Lady Calanor 🌸
@gondorianstorm.minastirith.vip
Lady of Gondor. Artisan of the White City. Happily married to @gondorschampion.minastirith.vip ❤ #unhingedfellowship ⚔ (18+)
[Minors & lewds please do not interact].
[Minors & lewds please do not interact].
November 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My precious babies @littledefender.minastirith.vip and @deerprincess.minastirith.vip have their very own Bluesky accounts now. 🥰
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My precious babies @littledefender.minastirith.vip and @deerprincess.minastirith.vip have their very own Bluesky accounts now. 🥰
What happens in Minas Tirith stays in Minas Tirith. 😁
May 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
What happens in Minas Tirith stays in Minas Tirith. 😁
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*casually slaps this on the nearest wall*
February 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
*casually slaps this on the nearest wall*
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Hello my friends. Now I have finally recovered my details to this quality site I feel I must share the following stupidity I had recently posted over at that musky smelling place. 🤢
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
a man with a ring on his finger is eating a pepperoni pizza
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger is eating a pepperoni pizza
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February 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hello my friends. Now I have finally recovered my details to this quality site I feel I must share the following stupidity I had recently posted over at that musky smelling place. 🤢
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
Gondor Eats delivers the best Pizza in all of Middle-earth. 😎
Happy Valentine's Day to @gondorschampion.bsky.social. ♥️
I placed an order with Gondor Eats to deliver you a keg of quality ale but the little ones (with Snuffles and Shadow) managed to roll the keg into the garden and now all of the fish in that lovely little pond you made are utterly pissed. 🤭
I placed an order with Gondor Eats to deliver you a keg of quality ale but the little ones (with Snuffles and Shadow) managed to roll the keg into the garden and now all of the fish in that lovely little pond you made are utterly pissed. 🤭
February 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to @gondorschampion.bsky.social. ♥️
I placed an order with Gondor Eats to deliver you a keg of quality ale but the little ones (with Snuffles and Shadow) managed to roll the keg into the garden and now all of the fish in that lovely little pond you made are utterly pissed. 🤭
I placed an order with Gondor Eats to deliver you a keg of quality ale but the little ones (with Snuffles and Shadow) managed to roll the keg into the garden and now all of the fish in that lovely little pond you made are utterly pissed. 🤭
How about I make you a new pair, hmm? 🤭
Would it be at all rude of myself to ask Aragorn to return my vambraces that he had taken from me without asking first?
Asking for a friend ... 👀
Asking for a friend ... 👀
February 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
How about I make you a new pair, hmm? 🤭
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People really seem to get off sharing pictures of myself being pincushioned by multiple arrows, do they not? You are not amusing anyone, you peasants, least of all me. Get yourselves outside and touch some grass!! 😒
January 17, 2024 at 3:30 PM
People really seem to get off sharing pictures of myself being pincushioned by multiple arrows, do they not? You are not amusing anyone, you peasants, least of all me. Get yourselves outside and touch some grass!! 😒
Some possum has another ambitious project in mind after Bar Hurin. He wants to restore Osgiliath to its former glory. He probably wants to turn The Jewel Of Our Kingdom into the Party Capital of Gondor with a disco ball and strobe lights in the Dome Of Stars. This is madness! 👀
January 18, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Some possum has another ambitious project in mind after Bar Hurin. He wants to restore Osgiliath to its former glory. He probably wants to turn The Jewel Of Our Kingdom into the Party Capital of Gondor with a disco ball and strobe lights in the Dome Of Stars. This is madness! 👀
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Stop calling the womenfolk you supposedly love, care for and respect "bitches", you ignorant peasants. 🤨
December 9, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Stop calling the womenfolk you supposedly love, care for and respect "bitches", you ignorant peasants. 🤨
It's Captain Quackomir! 🤭 💗
December 6, 2023 at 1:44 PM
It's Captain Quackomir! 🤭 💗
I decided to post this meme I created featuring my old cat and @gondorschampion.bsky.social over here as well. 💗
December 3, 2023 at 4:43 PM
I decided to post this meme I created featuring my old cat and @gondorschampion.bsky.social over here as well. 💗
My husband, darling possum that he is, destroyed my pillow fort by jumping on it and yelling "For Gondor!" so loudly I am certain everyone in Minas Tirith heard him. 😒
What plans do we have for this Tuesday @gondorschampion.bsky.social? 😉
What plans do we have for this Tuesday @gondorschampion.bsky.social? 😉
November 26, 2023 at 4:25 PM
My husband, darling possum that he is, destroyed my pillow fort by jumping on it and yelling "For Gondor!" so loudly I am certain everyone in Minas Tirith heard him. 😒
What plans do we have for this Tuesday @gondorschampion.bsky.social? 😉
What plans do we have for this Tuesday @gondorschampion.bsky.social? 😉
I was pretending to be a lathbear with a moustache. Yes, really. 👀 #Movember #MoustachesForGondor!
