Rob F.
@gojirorob.bsky.social
hi, person casing my house for a robbery, I’d like you to meet my Komondor. (guy rang my doorbell a couple dozen times before I could get to the door, I got there, and he did the stereotypical “does XXXX live here?” thing before almost literally running off.)
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
hi, person casing my house for a robbery, I’d like you to meet my Komondor. (guy rang my doorbell a couple dozen times before I could get to the door, I got there, and he did the stereotypical “does XXXX live here?” thing before almost literally running off.)
It is now my plan to start a hockey team in Halifax called the Explosion.” No questions will be permitted.
November 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It is now my plan to start a hockey team in Halifax called the Explosion.” No questions will be permitted.
Next up: JRR Tolkien’s Smurves.
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Next up: JRR Tolkien’s Smurves.
1) Walt Simonson’s run on Thor is the high point for all comics writing.
2) Punch-bot could take Superman and Goku at the same time.
2) Punch-bot could take Superman and Goku at the same time.
October 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
1) Walt Simonson’s run on Thor is the high point for all comics writing.
2) Punch-bot could take Superman and Goku at the same time.
2) Punch-bot could take Superman and Goku at the same time.
My next boy band will be called “Jungian Bratwurst.”
September 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
My next boy band will be called “Jungian Bratwurst.”
1. Lemma 1: Lemmy is God.
2. Lemma 2: Brian Blessed is God.
3. Principle: Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
4. Conclusion: Brian Blessed = Lemmy.
2. Lemma 2: Brian Blessed is God.
3. Principle: Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
4. Conclusion: Brian Blessed = Lemmy.
September 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
1. Lemma 1: Lemmy is God.
2. Lemma 2: Brian Blessed is God.
3. Principle: Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
4. Conclusion: Brian Blessed = Lemmy.
2. Lemma 2: Brian Blessed is God.
3. Principle: Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
4. Conclusion: Brian Blessed = Lemmy.
for sale: One Sampo. $1500. price is firm. No negotiation. I don’t know what I’ve got.
September 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
for sale: One Sampo. $1500. price is firm. No negotiation. I don’t know what I’ve got.
Reposted by Rob F.
A commission for @gojirorob.bsky.social who asked for an #animalcrossing styled Puli dog, in a kilt 🩷 #jyinxeart
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A commission for @gojirorob.bsky.social who asked for an #animalcrossing styled Puli dog, in a kilt 🩷 #jyinxeart
TONIGHT AT THE CIVIC CENTRE. PRAIRIE CARBON SEQUESTRATION. WITH SUPPORTING ARTIST THE PUMPKIN FUNK.
August 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
TONIGHT AT THE CIVIC CENTRE. PRAIRIE CARBON SEQUESTRATION. WITH SUPPORTING ARTIST THE PUMPKIN FUNK.
From the works of T. Kingfisher: ““And where they got the tactical nuke from, I have never been able to learn.””
August 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
From the works of T. Kingfisher: ““And where they got the tactical nuke from, I have never been able to learn.””
You know you want it.
August 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You know you want it.
Yes, we have no bananas.
August 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Yes, we have no bananas.
Reposted by Rob F.
A TINY GUY was on top of my recycling bin!
August 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A TINY GUY was on top of my recycling bin!
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man.
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of Man.
Yes, I will take advantage of AI to read about how Ennio Morricone could take Eminem three falls out of four. Shockingly, Copilot did not then continue into Rule 34 territory.
August 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Yes, I will take advantage of AI to read about how Ennio Morricone could take Eminem three falls out of four. Shockingly, Copilot did not then continue into Rule 34 territory.
And then I says to him, I says “BOOM, baby!”
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
And then I says to him, I says “BOOM, baby!”
A while back, I worked at a fairly large semi-governmental organization. The space I’d been given had a collection of books from the sixties left in it … old technical manuals and the like. I let them gather dust while I was there. (Continued…)
August 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
A while back, I worked at a fairly large semi-governmental organization. The space I’d been given had a collection of books from the sixties left in it … old technical manuals and the like. I let them gather dust while I was there. (Continued…)
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21 Years Later, Dave Matthews Bus Poop Incident Makes Chicagoans Laugh — And Groan
Dave Matthews’ tour bus emptied its 800-pound septic tank on people taking a cruise 21 years ago this week. The DMB poop incident is "now old enough to drink," one social media post pointed out.
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August 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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are you now, or have you ever been, bringing in the funk and the noize?
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
are you now, or have you ever been, bringing in the funk and the noize?
The elephant is screaming. The dwarf is screaming. The elephant is on fire. The dwarf is on fire.
August 7, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The elephant is screaming. The dwarf is screaming. The elephant is on fire. The dwarf is on fire.
@davekellett.bsky.social hey, were you the person who sold “English: it’s what happens if you put three Dutch people in a trench coat with a French dictionary” shirts? (rough approximation of the text.) I believe mine has been kidnapped by relatives, and need either a replacement or revenge.
August 6, 2025 at 3:20 PM
@davekellett.bsky.social hey, were you the person who sold “English: it’s what happens if you put three Dutch people in a trench coat with a French dictionary” shirts? (rough approximation of the text.) I believe mine has been kidnapped by relatives, and need either a replacement or revenge.
It menaces with spikes of bread.
August 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It menaces with spikes of bread.
Grand piano
Reed and pipe organ
Glockenspiel
Bass guitar
Double-speed guitar
Two slightly distorted guitars
Mandolin
Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar
Plus, tubular bells
Reed and pipe organ
Glockenspiel
Bass guitar
Double-speed guitar
Two slightly distorted guitars
Mandolin
Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar
Plus, tubular bells
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Grand piano
Reed and pipe organ
Glockenspiel
Bass guitar
Double-speed guitar
Two slightly distorted guitars
Mandolin
Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar
Plus, tubular bells
Reed and pipe organ
Glockenspiel
Bass guitar
Double-speed guitar
Two slightly distorted guitars
Mandolin
Spanish guitar and introducing acoustic guitar
Plus, tubular bells
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.
August 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin’ glue.