shauna
@goldengateblond.bsky.social
crows hold grudges for 17 years. amateurs.
oh good as long as we get absolutely nothing
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
oh good as long as we get absolutely nothing
the president is demanding the nation’s highest court let him starve american citizens, in case you’re wondering where we are right now www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
the president is demanding the nation’s highest court let him starve american citizens, in case you’re wondering where we are right now www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
remember kids: if you work hard and *really* fuck things up, a pack of cultish dopes will happily throw money at you anyway
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
remember kids: if you work hard and *really* fuck things up, a pack of cultish dopes will happily throw money at you anyway
🚨[weeoo] COPE ALERT [weeooo]🚨
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
🚨[weeoo] COPE ALERT [weeooo]🚨
democrats are having such a good night that the polls here just closed and they’re already calling it lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
democrats are having such a good night that the polls here just closed and they’re already calling it lol
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
let’s fucking gooooooo 🎊🎉🥳
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
let’s fucking gooooooo 🎊🎉🥳
the geotag on this was such gorgeously subtle shade
November 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
the geotag on this was such gorgeously subtle shade
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
the costume shop down the street changed its window display and now I have to move
October 31, 2025 at 3:18 PM
the costume shop down the street changed its window display and now I have to move
just sit him in a bubble bath with his toy submarine and let him go “vroom vroom” and make splashy noises, same diff
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
just sit him in a bubble bath with his toy submarine and let him go “vroom vroom” and make splashy noises, same diff
isn’t there a movie that starts this way
October 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
isn’t there a movie that starts this way
[trump sputters out of a mid-morning nap] MUH NOBEL
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
[trump sputters out of a mid-morning nap] MUH NOBEL
why is everything so dumb
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
why is everything so dumb
ah yes, “concerns” and “questions,” the syllabus of every class in the Susan Collins School of Furrowed Brows
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ah yes, “concerns” and “questions,” the syllabus of every class in the Susan Collins School of Furrowed Brows
BASKETBALL IS BACK BABY 🥳
October 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
BASKETBALL IS BACK BABY 🥳
from the cover of Time magazine blaring HIS TRIUMPH to this in a week
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
from the cover of Time magazine blaring HIS TRIUMPH to this in a week
there is no better visual metaphor for this era
![Washington Post headline
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump's ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn't 'interfere' with the existing White House structure.
[photo is a bulldozer literally ripping off part of the White House]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tm3djotsgwdkml5jn5rpubhd/bafkreidzxqmkwlniyckbnyex2ddwvlfsimfl6le3zybgs6frsg7aprquhy@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
there is no better visual metaphor for this era
🎶sheeeee's comin out so you better get this pawty started🎶
October 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🎶sheeeee's comin out so you better get this pawty started🎶
“maybe he was just quenching thirsty protestors with a delicious chocolate milk shake, we can’t know for sure” — an editorial meeting somewhere
October 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“maybe he was just quenching thirsty protestors with a delicious chocolate milk shake, we can’t know for sure” — an editorial meeting somewhere