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New display name?
Katie Tightpussy (be cool everybody) put it best, I think, when she described O’Neill as a “guy who has hollowed eyes devoid of love and is a broken shell of a man propelled through life by an unplaceable sense of vague obligation despite never once experiencing even a glimpse of happiness,” in a thread filled with comments from trans women calling O’Neill a “repper,” meaning a closeted trans person who’s too scared to come out because of societal pressure to be cisgender.
December 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Someone at Amazon forgot to replace the placeholders before clicking send on this marketing email.
An Amazon marketing email with a seller testimonial, followed by a paragraph of lorem ipsum placeholder text.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Success!
December 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Here you go
A super buff Minnie mouse with big natural pecs
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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One of our sales people managed to type [bell][backspace][tab][backspace] into the customer order number field on a sales order, and I'm kind of impressed. Even though I had to spend 30 minutes figuring out why 20 different orders refused to sync to one of our other systems.
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Hot dolphin!
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Alright, who saved this? Check their hard drive.
December 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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😬
December 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Thank you for making me search for "gay crunchwrap supreme" because now I have found my new favorite song
A search result for a song called Cruchwrap Supreme by Lil Smegma [Hook: Yung Sizzle] Suck my dick in a Taco Bell Lick my toquito Suck my dick in a Taco Bell Tasty
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I was here you fuckaas bitch
The only known photograph taken during the first night of the Stonewall riots, by freelance photographer Joseph Ambrosini, shows LGBTQ youth scuffling with police.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Look at these weird ass carrots I picked from the garden for Thanksgiving dinner. Like if Nobby Nobbs was a vegetable.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Just for my personal pride, I would like to state that the father of my children was the first american druid in diablo to clear abattoir of zir and ended that season as best in the USA. He was also ranking in Polytopia, and beat Felix himself at the game. I did observe these things with my own eyes. There are other witnesses who can verify this. That is all.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I got you. There's a mom too! I would have figured his partner was a black woman from his bio. I'm just confused now. Maybe they are alts not separate people?
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Only one man can save us now.
Bam
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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GraPhIC deSIgN iS My PASsiOn
The new bsky logo, which is the ild one with a shitty dropshadow
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Oh shit he knows the ancient aliens guy. Just a bunch of kooks.
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Charlie Baky
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Baky
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Gonna put Aunt Ruby's salty nuts in my mouth.
Aunt Ruby's country style peanuts
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Ben Shapiro's right nipple protruding through his shirt while he feigns masculinity.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Are you sure about that? Take a closer look.
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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What in the actual fuck. Brave's ai search result just made up a venture bros character.
Mr. Evergreen is a character in The Venture Bros. who appears as a recurring antagonist and a member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent. He is known for his distinctive appearance, including a green suit and a large, bulbous head, and is often associated with the theme of "green" or "evergreen" in his name and persona. Mr. Evergreen is a parody of classic comic book supervillains, particularly those with a plant or nature-based motif, and his character embodies the series' satirical take on the archetypal "evil genius" trope. He is notably involved in the episode "The Lepidopterists" (Season 3, Episode 10), where he is referenced by the character JJ in a humorous exchange about the Ventronic robot, which he mistakenly believes is a "flying pine cone". This moment highlights the show's signature blend of absurd humor and action, with Mr. Evergreen serving as a comedic foil to the more serious threats in the series. Mr. Evergreen is also connected to the broader lore of the Guild of Calamitous Intent, an organization of supervillains that frequently opposes the Venture family and their allies. His role, while not always central, contributes to the show's intricate world-building and satirical tone. The character is voiced by actor James Urbaniak, who provides voices for several key figures in the series, including Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture. AI-generated answer. Please verify critical facts.
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Got some cool art when I visited Salem on Friday
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM