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huwt dech
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I save my spit for cops and cunts in cars!

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I've been away for a week but hopefully the cream will help them forgive me
Many alleycats, with cream on their cornflakes Many alleycats, with cream on their cornflakes Many alleycats, with cream on their cornflakes
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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another one 😜
Fluff grey cat curled up
February 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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grown man who leans to the side when "fart"
February 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Catty happurday! Xx
Curled up tortoiseshell Curled up black cat
February 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I have seen many more than enough photos like this
Israelis pathetic ly wailing or weeping with anguish or relief
February 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Chop chop slice slice
February 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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So hi. What have I missed? I have 3x the followers on here than I did on there, somehow. *waves*
February 21, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Well well well. Maybe I'll make a full move here now. I think that was my fifth account 😕
February 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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#haircut
The face, tilted, hair dark with streaks of gray cascading in tiny spirals—each curl a story, each wave a whisper of time. Lips puckered in a moment of jest or mock protest, yet the eyes betray him, gazing upward, drawn to an invisible thought that hovers beyond the striped curtain and pale tiles. The scene is unassuming, a bathroom perhaps, yet charged with intimacy, the light spilling over his cheek, his brow, illuminating this fleeting fragment of a life in motion—a man suspended between the ordinary and the infinite.
December 10, 2024 at 11:27 AM
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It's got really Christmas in Manchester.
The rain-soaked pavement reflects the glow of the Uniqlo store on the right, where mannequins stand dressed in soft jackets and scarves beneath the bold words "Gifted With Warmth." The display radiates comfort and light, offering a promise of winter’s embrace. To the left, a red sleeping bag rests in the shadow of a dark doorway. Damp and crumpled, it echoes the same red hues of the store’s polished display. The warmth behind the glass feels just out of reach, yet the colors link the two scenes, blurring the boundary between them. Perhaps the person inside the sleeping bag wears a jacket like the ones in the store, bridging these two realities—a quiet intersection of comfort offered and comfort sought. Rain falls steadily, pooling on the pavement under dim city lights. Two bins—one brown, one black with Manchester's bee emblem—stand beside a festive display. The display panel is bent awkwardly at the top, leaning forward as if it’s given up. A cheerful Santa and the hashtag #MCRChristmas try to sell holiday joy, but the damp and the disrepair tell a different story. Behind it, a bright arch glows with blue and red stars, cutting through the gray evening. Towering buildings loom in the background, their lights faint in the drizzle. The scene feels caught between forced festivity and the quiet, wet reality of a cold December evening.
December 7, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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I'm going to use chat gpt for all my alt text and I'm going to enjoy it
Seven glass jars lined up at the Hunterian Museum, each containing a preserved human penile specimen with unique features highlighting medical conditions. The jars are sealed with black lids, and the specimens are suspended in clear preservation fluid, giving a slightly glossy appearance to their surfaces. Below the jars, neatly typed labels detail the catalog numbers and descriptions: P1381 & P1382: These two specimens both exhibit phimosis (tight foreskin), with their surfaces appearing smooth and slightly shrunken. The foreskin is tightly constricted over the glans, creating a cylindrical, closed-off shape. P1383: This specimen shows partially treated phimosis. The foreskin is looser compared to the first two, with a noticeable opening revealing part of the glans. The texture is slightly irregular, suggesting intervention or treatment. P1386: This specimen highlights a healed ulceration of the foreskin. The tissue appears thicker and uneven, with visible scarring, creating a rugged texture around the glans and foreskin. P1388: This one features a healed syphilitic ulcer, with the glans slightly bulbous and the tissue appearing smooth but irregular in some areas, indicating recovery from significant trauma. P1389: The foreskin is completely absent, removed by syphilitic ulceration. The glans is fully exposed, and the surface appears scarred, with rough edges and subtle indentations where ulcerations likely occurred. P1390: This specimen shows extensive syphilitic ulceration of the glans. The surface is heavily damaged, with deep pits and a rough, uneven texture dominating the entire structure. The specimens are uniformly displayed on a flat surface with sharp overhead lighting, which highlights the details of the preserved tissue. The arrangement is starkly clinical, with the dark background and clear fluid creating an almost sterile aesthetic. The visual details emphasize the anatomical variations and historical medical significance of each specimen.
