Cyrus, Goober Unicorn 🦄💙💜
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Cyrus, Goober Unicorn 🦄💙💜
@gooberunicorndad.bsky.social
Goober Unicorn Dad | Vore n wholesome stuff | 34 | Pan-Demi | He/Him
Daemon Yeen's Majestic Mount❤️
Goin' around being lewd/silly/wholesome
NSFW | 🔞 | No RP
PFP & Banner: @wildside.vore.rip ❤️❤️❤️
Asgore from Undertale/Deltarune
Don Vysache from Shangri-La Frontier
Beast from Beauty and the Beast
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Happy Halloween Y'all! 🎃👻💀

May your night be filled with spoops and come tomorrow, your shopping carts filled with discount candy!
🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬🍭

🎨: @apeslion.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you come across this post, post your sona NOT smiling.
October 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So... boyfriend and I were talking about setting up a laundry room folding station in our new place and he mentioned getting one of those shirt folding devices and I said "Why? We can just use a cutting board."

Blew his mind 🤯

Do... do folks not know about this? 😲
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Chonky Men™️ you say~?

Happy to oblige! 🦄💜💙
October 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Damn right! 🦄✨

🎨: @givealexahand.gryph.ink
October 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing and it's the 2024 Trail-Raisened Prumbly Gummer!

bsky.app/profile/hell...
October 18, 2025 at 1:43 AM
*Breasts Boobily in terror*
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Another year older, another great party to celebrate! And it ain't a party unless a few folks end up in this hoss' tank. Room for you too if you wanna join~

A gift from one of my good friends @kudankudan.bsky.social This is technically the first official vore art of Cyrus! Go give their art a look!
October 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
September 30th ---> October 1st 🎃

🎨: @apeslion.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The Beegiver
September 8, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Pansexual Unicorn reporting in! 🦄❤️💛💙

Doesn't matter where you fall on the gender spectrum, Cyrus will happily show you a good time~ 😘

And he'll cook you breakfast! 🍳
September 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Immediately popped in my head when I thought Soft Boiled Detective
September 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
IT'S SNEPTEMBER!

Which means Cyrus' favorite ice cream place is open, run by a mysterious little snep who smiles upon seeing a regular return. The side effects caught Cyrus off guard the first time, but he rather enjoys it now. Plus the ice cream's delicious too

🎨:The wonderful @zyyph.bsky.social
September 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Warfstache: *Fires Gun Off Screen*

...

...

...

Warfstache: "OH MAI goodness. The ROOOO-mors of poor health were TRUE! He app-EEEARS to have suc-CUMB to a severe bouuuut of spon-TA-neous lead poisoning."
August 31, 2025 at 7:56 AM
@wildside.vore.rip is bullying meeeeeeeee 😭

But I do like him 🥰🦄💙💜
August 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That's a sweet cloud!

Here's some I saw the other day
August 31, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Alrighty, will do!

Had to delete my previous post because somebody immediately tried to impersonate you and scam me. But just to let my sentiments be known...
August 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
See a back, post a back.

🎨: @cobaltgrande.bsky.social
August 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Howdy~ 🦄💙💜
August 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"Have you considered gettin' some of dat there day armor, what's what them vampires use?"
August 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
And sadly, I think Texas might have y'all beat on giant, staring eyeballs too.
👁️
August 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Go on...
August 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My mother sent me a message as she was heading out for work

🙂🔥🏠🔥
August 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I don't have any explicitly vorny art of Cyrus, however~...

He certainly is big enough that you probably wouldn't notice if someone was in there~
😘😋🦄✨💙💜

🎨
@wildside.vore.rip ❤️❤️❤️
@zyyph.bsky.social
@cobaltgrande.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM