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The Labrabore
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My mum once sent me to school in lederhosen
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You can’t even look at me can you, Agnes?
February 25, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Autocorrect changed jacuzzi to Yakuza & now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia
January 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
My 2025 resolution is to wallpaper my bedroom in velcro & I intend to stick to it
December 31, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I just met the guy who invented window sills.

Ledge.
December 31, 2024 at 6:01 PM
To whoever stole my glasses.

I have contacts.
December 30, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Amazing turnout at the local Christmas swim.
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Anyone get a worse present than assorted BBQ sauces?
Thought not..
December 25, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Degrinched.
First Christmas day off in eons.
Enjoy the festivities.

Sprouts are the food of Satan.

Merry Christmas 🎄
December 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I got a 2kg pork pie from my secret santa.
December 22, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Christmas should be every 4 years like the Olympics
December 19, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Land Farmer,
Licky Boom Boom Down

#PopCrops
December 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
The neighbours have invited me for Christmas drinkies with nibbles.

They really do spoil that cat.
December 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Sea dogs
December 16, 2024 at 1:43 PM
A nose for art..
December 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Noice
December 14, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Sconehenge
December 12, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Just saying...
December 8, 2024 at 10:13 PM
It's oh so quiet so it is
December 8, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I got the job at the chess piece factory.

I'm on knights next week.

#TerribleJokes
December 8, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Already at the stage where the dogs are waiting by the advent calendar in the mornings
December 8, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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i like my coffee like i like my men; sliding off the roof of my car as i absent-mindedly drive away.
December 7, 2024 at 2:06 PM
My phone just went mental making a new siren noise & I got this.
December 6, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Hair, teeth and now this...
December 6, 2024 at 10:29 AM
Connections
Puzzle #544
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟪🟪🟪🟪

I'm a boffin now.
December 6, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Shit's just got real.

Bublé is on the radio.

🎄
December 5, 2024 at 2:37 PM