza before…?” 💧