Michael Goode
@goodetrades.com
Penny stock trader. Short seller. Aficionado of stock fraud. AM in Cognitive Psychology. || Terms of use: http://goodetrades.com/terms-of-use
Yes. It will get you so clean 😉
January 20, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Yes. It will get you so clean 😉
Could you append this comment to the original tweet?
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Could you append this comment to the original tweet?
This is why I exclusively eat Republicans
January 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
This is why I exclusively eat Republicans
The strawberries and cream was amazing. And of course the mignardises are always appreciated (yum, trucs au chocolat).
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The strawberries and cream was amazing. And of course the mignardises are always appreciated (yum, trucs au chocolat).
That brioche was sooooo good. I also love a good view of the kitchen.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
That brioche was sooooo good. I also love a good view of the kitchen.
The best part of eating in a Nordic country is getting to eat Rudolph
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
The best part of eating in a Nordic country is getting to eat Rudolph
Descriptions of dishes in alt-text. Every single one of these dishes was a banger.
January 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Descriptions of dishes in alt-text. Every single one of these dishes was a banger.
And I say this as somebody who enjoyed his comics
a group of people are dancing in a village with the words ding dong the witch is dead
Alt: a group of people are dancing in a village with the words ding dong the witch is dead
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January 13, 2026 at 3:45 PM
And I say this as somebody who enjoyed his comics
How the heck do you short a DIP?
January 12, 2026 at 1:59 PM
How the heck do you short a DIP?
Denmark should do this too
January 10, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Denmark should do this too
ooh nevermind, I never did it because I have some big-ass macros in there I don't want to mess with. It really is time to move to something bespoke and online and have the functions of those macros built-in
January 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
ooh nevermind, I never did it because I have some big-ass macros in there I don't want to mess with. It really is time to move to something bespoke and online and have the functions of those macros built-in
Totally non-scaleable, like with most of my niche strats. There is maybe $2m/year worth of profit in it total to all participants. I don't mind illiquid stocks and big market impact if it keeps other traders away.
January 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Totally non-scaleable, like with most of my niche strats. There is maybe $2m/year worth of profit in it total to all participants. I don't mind illiquid stocks and big market impact if it keeps other traders away.
I have increased my estimate of total smallcap gapper / spiker junk company short selling profit to around $400 million per year (distributed among all short sellers including some small funds). This estimate is a total SWAG (sophisticated wild-assed guess)
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I have increased my estimate of total smallcap gapper / spiker junk company short selling profit to around $400 million per year (distributed among all short sellers including some small funds). This estimate is a total SWAG (sophisticated wild-assed guess)
6. I will eventually get back shorting microcap Nasdaq gappers; starting in November 2024 I had deliberately stopped trading them to lessen my workload and concentrate on my niche strategies. As a reminder: that is one of the easiest, juiciest niches for individuals
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I should have mentioned this earlier in the thread but total profit to this strategy is limited to about $100 million per year -- for all participants. This is a small niche
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
6. I will eventually get back shorting microcap Nasdaq gappers; starting in November 2024 I had deliberately stopped trading them to lessen my workload and concentrate on my niche strategies. As a reminder: that is one of the easiest, juiciest niches for individuals
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That blowup was a ~$70k net profit on $1.2m capital that came from being up $700k and quickly losing $600k in a couple China P&D squeezes.
5. Another of my niche strats had too few opportunities last year; still, I should size up and pyramid in, especially with 92% win rate and avg profit of 21%
5. Another of my niche strats had too few opportunities last year; still, I should size up and pyramid in, especially with 92% win rate and avg profit of 21%
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
That blowup was a ~$70k net profit on $1.2m capital that came from being up $700k and quickly losing $600k in a couple China P&D squeezes.
5. Another of my niche strats had too few opportunities last year; still, I should size up and pyramid in, especially with 92% win rate and avg profit of 21%
5. Another of my niche strats had too few opportunities last year; still, I should size up and pyramid in, especially with 92% win rate and avg profit of 21%
4. My lack of self-confidence continues to keep me from profiting from non-systematic edges. Why did I have no position in #$ABVX prior to their huge drug results when I posessed information not known by market that showed their drug was likely to work? I'm still gun-shy from my blowup* in 2022
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
4. My lack of self-confidence continues to keep me from profiting from non-systematic edges. Why did I have no position in #$ABVX prior to their huge drug results when I posessed information not known by market that showed their drug was likely to work? I'm still gun-shy from my blowup* in 2022
3. Nailed buying cheap biotechs at the post-fucking-moron-ruined-my-spring-break-and-tanked-the-doillar-day lows but was too small and not diversified enough. I should've had a couple separate baskets such as a net-net basket in addition to my 'sheep' basket
January 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
3. Nailed buying cheap biotechs at the post-fucking-moron-ruined-my-spring-break-and-tanked-the-doillar-day lows but was too small and not diversified enough. I should've had a couple separate baskets such as a net-net basket in addition to my 'sheep' basket