😍 We found these little derps in May and they perk me up when I'm down.

Awwww is that Zuko all grown up?

Everything but the AOL address, because I had an academic account when it came along. I had CompuServe before that though.

And I thought lower back pain was the thing that made me feel the oldest this morning!

Anyway, feel free to block me. I’m disgusting.

Although now that I think about it about it “Jack in the Box” sounds like some kind of home fertility testing service.

I think they missed a marketing opportunity. Call it “Crap in the box,” and do a tie in with greasy fast food chain. “First, visit Jack-in-the-Box! Then it’s easy to Crap in the Box!”

Easy. I can’t draw *anything* on an Etch-a-Sketch.

The Speak-and-Spell that wouldn’t shut up about Armenian genocide was something else.

Age verification? How's this for age verification: I voted Dukakis/Bentsen.

Is that C, at least? Not that this Florida boy would go outside either way!

RIP Snotboogie

A friend recommended baby nail clippers and they are easier to work with. We started with one claw and done for each of ours so they don’t see it as stressful. Now they’re letting us do two or three at a time. pretty sure we’ll be able to do a whole paw at a time before too long.

Buy their drip; ye shall know them.

Cloudflare problem blocks half the internet... but the scam phone calls telling me I've been "flagged for tax resolution" keep coming in no problem. How is that just?

I’ll answer the call when it’s for flabby old guys.