December 4, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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Time's up motherfucker
The image captures six ruthless black snap traps lined up like soldiers on a baking tray, jaws wide open, ready to wage war on unsuspecting pests. Each trap is baited with a chunk of old salami—a tempting yet cruelly deceptive last meal for their soon-to-be victims. The setup radiates a darkly jovial energy, as if the executioner gleefully preps the battlefield in a casual kitchen setting. The background of kitchenware only adds to the grim humor: a stark contrast of domesticity and impending doom.
December 3, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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What's up?
Beautiful grey cat (Nuzzie) looking to one side.
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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do most people hate on ai alt text or what?
The refrigerator door serves as a dynamic, personal gallery, blending monochromatic charcoal sketches with playful, colorful magnets. Five abstract compositions explore texture and form: swirling circular patterns, jagged mountain-like shapes, elongated organic forms, a torn, textured piece, and an ethereal sketch of a cat’s face. Each piece uses shading and minimalism to evoke depth and invite interpretation. Bright alphabet magnets spelling "fridge" and whimsical animal magnets, like a red frog and crowned penguin, contrast the seriousness of the sketches. Additional notes and cards layer in personal elements, making this fridge a blend of art, personality, and everyday life. The image is a humorous, abstract digital collage focusing on Brenden O'Neil's famously meme-worthy forehead. Multiple overlapping, semi-transparent rectangles each capture a section of his forehead, emphasizing its vastness and creating a layered, repeating effect. The checkerboard backgrounds in each rectangle hint at digital editing, reinforcing the image’s playful tone as an intentional exaggeration. The soft pink hues and skin texture create a surreal look, amplifying the meme of his "enormous forehead" by stretching it across multiple frames, turning it into a visual motif that blends humor with abstract digital art. This image offers a searing critique of imperialist violence, depicting UK and Israeli forces engaged in a joint bombing campaign over a devastated landscape. A Union Jack-emblazoned aircraft drops bombs alongside red poppies, each bearing “Evacuation Notices” and intertwined with Israeli flags. The poppies, traditionally symbols of remembrance, are repurposed here as grim symbols of hypocrisy, falling alongside bombs to underscore the dissonance between humanitarian rhetoric and the reality of destruction inflicted on the ground. A vibrant, whimsical teapot shaped like a cat doubles as a clock, merging playful design with functional art. The cat’s face, painted in bright red, blue, and orange tones, displays wide, expressive eyes and a cheerful smile. A small flower on its head adds a touch of charm. The teapot’s body is decorated with bold floral and geometric patterns in purples, yellows, and oranges, enhancing its lively, folk-art style. Embedded in the center, the clock face has classic Roman numerals, contrasting with the teapot’s playful design and lending an unexpected touch of elegance. Behind it, a small bouquet of yellow flowers adds a natural element, while a figurine of a Beefeater guard nearby brings a touch of British character to the scene. This eclectic combination of colors, textures, and themes makes the teapot-clock a joyful, eye-catching centerpiece that brightens up the space.
November 13, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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does anyone else have a dealer who shows off their menu bud-twirl videos soundtracked by DMX
November 12, 2024 at 9:58 AM
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Hello I am Elon Musk here to buy things 👋🏻💰💸🚀
November 12, 2024 at 9:32 AM
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October 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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Survivin' xx
October 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
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😋
August 4, 2024 at 10:50 AM
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🌄
July 21, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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All present and correct
July 20, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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I've got a suggestion who
Starmer doing an evil laugh
July 12, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Evening meal for a change
July 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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This is what Facebook decided to stick at the top of my feed from an account/group I've never followed.
An Indian dhal seller sat on the floor wearing richi sunak's head. captioned "hello boys I'm home 🤣🤣" Posted by ' Johnny Chee ' - Follow
July 9, 2024 at 9:10 AM
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July 9, 2024 at 7:59 AM