Kelsey (Circus Rick)
@goodtogoose.bsky.social
I’m only here because I heard Goose was here 👀
More women doing cool shit. Love to see it.
February 7, 2026 at 3:46 AM
More women doing cool shit. Love to see it.
I love this song allll right
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I love this song allll right
I knew NBC would cut JD Vance getting booed. Fucking COWARDS.
February 7, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I knew NBC would cut JD Vance getting booed. Fucking COWARDS.
Lol @ the Conclave music
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Lol @ the Conclave music
I love that in Milan they had models walk in the Italian flag, and then in Cortina they had an all female honor guard for the flag, because women can do fucking everything.
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 AM
I love that in Milan they had models walk in the Italian flag, and then in Cortina they had an all female honor guard for the flag, because women can do fucking everything.
Reposted by Kelsey (Circus Rick)
February 5, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Was that supposed to be funny? JSN deserved better.
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Was that supposed to be funny? JSN deserved better.
Why the fuck is the NFL honors using Madden clips as player footage?
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Why the fuck is the NFL honors using Madden clips as player footage?
I said what I said
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I said what I said
The answer was Jed Stone
What do you think I have a better chance of hearing @goose-band.bsky.social play live in Chicago in September?
Crosseyed and Painless (I led an unsuccessful campaign last year)
Jed Stone
Crosseyed and Painless (I led an unsuccessful campaign last year)
Jed Stone
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
The answer was Jed Stone
GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS!
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 AM
GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS! GEQBUS!
Student trying to draw me (for some reason) today:
“Do you have any vanilla colors for your skin?”
“You don’t have a big forehead so that’s good…”
“Can you see that?” while holding up a piece of notebook paper with a face shape colored with the *palest* colors of the world crayon.
“Do you have any vanilla colors for your skin?”
“You don’t have a big forehead so that’s good…”
“Can you see that?” while holding up a piece of notebook paper with a face shape colored with the *palest* colors of the world crayon.
January 22, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Student trying to draw me (for some reason) today:
“Do you have any vanilla colors for your skin?”
“You don’t have a big forehead so that’s good…”
“Can you see that?” while holding up a piece of notebook paper with a face shape colored with the *palest* colors of the world crayon.
“Do you have any vanilla colors for your skin?”
“You don’t have a big forehead so that’s good…”
“Can you see that?” while holding up a piece of notebook paper with a face shape colored with the *palest* colors of the world crayon.
Three years sober today.
January 18, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Three years sober today.
Can you imagine if they actually moved the Chicago Bears out of Illinois? I don’t want to live in that timeline.
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Can you imagine if they actually moved the Chicago Bears out of Illinois? I don’t want to live in that timeline.
I BETTER NOT SEE ANY MORE SAM DARNOLD SLANDER, EVER! MVP MVP MVP
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I BETTER NOT SEE ANY MORE SAM DARNOLD SLANDER, EVER! MVP MVP MVP
Very peaceful, very even trade.
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Very peaceful, very even trade.
So earlier this year kids were freaking out about a fly in the classroom. So, I said it was our class pet and his name was Jeremy. Now every time they see a fly, they call it Jeremy…they saw him in the lunch room today, apparently.
January 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
So earlier this year kids were freaking out about a fly in the classroom. So, I said it was our class pet and his name was Jeremy. Now every time they see a fly, they call it Jeremy…they saw him in the lunch room today, apparently.
Rodgers has to be done after this, right? Just an embarrassing performance from top to bottom. Thorough humiliation.
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Rodgers has to be done after this, right? Just an embarrassing performance from top to bottom. Thorough humiliation.
It finally happened. A kid was reading a book, and asked me what a VCR was. When I explained that they played video tapes, he stared at me blankly. I followed with “it’s what they had before DVDs.”
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
It finally happened. A kid was reading a book, and asked me what a VCR was. When I explained that they played video tapes, he stared at me blankly. I followed with “it’s what they had before DVDs.”
I hope the Ravens have a good therapist for Loop
January 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
I hope the Ravens have a good therapist for Loop
So…we just kidnapped another country’s president?????
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
So…we just kidnapped another country’s president?????
Football commentators will make up the most random stats and pretend like it’s the most amazing thing ever. I don’t care that it’s the first time since 1972 that both QBs wore yellow undies and threw for 50 yards while both their moms were on their periods.
December 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Football commentators will make up the most random stats and pretend like it’s the most amazing thing ever. I don’t care that it’s the first time since 1972 that both QBs wore yellow undies and threw for 50 yards while both their moms were on their periods.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM