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𝜤𝜲 ⭐️ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘁 ⭐️ pǝsɹǝʌǝꓤ
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Pippins 338
"Goldie"
Battat

A pippins with a positive outlook on life.
Linked with @ladyofscreens.bsky.social + @the-cohost.bsky.social

MDNI
Penned by Slimey (18)
Pinned
『Are you sure this is a good idea?』

* I think it is. Go on, open it!

[Opening the file]
[She's kicking her feet, bored. She didn't know when Tenna was going to be back]
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
[Sighs as she sits in the office, in thought]
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
* My nickname is for my Tenna's use only!

* Goldie!
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by 𝜤𝜲 ⭐️ 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗶𝘁 ⭐️ pǝsɹǝʌǝꓤ
「Even without a voicebox, I can speak to you」
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
* I only want kisses from my boss. No one else.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
* . . . .

* . . . . .

* . . . I just want boss.
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
* It is? I guess I am a bit sweet. . .

* I know it sounds strange but. . . . It brings the ratings up and makes her happy. I've learned how to slip into my mind with silly scenarios that play in my head to keep me entertained.
Heh.. it's actually kinda sweet how defensive you are over her.

Now THAT I wasn't criticising. Sure, sitting pretty is a little.. bit of a strange occupation, but. That's just because the rest of us green pippins kinda .. have other occupations.

I think i'd lose it trying to sit still for too long
* . . . I should have figured that out. . . I just get. . . Worked up very easily because I don't want anyone to badmouth her. . .
November 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
* . . . I should have figured that out. . . I just get. . . Worked up very easily because I don't want anyone to badmouth her. . .
It's fine.. Don't worry about it. I didn't mean to seem like I was trying to put words in your mouth or .. accuse you or her of anything.

my own wording came out a bit weird anyhow.
* . . . A lot better. . . Thank you. . . . Sorry for being so mean. . . I just. . . Love my Tenna so much
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
* . . . A lot better. . . Thank you. . . . Sorry for being so mean. . . I just. . . Love my Tenna so much
Alright... one sec.

[*saying this as she did get closer, sitting close to the other pippins. Their head spinning until it landed on an unusual number. higher than six.

 moving her hand over the hurt area where some green sparks would glow and make for a warm feeling for moments.]

... How's that ?
November 22, 2025 at 7:16 AM
// Never change Goldie

Sheltered pippins learns the incorrect meaning of boner
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
* Lewd? Like sex?
🎷[ 𝐼𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦, 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦
𝑙𝑒𝑤𝑑 𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑚 𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠. ]
* Someone said that boner is an old fashioned word for mistake
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
* . . . . Please
  ...
I think she'd wanna help you but... mh..
  ...
I.. I know healing magic. do you want me to do it to keep you out of trouble...?
* . . . . Still. . . I can't let her see me hurt like this. . .
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
* Someone said that boner is an old fashioned word for mistake
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
* . . . . Still. . . I can't let her see me hurt like this. . .
If you mean as much to her as you're saying so - I don't think she will.
* . . . I've seen it happen to other pippins who failed at their jobs. . .
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
* Is my entire life a boner?
November 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
// I'm about to say something unhinged because Goldie doesn't know any better
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
* . . . I've seen it happen to other pippins who failed at their jobs. . .
Would your Tenna really do that, though ..?
* No No! The audience won't think I'm cute if I'm injured!

* She still loves me but if the audience doesn't then I'll be discarded!
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
* What does boner mean?
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
* No No! The audience won't think I'm cute if I'm injured!

* She still loves me but if the audience doesn't then I'll be discarded!
You- You don't look any less cute than you did a bit ago.. but that's just me.

I wanna say i'm sure she'll feel the same - because YOU said she truly, thoroughly loves you.

.. she'll love you no matter what.
* You don't understand! If I'm injured I'm not cute! If I'm not cute then I can't do my job! And if I can't do my job then I'll be discarded!

[She just cries. She was terrified]
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
* You don't understand! If I'm injured I'm not cute! If I'm not cute then I can't do my job! And if I can't do my job then I'll be discarded!

[She just cries. She was terrified]
[*wringing her own claws, she looked off the side. this was definitely their fault, right…? They didn't mean to cause such a panic with the other pippins. figuring Goldie stopped listening though]

…you should probably go to your Tenna. If she wants to take it out on anyone though …send her my way.
[She rocks herself as she holds her arm, panicking even worse now. She was hurt. Being hurt meant she wasn't cute. Not being cute means she couldn't get the ratings up. Not getting the ratings up meant she would be useless and discarded. She started to cry]

* . . . I can't let her see me like this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
[She rocks herself as she holds her arm, panicking even worse now. She was hurt. Being hurt meant she wasn't cute. Not being cute means she couldn't get the ratings up. Not getting the ratings up meant she would be useless and discarded. She started to cry]

* . . . I can't let her see me like this.
[*she would've offered to help the other up but .. the state Goldie currently found herself in would have recieved it worse. Battat merely wanted to back off more.]

 ⋯
I'm sorry.
[She trips over her own two feet while backing up, falling to the ground. She hissed a little in pain, shaking a lot]

* . . . Y-you caused this. The outside world caused this. I'm safe in the office. . . I'm safe with her. I'm safe with Tenna. I don't get hurt if I listen
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
[She trips over her own two feet while backing up, falling to the ground. She hissed a little in pain, shaking a lot]

* . . . Y-you caused this. The outside world caused this. I'm safe in the office. . . I'm safe with her. I'm safe with Tenna. I don't get hurt if I listen
...

[*this felt like a HEAVY overreaction but. They didn't wanna push things- they took a step back for emphasis, even.]

Fine.
* Leave me alone you monster!!!

[She's starting to back up. Almost panicking. What if Tenna found out about this conversation? She didn't want to be punished]
November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
* Leave me alone you monster!!!

[She's starting to back up. Almost panicking. What if Tenna found out about this conversation? She didn't want to be punished]
You're putting more words in my mouth than my own accidental implications did.

[*eyeroll.]
[She covers her head with her poncho, looking away. She didn't want her mind corrupted. It meant she wouldn't be cute. And if she wasn't cute then she would be discarded]

* Yes you were trying to turn me against her!
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
i must be 𝘱𝘴𝘺𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤, i must be 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥, to think that i'm 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘺 of all this 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
[She covers her head with her poncho, looking away. She didn't want her mind corrupted. It meant she wouldn't be cute. And if she wasn't cute then she would be discarded]

* Yes you were trying to turn me against her!
I'm. I'm not, but. If that's what you wanna think.

I'm not here to try and turn anyone against their boss.. but I get why you're reacting so.. so viscerally.

[*big, exasperated sigh.]
[She glares at her, small tears in her eyes as she frowns]

* You absolutely did! You're trying to use my words against me when I've talked nothing but good about her!

* You're trying to poison my mind!
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM