Being an Ipswich Town fan is quite difficult at the moment, after 2 fantastic seasons. I.T.I.D

Is there any greater music to dance to , than ska?

Do we keep with X just to keep an eye on what the megalomaniac is up to next? Or abandon it completely and hope it ends up disappearing up its own arsehole along with the shit pit it's become?

Why do my cats think it's OK to defecate beside the litter tray, instead of in it? Are they trying to make some kind of point?

I'm a new blue, retired gent, not alot to do. I'm new. Tell me what I should do. Tell me the form, I don't want to conform to no twitter storm. I'm new.