November 18, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I was pretending to be a lathbear with a moustache. Yes, really. 👀 #Movember #MoustachesForGondor!
Gondorians don't have nicknames? Says who? 🤭
November 14, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Gondorians don't have nicknames? Says who? 🤭
I must have been quite tired last night so that's my excuse for the bad grammar in my previous post. 👀
November 2, 2023 at 9:22 AM
I must have been quite tired last night so that's my excuse for the bad grammar in my previous post. 👀
I was going to draw a moustache on @GondorsChampion's face while he took some rest but I decided to crafted him a moustache from some of fur babies hair instead. 🤭 Does he not look stunning with such a moustache?
#Movember #UnhingedFellowship #MoustachesForGondor 🥰
#Movember #UnhingedFellowship #MoustachesForGondor 🥰
November 1, 2023 at 3:00 PM
I was going to draw a moustache on @GondorsChampion's face while he took some rest but I decided to crafted him a moustache from some of fur babies hair instead. 🤭 Does he not look stunning with such a moustache?
#Movember #UnhingedFellowship #MoustachesForGondor 🥰
#Movember #UnhingedFellowship #MoustachesForGondor 🥰
I guess you could call this a wannabe Ring of Power. 🤭
October 31, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I guess you could call this a wannabe Ring of Power. 🤭
Today was a day of many distractions and so much stupidity. What a joy it is to be back in Minas Tirith, home sweet home has never been this insane before. 🤭
October 30, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Today was a day of many distractions and so much stupidity. What a joy it is to be back in Minas Tirith, home sweet home has never been this insane before. 🤭
Happy nine months anniversary to the best Captain in all of Gondor. Break out the ale, it's celebration time! @gondorschampion.bsky.social 💗
October 28, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Happy nine months anniversary to the best Captain in all of Gondor. Break out the ale, it's celebration time! @gondorschampion.bsky.social 💗
There must be something in the air. For the past couple of days all I seem to have done is curl up under a blanket and take hours of rest. 🥱
October 25, 2023 at 11:59 AM
There must be something in the air. For the past couple of days all I seem to have done is curl up under a blanket and take hours of rest. 🥱
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The people of Gondor likened my temperament to that of King Earnur of old but unlike Earnur I did eventually take a wife, the lovely Fox, who I love so very much. #TraumaBondingTueWeThursday #Unhingediversary #UnhingedFellowship @gondorianstorm.bsky.social.
October 20, 2023 at 9:14 AM
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Is he not the most precious and fluffy thing you have ever seen? *ruffles his hair gently* What a stud! 🤭
October 17, 2023 at 7:27 AM
Is he not the most precious and fluffy thing you have ever seen? *ruffles his hair gently* What a stud! 🤭
So @gondorschampion.bsky.social, have we made a decision on whether or not "Gondorian Sausage" is an appropriate name? 😇
October 8, 2023 at 3:24 PM
So @gondorschampion.bsky.social, have we made a decision on whether or not "Gondorian Sausage" is an appropriate name? 😇
Siblings can be such a pain in the arse at times. 🙄
October 6, 2023 at 12:31 PM
Siblings can be such a pain in the arse at times. 🙄