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Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy
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Still on the Bird app/Home to HRH The Hamster of Justice
G.O. Jail
We were informed that there was a need for G.O. Jail over on BSky, so we're here to check it out
Special Officer Bildaddy rocks! He's lovely! He's handsome!
EMBRACE THE CURSED!
We are very busy.
Don't be cheeky.
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Pardon me, S.O. Rabey?
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
@louiserabeyart.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social
They are coming thick and fast today!
More bars, I'll drink to that!
*say that in a scottish accent, you'll get it, if you don't already*
24 hours jail time for young Vanny.
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
GOOD GRIEF
Young Gleafer, WHAT were you thinking?
@louiserabeyart.bsky.social S.O. Rabey, get the handcuffs please!
@ninstarfish.bsky.social a set of bars, if you would be so kind.
Off we pop now, for 24 hours.
G.O. Jail
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
WHERE'S MY CHRISTMASSY TREATS FROM THE CANTEEN??!!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
WE KNOW JUST THE THING YOU'D LIKE!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
WELL, HELLO
Young G.O. AngstFM
And how are we this fine evening?
First time I've had the opportunity to jail a radio station, but here we are!
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Oh have this too then!
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
OR OR
or
this one?
Classy, eh?
Ehh??
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Here you go.
Specially for you.
G.O. Jail
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Or
What about this one?
Does this one suit me better?
Does my bum look big in this?
Yeah, yeah could [email protected] yeah, yeah, whatever...
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You want me to take her in for questioning?
Let me just change in to an Arresting Dress for that.
How's this one?
S.O. Bildaddy
G.O. Jail
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What seems to be the problem, S.O. Rabey?
S.O. Bildaddy
G.O. Jail
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh, young Hineko!
I am VERY MUCH alive, rejoice!!
It will take more than an amateur like Star to see me orf!!
Jail has been away over the weekend, Special Ops, so we're back and we will be raring to go - so watch out!
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I beg your fuc-
I mean
I jolly well beg your pardon?
I am well and hale and hearty, thank you so very fuc- I mean, I am jolly well very good thank you for asking thank you so very much
The dead rat will be investigated, no one left behind!
HRH
G.O. Jail

ps. we are on to you, G.O. AngstFM
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
whilst Jail have been away on "Special Exercises"
She will be getting a pay rise, don't worry.
Now, I trust that we've all been good, yes?
Excellent!
Nothing for me to worry about then.
As you were.
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
#gojailatarsehq
*tap tap...is it on? for fuc- oh it is- ?*
HELLO, PEASANTS OF THE G.O. FANDOM!
Tis I, HRH The Hamster of Justice!
Just to let you know that Jail will be back up & running over the next couple of days.
Special thanks go to @louiserabeyart.bsky.social for keeping the show on the road +
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
SPECIAL OFFICER BIL-DY!!!
WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH YOU??!
YOU LOOK PYSCHEDELIC???!!!
DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?
😱😱😱
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
S.O. RABEY WHERE ARE YOU?
REPORT FOR DUTY IMMEDIATELY PLEASE!
S.O. BIL-DY AND OFFICER SILLY, YOU TOO PLEASE!
HRH
G.O. JAIL
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
NONONONONONO!!
Nononono!
Nono
No - no
No, didn't say didn't want them...
HRH
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
THAT DEFINITELY NEEDS INVESTIGATING!!!
S.O. RABEY, go collect S.O. Bildaddy and get over to Becky's straight away please.
Take Officer Silly if you need him.
Don't underestimate...
...THE GO BANDIT!!!
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Oh No, S.O. Rabey - shall we get you to the Jail infirmary, come on now, you need a nice lie down.
And some chocolate.
S.O. Bil-dy
G.O. Jail
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 AM